Create nicknames for Jonathan's scooter -

[Niggernerd]

This thread makes me want a wacky races but with lolcows and mobility scooters.

Chris is dick dastardly and Barb is muttley
Jon thinks himself Penelope pitstop

 

[Calculus]

Need for bleed

 

[Peaches Demure]

The Tank-pon!

 

[SourDiesel]

The Ball Waxer 2000
The Magical Mystery Crotch Rocket
The Prepubescent Pussy Wagon

 

[Kiislova]

The Red Baroness

 

[The Un-Clit]

The Speedophile.

SO close, but one 'e' too many.

The Spedophile.

Though really, that sounds more like Jonnyboy then his scooty-puff.

 

[EveyDwyer]

This has to be the funniest thread on the farms.

Big Red Fire Engine just so people can yell this at her when she's out in public.

Urban Dictionary: Go you big red fire engine!

A phrase adopted by Australian comedian Adam Hills, usually used as an expression of affirmation or encouragement. It was coined during a 1999 stand-up performance in Melbourne, Australia. Hills had invited an audience member on stage to yell out his own name; instead, the man shouted "go you...

www.urbandictionary.com

 

[Crippled_Retard]

SO close, but one 'e' too many.

The Spedophile.

Though really, that sounds more like Jonnyboy then his scooty-puff.

I think Speedophile works if you know how anglos pronounce pedophile.

 

[The Final Troondown]

The School Runner
Red Flo-Rida
Greased Litigation
The Tamptanic
The Intersex Interstate
JY's Publication Van
The Fender Affirmer
The Tragic Schoolbus
The Paeddolo
Smooth Boat To China

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

The 25 Stone Tampon Pilot.

 

[Vodka's My BFF]

Tran Torino.

 

[Looney Troons]

If fat ass ever buys a bike and doesn’t name it Menstruation Cycle, I’m going to be really sad

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

Womyn Waxer 9000

 

[FI 665]

The Pedo Palanquin

 

[The Un-Clit]

I think Speedophile works if you know how anglos pronounce pedophile.

Very true. British English terms puzzle me sometimes, even though as a Canadian I use British spelling.

Some of the pronounceations sound good, "lef-tenant" just rolls off the tongue better then "loo-tenant", but "peedophile" and "east-rogen" both fuck with my head when I hear them.

 

[Menstrual Champ]

DeLardean DMC-12 [definitely molests children aged 12]

RMS Transtanic .... All ma'ams on deck! Full steam ahead! I hear a pre-teen opening her first tampon! *boat horn*

 

[Vodka's My BFF]

DeLardean DMC-12 [definitely molests children aged 12]

RMS Transtanic .... All ma'ams on deck! Full steam ahead! I hear a pre-teen opening her first tampon! *boat horn*

Congrats, I spit out my cocktail due to laughter.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Wax On Wax Off Mobile
Percosious Puberty Pounder
Elmo Edge Rider
Antifa Asexual Autobon
Polyamourous Prix
Labial Lambaster
Girldick Glider
Waxing Wagon

 

[Kiislova]

Wax on fire!
*InitialD marks and music*

Edit: soundtrack could be "Wax! Wax! Wax!" By Emanuele.

 

[Junkail]

The Red Sped.

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

"Quick, Mahter! To the Tranny-mobile!"