Create nicknames for Jonathan's scooter -

[simulated goat]

Mister Tard's Wild Ride.

 

[TheBlackVolga]

Tampon Tugboat.

PoopScoot.

CowCart.

Milkfloat. (For non-Brit farmers, ie those in the civilised world, this is what milkmen drive.)

Tampon Tornado.

Pussy Puller.

Goocart.

Mountie Magnet.

Cowcatcher.

Miriam's Meow Missile.

Poopmobile.

Teen Trawler.

Wax Wagon.

Kitty kitty bang bang.

Munchie Mobile.

Troon Transport.

Pussy Pontoon.

 

[Zaryiu]

The Nambla

 

[Distant Stare]

You have heard of Elf-on-a-shelf, get ready for no-cooter-on-a-scooter

 

[SmallTalk201]

The push-a-pedo (pedal) get it?

 

[RE 374]

@Judge Holden referred to it a "Rasque of the Red Death" in another thread and I audibly laughed.

 

[Spaghetti Rat]

Tranny Trolley

Lady-dick Limo

Seizure Speeder

 

[James Howlett]

Xcooty McXcooter-face

 

[Sonitistic]

The Troon Balloon

 

[JaneThough]

Trans-port Tampon

 

[Teazel]

Tampon Tantrum

 

[MG 620]

The Red Scare.

 

[TheBlackVolga]

Red Menace.

 

[Bamanda]

The Tranny Transporter

 

[Got2Hands]

Tampax the Spank Engine and Friends.

 

[cattle rancher]

The troon tram
the menstrascal

 

[MG 620]

The Tranny Transporter

The TRANS-porter

 

[Zeebie]

Trigger as in "Hi-ho Trigger! Away!"

 

[Cilleystring]

The Diddler Dolly

 

[Bamanda]

The TRANS-porter

Haha much better.