Create nicknames for Jonathan's scooter -

[Crippled_Retard]

Scooty-puff seems to be the most popular name, but I also have seen scoot scoot.

I submit the Red Rascal (and not just because that's the color) and the Menstration Mobile.

 

[Jack Awful]

The Trans-Am.

 

[Clones of Alex Jones]

The rape rascal

 

[Munchma Quchi]

The lard rover

 

[Jack Awful]

The PADdy Wagon.

 

[indianshedevil]

PedoScooter

 

[Clones of Alex Jones]

Hitler did nothing wrong

Rushing grany

A Potato

 

[Diabeetus]

His scooter is red like period blood, the thing Jon needs more than water. I would encourage puns based on this.

 

[DogEatDogFood]

The Tranny Speeder

 

[Clones of Alex Jones]

His scooter is red like period blood, the thing Jon needs more than water. I would encourage puns based on this.

The Menstrual Moblie

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

Child-Frightener 3000
Velocipedo
Yanivpillar
Shit Schlepper
ATLAS

 

[Cedric_Eff]

The Yan-borghini Coochtach.
Tumormobile.

 

[W00K #17]

The waxmobile
Night slider
The millenial tampon
Thunderlisp '65
(girl)Cock 5
The Magic Shortbus
The Mystery Genital Machine
The Jewsmobile

 

[Munchma Quchi]

do they install sPEDOmeters on scooters?

 

[grumble_bum]

The Canadian taxpayer
Transcycle
Noability scooter

 

[AbraCadaver]

The Cotton Pony
The Crimson Wave
Shark Week

Other names for periods.

Also: Optimus Crime.

 

[doobiedoobiedoo]

Tampon Tauntaun

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Spedracer

 

[Spedestrian]

The Elmobile

 

[Bawbag]

The Tamponi Zamboni