9 out of 10 men are homosexual in the USA
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shiversblood has been arrested after a femist rally/riot
horrorfan89 was discovered collecting musicals from the 1950s, all while hiding them in horror movie cases. Female musical fans everywhere are overjoyed.
@naaaaiiiiillllll!!! is in the hospital after attempting to recreate Jesus' crucifixion with actual nails.
@Pina Colada reveals themselves to be a magical girl vigilante fighting evil by moonlight, shitposting by daylight.
Kiwi Farms user Kari Kamiya is arrested for having tons of Kari Kamiya porn from the anime series Digimon.
@The Booba Expert has become The Bubba Expert--in prison.
Kari Kamiya makes multiple Kaiju cum jars with the intent to "make them real"
@TowinKarz parked his towing truck illegally and had to get it towed. Due to size of vehicle, must pay $20,000 to get it back
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@JambledUpWords breaks nulls heart slowly by starting to eat salad.
@CharlesBarkley is starring in an interracial tranny midget porno directed by Stephen Spielberg. He is now nominated for an Oscar for giving such a realistic and poignant performance
Authorities raided @JambledUpWords house and found 6 overweight women nude in his basement.
The Booba Expert is actually a lover of small boobs. Flat is justice
@JambledUpWords's mass "enough to exercise a gravitational pull", scientists say.
@Crex Crex actually crashed a plane, no survivors reported.
Kari Kamiya, forum user, arrested for forced entry and "hot-gluing every Mothra on the production line".
@Bastard_Call was actually raised by feral dogs and is in a sexual relationship with a dog. Surprisingly, despite these setbacks, is able to write intelligibly and come across as normal as a Kiwifarmer can be.
Local Landmark @JambledUpWords Defaced with Graffiti
@Baseton Repillé chopped off his opponent's arm in a fencing match.