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[女鬼]

When you say trollshielding, do you mean I was basically white knighting myself?

Okay, yeah, you're right. I'll be more careful with what I say on here in the future.

No, that's not what I meant.
If you don't know what trollshielding means, you probably ought to lurk this place a little more.

 

[Juscum]

Eh, to be fair, nowadays it's only consensual sex if you fill out paperwork and have video proving that you sought consent every 5 seconds. Otherwise you're a rapist.

Thanks to the Duke rape case, and that utter travesty of a Rolling Stone article, I assume all rape accusations are false unless proved in the court of law.

 

[JU 199]

Actually, this can make some sense, at least in the college and later years. I have SAD and my mother, in particular, flipped her shit when I broke up with boyfriend because I didn't want to make him wait as I worked things out with a treatment plan from my therapist.

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

I wonder when people are going to start realizing that feminine and masculine are artificial concepts that arose from the mannerisms and movements of the physical body in an effort to search for a mate, I bet if technology somehow away and along with our ability to synthesize hormones in a lab these MAAB weirdos would just go back to masturbating outside of a 12-year-old girl's window while poking their own butthole with a carrot stick.

 

[JU 199]

Asexuality sperging

I think it's very telling that these kids are so horrified that 1) asexuality might be even tangentially related to a disorder and 2) that there might be a treatment. It's mostly the pro-self-dx, mental-illness-romanticizing crowd so it's not entirely surprising, but it says a lot about their lack of understanding. Personally, if it turned out that I had some as-yet-undiagnosed disorder that, when treated, made my asexuality go away, I could live with that. Getting the help I need is 10000000% more important to me than an orientation.

Also, about SwankIvy: I've been following her for a long time. She's hard to defend sometimes (her identity is REALLY tied up with asexuality, to the point where it seems like that's all there is to her) but ultimately I'm glad she's out there. I have her book on my Kindle (I got it for $2 on some crazy sale), should I read it and post some thoughts here? It's not that long, I'm sure I could get through it pretty quick.

If she wasn't such a presence online, I'd never have figured myself out. I hadn't even known asexuality was a thing, and finally having a name to put to my experience was such a relief. So Ivy's got a special little place in my heart, for that reason.

But you are 100% correct, she's a bit of a cow. I won't even try to deny that.

I have a trans friend who has absolutely no sex drive, I think it might just be his dysphoria and depression combined. Those things will numb sexual feelings entirely. So no, I don't think actual Asexuality exists. I think its mostly medical or hormonal issues going on what kill or decrease a person's sex drive. Notice it's mostly women or trans people who were born in women's bodies who claim asexuality. There is almost none cis men claiming asexuality. Conclusion, it ain't real.

Yeah, dysphoria and depression together is a double-whammy and would lead to a killed sex drive. Of course, with Tumblr activism at it is, there are several things they'd screech about such a theory. Generally, SJWs would go on about how "all identities are valid" and refuse to accept that there are medical reasons for what they claim is asexuality, such as how depression kills sex drives, as does dysphoria. And a rather annoying branch would screech about gender being a social construct and shame the concept of dysphoria in the first place as if it is self-induced or that people with dysphoria have "dysphoria privilege" in medical settings. (Generally, SJWs and the like are several shades of retarded.)

And, to be entirely honest, there's only one person I've ever met who might be legitimately asexual. Everyone else claiming it? They have severe psychological issues and are on medication, are under a lot of stress at present, think that not wanting to bone strangers is strange, and/or not wanting to bone all the time is strange, and other things of that nature. It's retarded.

I wouldn't go as far as saying asexuality is necessarily something that comes with a mental disorder. That is like back in the 1950s when the UK classified homosexuality as a mental disorder. I would say, there can be people who legitimately have no sex drive or sexual attraction at all without there being a mental disorder or trauma at hand. Just I don't think the tumblr snowflakes have it. Honestly though, I actually consider the possibilities and don't just think in black and white terms. And of course the world is not simple. But some of the stuff they post on tumblr is so fucking stupid and ridiculous.

PS: Look at that profile's description.

