Cronusamporaa - Delusional Fanboy Extraordinaire

Juscum

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Here comes the dump.





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Summary by Vastderp.
Following: Ensuing chaos from Npdmalfoy, then Npderi, a 15 year old with self-diagnosed Narcissistic Personality Disorder, as well as... All this. Despite being a minor. Excellent Lolcow potential, if I do say so myself.
.........All right.
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Meanwhile, in Ray's neck of the woods...
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Pot, kettle.
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This one is capped by Vastderp, but I'm following it up with caps of the fic on his blog for proof.
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BONUS:

Ray, circa the start of the shitstorm.

Ray and Vantas-Sea, last week.
 

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Summary by Vastderp.
Following: Ensuing chaos from Npdmalfoy, then Npderi, a 15 year old with self-diagnosed Narcissistic Personality Disorder, as well as... All this. Despite being a minor. Excellent Lolcow potential, if I do say so myself.
.........All right.
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Meanwhile, in Ray's neck of the woods...
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Pot, kettle.
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This one is capped by Vastderp, but I'm following it up with caps of the fic on his blog for proof.
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BONUS:

Ray, circa the start of the shitstorm.

Ray and Vantas-Sea, last week.
What an in-character Eridan.
 

Juscum

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More happened. More specifically, Ray wrote a ton of rape porn and went against traditional tumblr dogma by refusing to tag it.



Someone that is not me provided links and caps of what he actually wrote. I advise giving it a look.
https://archive.li/qHB0s
Content warnings in the post, if you need them. Shit's wild.
 
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WireSponge

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uch was the fate of one poor blogger, whose unfortunate encounter with CAA is chronicled here.
I did feel bad for the blogger for having to deal with CAA until I saw them talking about their pronouns and I realized that in reality the argument pretty much amounted to an autistic slapfight from both sides.

Also, Npdmalfoy certainly has potential to be a lolcow, but if I'm correct, you have to be at least 18 to have a thread on here. I'd keep an eye on them for when they reach 18, though. I'm sure they'll fit in here just fine.
 
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fishercat

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I did feel bad for the blogger for having to deal with CAA until I saw them talking about their pronouns and I realized that in reality the argument pretty much amounted to an autistic slapfight from both sides.
Eh, that blogger is actually nice enough. The pronoun thing is really minor and they don't shove it in anyone's face or flip the fuck out if anyone gets it wrong. They certainly didn't deserve what CAA did. I might be a bit biased because I like their art, though.
 

Mostly Useless

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Holy shit, this asshole.

So, I haven't got caps to back it up, but he was suicide baiting to one of my friends while she was in class, whining on and on about how he no reason to live, how he was a piece of shit so on and so on. She gave him pretty short shrift but still, good to see there's a thread on him. Didn't realise just how much dirt there was on him.
 

Meowthkip

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Holy shit, this asshole.

So, I haven't got caps to back it up, but he was suicide baiting to one of my friends while she was in class, whining on and on about how he no reason to live, how he was a piece of shit so on and so on. She gave him pretty short shrift but still, good to see there's a thread on him. Didn't realise just how much dirt there was on him.
Do you have any evidence at all of this?
 

Mostly Useless

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Unfortunately none that I could get. The friend he sent it to is pretty hardcore into the Homestuck anti-vastderp crew and me asking for anything like that would send up some red flags. This happened like a month ago as well and he most likely covered his tracks by now.
 

the abusaa

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Merry Christmas! I'm Santa, and you've all been very naughty this year. Good job!

