Dramacow Cricketman123 / Sam Marshal - Wrong Planet virgin with rage who complains about his penis size and jealous of his step brother

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Randell Corgon

Holding a jar of pickles
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Cricketman123 has been in the works for awhile now. His consistent sperging about his micropenis and step brother nearly every day caught my attention a few months back.
Him admitting to humping a barbie doll on Wrong Planet made me finally release this thread.

Meet Sam Marshal:
Wrong Planet: http://wrongplanet.net/forums/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=120509
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHGsKsEhdBLsXb3nxYRyr0Q
Plenty Of Fish: http://www.pof.com/member99828829.htm http://archive.md/WzTi6
The Student Room: https://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/member.php?u=1554367
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But wait there's more! He in fact has a MICROPENIS the size of a possible toothpick!
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His Love Quest:
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He's so worried about his penis that he in fact took a barbie doll in the attic and humped it:

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Hatred for his brother:
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Google knows the way:

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Note: There are no penis photos of Sam yet unfortunately, the hot pocket mods on Wrong Planet may have removed them. When I find any, i'll edit it into the OP here.
 
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Bassomatic

True & Honest Fan
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Last two images are broken and those would be icing on the cake on a very probable quality cow and love shy.
 

Bassomatic

True & Honest Fan
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Is Wrong Planet a forum specifically for autistic people?

Nice find
Mostly, it's apparently for all mental illnesses and in theory would be a great people to vent and talk about their disabilities and issues they cause, but it's got a very toxic fuck normies and my autism made me do X mind set.

There's a thread on it in community watch, if you want to see how unhealthy that place is.


Thanks for picture fix OP.
 

Dr.Research

Dissertation Topic: Lolcows
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More sad than lol, IMHO.
He's definitely on the more obvious end of the spectrum, but it seems like if he just shut the fuck about his dick and not kissing a girl he could possibly make a decent boyfriend for someone on his level. But then if he was subtle about his issues we wouldn't have this thread, would we?

I'm interested to see where this goes.
 
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QT 219

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More photos to dump here of Sam in real life and rants: (Since I can't fit more than 20 images to the Thread OP)
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Jealousy of his step brother:
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Life stuff:
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He also has a gambling addiction:
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"I hate my family because they have what I want." LOL, what a tard.

Autism is amazing in that its one overall reaching characteristic is that of the person wanting something someone else has but not willing to do anything to get it. They can memorize cartoon dialog and Sonic levels to eidetic completion, but they can't get a paper route and a haircut? Fuck sake, we live in the Information Age. Everything you ever had a question about can be answered within nanoseconds. If a person with autism can't be assed to developed self-awareness, then they should be kept off the Internet as part of a garbage disposal measure as there's no need for its tubes to be clogged up with such asinine bullshittery.
 

Forever Sunrise

Avatar? I don't need no stinkin' avatar.
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"I hate my family because they have what I want." LOL, what a tard.

Autism is amazing in that its one overall reaching characteristic is that of the person wanting something someone else has but not willing to do anything to get it. They can memorize cartoon dialog and Sonic levels to eidetic completion, but they can't get a paper route and a haircut? Fuck sake, we live in the Information Age. Everything you ever had a question about can be answered within nanoseconds. If a person with autism can't be assed to developed self-awareness, then they should be kept off the Internet as part of a garbage disposal measure as there's no need for its tubes to be clogged up with such asinine bullshittery.

They don't believe they could accomplish it if they tried. Most of their hobbies are deeply ingrained from early childhood, and are things they consider second-nature. They don't have the experience or objectivity to understand that the things they find 'hard' are just as 'easy' as the things they find effortless, and the only difference is effort and familiarity.
 

CWCissey

Charming Man
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Oh God, he's lucky TheStudentRoom generally don't care about shit like this, they'd assume he was a troll/drunk and demand the pics.

They don't need that shit there if they're studying a proper degree!

EDIT: Also, he must be a slow walker if it takes him two hours to walk to his nearest train station. That's Gobowen, which is apparently an hour's walk away from Oswestry.

Either way, total Sadcow
 
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