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APerson

Official Lolcattle Abductor
kiwifarms.net
After the nongender planeswalker, the tranny legendary khan and the autistic... whatever the hell Narset is; it would not surprise me if Jace would be interested in taking some pipe from Ral. Ever since mark and the story director each got a tumblr wotc has been eager to pander to sjws even though it more often than not seems to come back and bite them in the ass.
Atleast Jace eating both panini and bagles could work in the story.
I think it's sperging about Magic the Gathering pandering to SJWs and an awful euphemism? I don't even know.
 

Melkor

Can I sniff your balls?
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
This is the way the world ends, THIS is the way the world ends! Not with a bang but with the collective wheezing, complaining and general fuss of a mob of HAES Tumblrinas, Vegans and Autists. No, no wait the world isn't ending. The HAESers have all sat down because of joint pain, one of them sat on a ladybird so all the Vegans are triggered and LITERALLY SHAKING. Somebody throw a bag of rice for the Autists to count and it's over.
 

Maruukat

kiwifarms.net
Yeah, sometimes, when I have had really bad diarrhea, the kind that just flushes out your entire system, I use the toilet the next day but all that comes out is this kind of snot-like stuff. What's up with that?

TMI is TMI, it isn't misogyny if I get grossed out by your bodily discharges. My SO wants to talk about how there's something wrong with her period and she's worried, I'm going to listen, but for fucks sake, BOUNDARIES, PLEASE.
 

Absinthe

what the fuck is a peepo
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
What if someone doesn't pose as a 14 year old? What if they pose as another age?

This guy suggested we do a sting operation on a pedophile by pretending to be 14 years old. When justifiably criticized, they responded with this.
Jesus fucking christ, we're a forum. Not Null's special ops: Chris Hansen edition.
 

Maruukat

kiwifarms.net

microwave purrito

microwave on high for 3 minutes
kiwifarms.net
You should lurk more and post less if you're going to do some stupid bullshit even after being told it was unwanted and late.
Oh why thank you for that, I'm sure you must have a lot of friends with language like that.

But as much as I feel like roasting, I think I'd be more mature to to take your "kind advice" and lurk for the time, and only come up when needed.

So for now, I shall be in my broom closet

Or, alternatively, all posts by @ShittyPreacher
 

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