Here's your present:

[4/4/2015 12:30:36 AM] Nacroleon: it was october and we were both like 'omfg what if james [hetfield] walked in on cro fuckin a pumpkin'

[4/4/2015 12:30:47 AM] Karma: I

[4/4/2015 12:30:55 AM] Nacroleon: 'comes home after being gone for a few weeks or so on tour and fucking hears some sex noises and gets worried'

[4/4/2015 12:31:09 AM] Nacroleon: 'walks upstairs, cro is bulge deep in a fucking pumpkin'

[4/4/2015 12:31:18 AM] Karma: oH MY GOD

[4/4/2015 12:31:32 AM] Nacroleon: james just has to use the door frame to hold himself up he's laughing so hard

[4/4/2015 12:31:53 AM] Nacroleon: god let me find the fucking chat for this we have this shit saved

[4/4/2015 12:32:06 AM] DEEN GREEP: it was so gr8

[4/4/2015 12:32:07 AM] Karma: omfG

[4/4/2015 12:32:33 AM] DEEN GREEP: cRO HOW MANY WORDS WAS IT THAT WE USED TO TALK ABT THIS SHIT

[4/4/2015 12:32:49 AM] DEEN GREEP: SMTH LIKE 18,000

[4/4/2015 12:32:54 AM] Nacroleon: it was

[4/4/2015 12:32:57 AM] Nacroleon: so many fucking words hold on

[4/4/2015 12:33:45 AM] Nacroleon: 83456 words

[4/4/2015 12:33:55 AM] DEEN GREEP: its not excluding the [date + name:] thing but i mean we wrote a LOT--HOLY FUCK

[4/4/2015 12:34:20 AM] Karma: HOLY SHIT

[4/4/2015 12:34:41 AM] DEEN GREEP: yyyeah we're garbage

[4/4/2015 12:35:12 AM] Nacroleon: so any time you see us in ask memes or 'about me' shit and we say we don't ship anything or we don't really have any OTPs: you know we're lyin through our teeth big time

[4/4/2015 12:35:26 AM] Karma: PR and I do google docs, we had one rp go so long that we had to break it into 5 different google docs

[4/4/2015 12:35:27 AM] Nacroleon: we don't post about it by name or mention either of them in context with each other

[4/4/2015 12:35:30 AM] Karma: otherwise they crashed

[4/4/2015 12:35:30 AM] Nacroleon: jfc

[4/4/2015 12:35:41 AM] Karma: LMFAO

[4/4/2015 12:35:56 AM] DEEN GREEP: if you see us refer to each other as a trash can buddy, its bc of that--YEP

[4/4/2015 12:35:59 AM] Nacroleon: yeah crojames is a piece of work but it's wonderful

[4/4/2015 12:36:04 AM] DEEN GREEP: v private thing

[4/4/2015 12:36:23 AM] DEEN GREEP: fandom of two people and like maybe ten people know abt it

[4/4/2015 12:36:27 AM] Nacroleon: like we're pretty sure if anyone figured out about it and WASNT someone we absolutely trusted with the info it'd be a fucking issue

[4/4/2015 12:36:34 AM] Nacroleon: yeah it's about ten

[4/4/2015 12:36:39 AM] DEEN GREEP: yyyeah

[4/4/2015 12:36:46 AM] Karma: that's adorable tho

[4/4/2015 12:36:48 AM] Nacroleon: especially since like. it involves a REAL PERSON

[4/4/2015 12:36:48 AM] Karma: I love crackships

[4/4/2015 12:36:59 AM] Nacroleon: who has fuckin three kids idk how he deals with that fuckin horse shit but

[4/4/2015 12:37:01 AM] Nacroleon: yeah

[4/4/2015 12:37:01 AM] Karma: I feel that

[4/4/2015 12:37:03 AM] Nacroleon: there it is

[4/4/2015 12:37:05 AM] Nacroleon: our big secret

Oh, and the Super Secret Code Name for these jerkoff fantasies is #rigorous curriculums. Have fun!
 

Meowthkip

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Merry Christmas! I'm Santa, and you've all been very naughty this year. Good job!