NOBODY CARES

 

[Maruukat]

Jesus FUCKNG christ it's reaaaal
she reaally fucking said that I fucking
cant
believe

Fucking kek.
As if things couldn't get any better, my prayers were answered. Not exactly chat logs but
still hilarious.
Bet mama sander's "convulsing" while pagan plays her the same bioshock lets play as we speak.
But it seems as though the cow has died for now since I haven't been able to find any new activity.
Good fucking riddance.

 

[XH 502]

This entire subforum is full of trollshielding cows and we should just halal everyone who regularly posts here right now.

 

[JU 199]

We should set up a giant halal thread for select tumblr subforum users

 

[Juscum]

These aren't even Kiwis, they're tumblr-folk that the people in that thread literally asked to show up and dish. But ok.

 

[Meowthkip]

This entire subforum is full of trollshielding cows and we should just halal everyone who regularly posts here right now.

Maybe we should just start hazing them.

 

[女鬼]

Fresh powerleveling from the recently necro'd TITP thread:

Ugh. I do believe in fatphobia, because I've experienced it. I've always been bigger, with broad shoulders, fleshy thighs, a lot of muscle mass, and a belly. Even when I was taking intense kickboxing lessons for six hours a week and walking everywhere, I still had a gut and by the BMI was "obese". And yeah, I got bullied for it; I was called "fat whore" for the first time when I was ten. Certain kinds of bodies, especially for women, are considered more acceptable than others, and those standards can be quite unrealistic for a lot of people.

I also believe in HAES...to a point. I've known athletes that were 300, 350 pounds, and no, it wasn't all muscle. And these people still get read as fat slobs even though they are completely healthy and active. BUT anything above that, and you've got a fucking problem. The human body is not meant to go above a certain weight, and if it does, it is completely unrealistic to think that it won't put a strain on the heart, lungs, etc. It is not possible to be 400, 500, 600 pounds and be healthy. It's just not.

And you know what? If you are 600 + pounds and happy about it? Fine. I don't care. It's your body, if you want to destroy it, that's your prerogative. If cramming your mouth with pies and sitting on your ass genuinely makes you feel fulfilled and happy, bully for you.

lol "fatphobia"

Haven't read the whole thread yet but I just wanted to say my piece here:

Spoiler: Powerlevel

I gained about fifty pounds a couple years ago because of some new meds I'd started, but just last summer I'd lost ~25 in less than two months. I'd been careful to eat less unhealthy food and didn't go out to restaurants that whole time, and I was actually feeling better, whoa what a shocker! So yeah, it's possible to lose weight and feel healthier as a result. These lazy douchecanoes are so full of bullshit.

This is a place for mocking tumblrettes. No one cares about the harrowing story of how you learned to stop being a fat fuck and are therefore so much better than those cows.

 

[XH 502]

Maybe we should just start hazing them.

Big talk coming from the most notable trollshielder of them all.

These aren't even Kiwis, they're tumblr-folk that the people in that thread literally asked to show up and dish. But ok.

People who never leave Ballpit aren't Kiwis. They're just cows.

 

[Maruukat]

@Doc Smith I recently had to have a "friend break-up" exactly because this girl (and she's also a hella SJW and "diagnosed" me with autism "the first time I met you", and I've been having my head tested since I was two years old, and autism has NEVER been brought up) was using me as a punching bag. Wouldn't take responsibility when she would say something hurtful and would blame it on the other person (or on me, and sometimes for things I had nothing to do with), has a massive superiority complex... oh, and she self-dx'd herself with Aspeberger's.



Yes! Tumblr tries to get off on excusing nasty behavior from friends because they have a ~mental illness~, but one day these kids are gonna learn the hard way (like I did, because I pulled this same shit on people all the time until I finally left Tumblr and fucking went outside and got slapped in the face by reality) that they are going to lose a ton of important relationships in their lives because people can only be pushed so far. That's why I can't be friends with this girl, she uses her various illnesses / disorders to excuse her hurtful behavior rather than explain it and continue to try and work on it. And like, I'm not anywhere close to being a normal, functioning adult yet, but... Jeeeesus Christ, I physically cringe when I think about the person I was while on tumblr dot com.

(Also, off-topic, but am I power leveling a lot? I'm not sure how to add spoilers because I know I've posted some text-walls.)

