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[SeniorFuckFace]

@Meat Target: The best way to shoot your steak.

 

[Elysian]

@SeniorFuckFace: accidentally got his dong bitten off in the middle of a particularly enthusiastic facefucking session

 

[Elysian]

oopsie, accidental doublepost

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Chosen by the Powers That Be to be an example of why proper forum etiquette is needed, double-poster @Elysian is sentenced to death by snu-snu.