...I feel insulted and embarrassed.I think you are leading the pack. At least in recent posts.
Got any more?
Continuing in the "Greek Mythology" elective:
Failed really hard at a Greek-themed Charades early in that year
As I was assigned to be Thisbe, "Pyramus and Thisbe" (Prototype of Romeo and Juliet), I was given an additional line "Tonight, we will feast with the Gods from that "300" movie because the "director" heard me (loudly) complain about my role. Oh, aND the "Prince"....we fucking despised each other in every class we were assigned to be classmates and of course I defied the play's part in which the princess kisses her dead lover before killing herself in front of the whole class.