ARRRGHHHHHH, god damn do I hate those fucking ~*~*relatable mental illness*~*~ posts. Those posts LITERALLY JUST VALIDATE HOW SHITTY THEY'RE BEING. And then everyone reblogs and is like, "omg??? this is so me????? thank god i don't have to take any sort of responsibility for hurting people bc i have a M E N T A L I L L N E S S!!!!!! uwu".

OH and I gotta say that the "i ma having a fa qa dpanic / an xi eity att ack " is complete bullshit, which I assume you guys already know, but goooood lord... You know what happens when you're having a panic / anxiety attack? Well, if it's a goddamn panic attack you're not able to post about it, that's for sure. But an anxiety attack? Hey, guess what! You can still type like you normally do. People who type like little babies are faking it. They can type fine. Unfortunately I used to do this a lot, but then again it's all about maintaining an image of instability on Tumblr.

By the way, I had a dream last night that the entire Kardashian/Jenner clan got its own subforum.

Having been an adult Tumblrite (I was 21 when I left), I think I can safely say that none of them function properly outside of the internet. Like, you'll find that a lot of the Tumblr mental illness-fetishisizing population who are over the age of eighteen have either dropped out of college or are going to be dropping out. That's what happened with me: I got too caught up in my Tumblr life, so I wasn't doing any of my schoolwork. The culture of "it's okay to be mentally ill!!!" made the depression and anxiety even worse, and I also think that my misuse of Tumblr also played a role in my eventual (professional) diagnosis of borderline personality disorder. Only within the last few months since deleting have I found myself back to a place where I feel normal enough to have a job, but after dropping out of school, I didn't work for a really long time, and the jobs I did have didn't last that long-- when I even went in. Because most of the time I was crying on Tumblr about how shitty my life was and how mentally ill I was. And I know I keep spewing bits of pieces of my ***life story*** on here, but I feel like I have a fair amount of personal insight into the clusterfuck that is Tumblr's mental illness obsession.

Are some of these people genuinely mentally ill? Yes, absolutely. And some are faking it for oppression points. But what everyone in this portion of Tumblr has in common is the complete lack of self-awareness and total denial that the life that they're leading isn't a life at all. Like I said earlier, there's a big emphasis on maintaining an image of mental instability, and with that comes everyone's refusal to advocate for their own well-being. It's easier to bitch on the internet than to get off your ass and seek treatment. I feel bad for these guys, but then again... I have very little sympathy for them, because they're not doing jack shit to help themselves.

edit: arrrghhhhh, sorry I know I've been power leveling the shit out of this thread.

 

[女鬼]

Damn, that's a lot of autism and powerleveling. Is this Flamesoul 2.0 or something?

 

[Silver]

paging @Flamesoul the Diabolical it looks like it's Fight time. someone's challenging u

 

[Meowthkip]

Big talk coming from the most notable trollshielder of them all.

Shut up, baby, you know you love me.

 

[Flamesoul the Diabolical]

Damn, that's a lot of autism and powerleveling. Is this Flamesoul 2.0 or something?

It must be my long-lost evil twin sister!

paging @Flamesoul the Diabolical it looks like it's Fight time. someone's challenging u

Let's fuckin go, m8

 

[Hat]

Why do people seem to have the impression that, even though powerleveling is specifically advised against in the guidelines, it is somehow less of a nuisance if they announce that they're going to powerlevel by saying "not the powerlevel or anything" or if they put it under spoilers labelled "powerlevel"?

 

[Flamesoul the Diabolical]

Why do people seem to have the impression that, even though powerleveling is specifically advised against in the guidelines, it is somehow less of a nuisance if they announce that they're going to powerlevel by saying "not the powerlevel or anything" or if they put it under spoilers labelled "powerlevel"?

People like talking about themselves too much, I suppose? I do need to cut back on that.

 

[XH 502]

Shut up, baby, you know you love me.

SpikeyFoxDick.jpeg still haunts my dreams and I don't understand why anything would put a goddamn penis mace in their mouth.

Why do people seem to have the impression that, even though powerleveling is specifically advised against in the guidelines, it is somehow less of a nuisance if they announce that they're going to powerlevel by saying "not the powerlevel or anything" or if they put it under spoilers labelled "powerlevel"?

Normally I'd chock it up to "new user-itis" and leave it at that, but this whole subforum is a pestilence and its denizens never learn.