Things to include:
Name: The Church of the Holy and Large Body
Cows of choice: fat lolcows such as Anna O’Brian, ALR, LifeByJen and Virgie Tovar
Day of worship: the first Friday of the month at sundown
Worship service: a large feast in a room full of pillows, blankets and candles. The alter is a cornucopia of food that the worshipers choose to eat. A prayer is said to the Venus of Waldorf for originating the sexiness of fat bodies. All worshipers are encouraged to wear as much or as little clothes as possible. The only rule is that the clothes have to make the wearer feel amazing and sexy. At the end of the feast, worshipers have ripped men give them fancy massages while saying how sexy they are. Everyone leaves with a new sex toy and a doggy bag for extra food.
Religious holidays: national food holidays for foods that particular worshipper enjoys . The holidays consist of eating that specific food on that day and making an offering to the Venus of Waldorf.
Religious texts: Eff Your Beauty Standards by Tess Holiday , Health at Every Size by Linda Bacon and The Beauty Myth by Naomi Wolf
There are no food or drink restrictions. Gluttony is a virtue.
Exclusivity: nobody of a normal BMI is allowed. You must be in the overweight category to qualify. This religion is specifically for women as well. You cannot have any goals of losing weight. If you are a small fat, you must submit yourself to the deathfat and infinifat priestesses.
Organization: deathfat and infinifat priestesses for every town. These priestesses get to choose where worship is held and get first pick on what food is served. Everyone has to pay tribute to the Venus of Waldorf, but the priestesses have special connections to her that others do not. The priestesses monitor everyone and make sure that they are affirming of fat bodies at all times. Anyone who deviates is shunned until they repent by paying for the next feast or holiday celebration and publicly admitting their wrongdoing to everyone.
- Name of religion
- Type of lolcows you want to attract (careercow, skitzcow, artcow, etc.)
- Specific lolcows are welcomed as well
- Groups in community watch are allowed as well
- Methods of practice
- Is there a sabbath or day of worship?
- Any specific activities that occur during worship?
- Any songs or genres of music you include in service?
- Is there prayer?
- Is there a deity? Multiple deities?
- Holy book/scripture or any other religious text
- Religious holidays
- Specific foods and drinks that are either encouraged or restricted
- Are there rites of passage such as burial, baptism, marriage, etc,?
- Are there certain specifics in these that matter for this religion?
- Is there any exclusivity?
- Are there certain requirements to be met before becoming a member?
- Do you have to be born into this religion?
Name: The Church of the Holy and Large Body
Cows of choice: fat lolcows such as Anna O’Brian, ALR, LifeByJen and Virgie Tovar
Day of worship: the first Friday of the month at sundown
Worship service: a large feast in a room full of pillows, blankets and candles. The alter is a cornucopia of food that the worshipers choose to eat. A prayer is said to the Venus of Waldorf for originating the sexiness of fat bodies. All worshipers are encouraged to wear as much or as little clothes as possible. The only rule is that the clothes have to make the wearer feel amazing and sexy. At the end of the feast, worshipers have ripped men give them fancy massages while saying how sexy they are. Everyone leaves with a new sex toy and a doggy bag for extra food.
Religious holidays: national food holidays for foods that particular worshipper enjoys . The holidays consist of eating that specific food on that day and making an offering to the Venus of Waldorf.
Religious texts: Eff Your Beauty Standards by Tess Holiday , Health at Every Size by Linda Bacon and The Beauty Myth by Naomi Wolf
There are no food or drink restrictions. Gluttony is a virtue.
Exclusivity: nobody of a normal BMI is allowed. You must be in the overweight category to qualify. This religion is specifically for women as well. You cannot have any goals of losing weight. If you are a small fat, you must submit yourself to the deathfat and infinifat priestesses.
Organization: deathfat and infinifat priestesses for every town. These priestesses get to choose where worship is held and get first pick on what food is served. Everyone has to pay tribute to the Venus of Waldorf, but the priestesses have special connections to her that others do not. The priestesses monitor everyone and make sure that they are affirming of fat bodies at all times. Anyone who deviates is shunned until they repent by paying for the next feast or holiday celebration and publicly admitting their wrongdoing to everyone.
