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Biggest Flash-in-the-Pan: Awarded to movies that all the film wonks gush on about come awards season and then is promptly forgotten by mid-March.
Best Animated Movie That ISN'T Fucking Disney: Self-explanatory.
The Oppression Olympics Award: Given to the movie that year which virtue signaled the hardest and yet added absolutely nothing to society except two hours of whinging and cringe.
Best Animated Movie That ISN'T Fucking Disney: Self-explanatory.
The Oppression Olympics Award: Given to the movie that year which virtue signaled the hardest and yet added absolutely nothing to society except two hours of whinging and cringe.
Let's Give Jimmy Kimmel an Award He Doesn't Deserve for 20 Minutes: Self-Explanatory.
Best Box Office Bomb: Worst Movie of the Year, or the Best that was Overshadowed by Kids Begging their Parents to see Minions for the #358,443,234.5th time in a Row.
Best Car Chase: Jokes aside on this one, I'm not sure why this isn't a category yet.
Best Box Office Bomb: Worst Movie of the Year, or the Best that was Overshadowed by Kids Begging their Parents to see Minions for the #358,443,234.5th time in a Row.
Best Car Chase: Jokes aside on this one, I'm not sure why this isn't a category yet.
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The Cry-Baby Award: awarded to the film where the protagonist is dragged through shit for 3 hours, with lots of sad music, artsy slow motion shots, and (obviously) crying.
Best stunts: self explanatory
Best an Hero: awarded to the film where a character kills them selves because they’re sad and gay.
Best stunts: self explanatory
Best an Hero: awarded to the film where a character kills them selves because they’re sad and gay.
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Best Credit to their Demographic Venn Diagram: Given to people who do something mundane (like direct a movie) while being black left-handed trans-lesbians or whatever other attempt to run up the intersectionality high score is "in" this week.
Given Brie Larson's recent escapades into doing her best to deter as much people from watching Captain Marvel as possible, I kinda want a career Darwin award type of deal, where they give recognition to those who sabotage their own movies in the most exceptional ways imaginable.
The fact there is no such award is proof Hollywood is out of touch with normal people.
Best Gratuitous Violence: Anything by Quinton Tarantino would be a shoe-in for this category.
Worst Sequel: Self-explanatory
Best Comic-Book movie: There's so many, it might as well have its own category.
How the Fuck Did This Get Greenlit: Because you know the academy watched some films and that thought immediately crossed their minds.
Jmz_33
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Wouldn’t “Worst sequel” be a category for the Razzies
I figure a high-profile public shaming will cut down on the number of crap movies.
Best "I Want My Money/2 Hours Back". Wait, that's something for the Razzies.
How about Best Independent Film We've Ignored, since they might as well get some attention outside of Sundance.
How about Best Independent Film We've Ignored, since they might as well get some attention outside of Sundance.
Best on screen fart.
An award for those of who enjoy crude toilet humor,
An award for those of who enjoy crude toilet humor,
Best failed cinematic universe pilot
Best Danny Devito moments.
The Weiny.
Best virtue signal.
Brie Larson is a shoe-in for 2019
Brie Larson is a shoe-in for 2019
Best Foreign Animated Film: Because God DAMN are there a lot of beautiful foreign animated movies that get no love or recognition because "Muh Disney/Pixar"
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