Creepypasta Generators -

[Mourning Dove]

This is originally from the Creepypasta Fandom thread in Lolcow, but I don't want to derail it. Too many creepypastas nowadays are shitty Jeff the killer self-inserts or knockoffs by insane 12-year old girls who don't know how to write (yet?). Let's come up with some better creepy story ideas, shall we? Mind you that many of the results will be awkwardly structured syntax-wise and will have an overabundance of widow(er)s.

http://springhole.net/writing_roleplaying_randomators/creepypastaplot.htm

Decent ones I got:

"One morning, a group of tourists want to transform a lost pendant into an eldritch abomination after reading a tome of eldritch lore."

"In the middle of the night, a young man gets bored and investigates an old house haunted by a vampire."

"On Halloween night, a boy becomes amnesiac and wants to explore an abandoned factory after wearing a necklace."

"One night in a wrecked plane, a pilot is transformed into a zombie while searching for a lost boy."

 

[exball]

"It was a dark and stormy night, and then there was a gay orgy."

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

Spoiler: Warning! Scariest start of a creepypasta ever. Do not look if you are faint of heart!

"One day while andy was masturbating..."

Story of my life....

 

[Dollars2010]

"One night, a disturbing boy and a strange man are forced to transform a priest into a disturbing CD."

Now that would be a good read.

 

[Sanic]

"One day, Sonic.exe was written by J.C. the Hyena."

Now there's a scary one.

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

"One night, a disturbing boy and a strange man are forced to transform a priest into a disturbing CD."

Now that would be a good read.

I think the scary part is that you know someone is going to jack it to that!

 

[ToroidalBoat]

One night, a group of people create a disturbing doll after playing with an old doll.

Spoiler

(Also, springhole also has an article on "cultural appropriation," and the Mary Sue test uses gender neutral pronouns.)

 

[Saney]

Spoiler: Warning! Scariest start of a creepypasta ever. Do not look if you are faint of heart!

"One day while andy was masturbating..."

Story of my life....

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

Robot Chicken did it better.

Spoiler: Offtopic Shit

Also what the hell, are they really making a toy story 4 after 3 really bookended everything?

 

[Ification]

"One evening, a disturbing girl, a widower, and a widower create the bones of a serial killer."

How the hell can one create serial killer bones? Also, this generator seems to have an obsession with widows and widowers.

 

[MayMay]

"On Halloween night, a programmer and an old woman decide to destroy a sleepy rural town after playing with a puppet possessed by the spirit of a gamer."
Gamergate creepypasta?

I dunno about this. I cycled through several different generations and no mention of hyper realistic blood! What kind of sham is this?

 

[KingofManga420]

"One evening, a disturbing girl, a widower, and a widower create the bones of a serial killer."

How the hell can one create serial killer bones? Also, this generator seems to have an obsession with widows and widowers.

You kill the serial killer, which is pretty damn brutal.

 

[Segue]

Here are some pretty random ones I got:

"One night, a film student and an insane widow create the blood of a government agent."
"One morning in a restaurant haunted by a strange creature, a doctor and an evil woman investigate a wrecked ship."
"One evening in a parallel world, some children kidnap a crazed man."

I don't know about you guys, but the last one sounds pretty funny.

 

[R.A.E.L.]

"One day in a restaurant haunted by an alien creature, a woman becomes possessed and gets lost in a wrecked plane haunted by the spirit of a widow after watching a lost video."

Beautiful.

 

[Konstantinos]

"One day in a wrecked ship, a film student, a strange boy, and a programmer create a disturbing puppet."

What an unusual group of friends they must have been.

 

[Pikonic]

"At midnight, a group of friends decide to kidnap a mental patient"
Ok gimme like 4 days and I'll be back with this.

 

[niggers]

"One morning in the forest, a widower goes crazy and casts a curse on an abandoned farmhouse haunted by the spirit of a lost woman."

dammit i'm pretty sure thats been the plot of several hollywood films

 

[Mourning Dove]

"One night, a sailor disguises as an evil man."

"One night, a lost girl receives a strange message and decides to visit an asylum."

"One day, a scientist and a lost boy find a babysitter with a telephone."

Lol at #3.

 

[Quijibo69]

I played a really scary Steam game once where the house was haunted by two creepy witches and JFK...

Spoiler: Too scary

The game was called "Gone Home"!