each malted milk ball might be their last
True & Honest Fan
They quite simply died of hypothermia after their tent was destroyed in some freak weather event. Because of the way that works people actually paradoxically feel hot as they're dying and sometimes rip off their clothes, not knowing what they're doing.Care to share a few mine negro?
Of course that doesn't explain the radioactivity at the site, or the missing tongue and eyes. I guess unless we get to ask the UFO yetis what happened we'll never know.