Here's your present:

[4/4/2015 12:30:36 AM] Nacroleon: it was october and we were both like 'omfg what if james [hetfield] walked in on cro fuckin a pumpkin'

[4/4/2015 12:30:47 AM] Karma: I

[4/4/2015 12:30:55 AM] Nacroleon: 'comes home after being gone for a few weeks or so on tour and fucking hears some sex noises and gets worried'

[4/4/2015 12:31:09 AM] Nacroleon: 'walks upstairs, cro is bulge deep in a fucking pumpkin'

[4/4/2015 12:31:18 AM] Karma: oH MY GOD

[4/4/2015 12:31:32 AM] Nacroleon: james just has to use the door frame to hold himself up he's laughing so hard

[4/4/2015 12:31:53 AM] Nacroleon: god let me find the fucking chat for this we have this shit saved

[4/4/2015 12:32:06 AM] DEEN GREEP: it was so gr8

[4/4/2015 12:32:07 AM] Karma: omfG

[4/4/2015 12:32:33 AM] DEEN GREEP: cRO HOW MANY WORDS WAS IT THAT WE USED TO TALK ABT THIS SHIT

[4/4/2015 12:32:49 AM] DEEN GREEP: SMTH LIKE 18,000

[4/4/2015 12:32:54 AM] Nacroleon: it was

[4/4/2015 12:32:57 AM] Nacroleon: so many fucking words hold on

[4/4/2015 12:33:45 AM] Nacroleon: 83456 words

[4/4/2015 12:33:55 AM] DEEN GREEP: its not excluding the [date + name:] thing but i mean we wrote a LOT--HOLY FUCK

[4/4/2015 12:34:20 AM] Karma: HOLY SHIT

[4/4/2015 12:34:41 AM] DEEN GREEP: yyyeah we're garbage

[4/4/2015 12:35:12 AM] Nacroleon: so any time you see us in ask memes or 'about me' shit and we say we don't ship anything or we don't really have any OTPs: you know we're lyin through our teeth big time

[4/4/2015 12:35:26 AM] Karma: PR and I do google docs, we had one rp go so long that we had to break it into 5 different google docs

[4/4/2015 12:35:27 AM] Nacroleon: we don't post about it by name or mention either of them in context with each other

[4/4/2015 12:35:30 AM] Karma: otherwise they crashed

[4/4/2015 12:35:30 AM] Nacroleon: jfc

[4/4/2015 12:35:41 AM] Karma: LMFAO

[4/4/2015 12:35:56 AM] DEEN GREEP: if you see us refer to each other as a trash can buddy, its bc of that--YEP

[4/4/2015 12:35:59 AM] Nacroleon: yeah crojames is a piece of work but it's wonderful

[4/4/2015 12:36:04 AM] DEEN GREEP: v private thing

[4/4/2015 12:36:23 AM] DEEN GREEP: fandom of two people and like maybe ten people know abt it

[4/4/2015 12:36:27 AM] Nacroleon: like we're pretty sure if anyone figured out about it and WASNT someone we absolutely trusted with the info it'd be a fucking issue

[4/4/2015 12:36:34 AM] Nacroleon: yeah it's about ten

[4/4/2015 12:36:39 AM] DEEN GREEP: yyyeah

[4/4/2015 12:36:46 AM] Karma: that's adorable tho

[4/4/2015 12:36:48 AM] Nacroleon: especially since like. it involves a REAL PERSON

[4/4/2015 12:36:48 AM] Karma: I love crackships

[4/4/2015 12:36:59 AM] Nacroleon: who has fuckin three kids idk how he deals with that fuckin horse shit but

[4/4/2015 12:37:01 AM] Nacroleon: yeah

[4/4/2015 12:37:01 AM] Karma: I feel that

[4/4/2015 12:37:03 AM] Nacroleon: there it is

[4/4/2015 12:37:05 AM] Nacroleon: our big secret

Oh, and the Super Secret Code Name for these jerkoff fantasies is #rigorous curriculums. Have fun!
James Hetfield from Metallica... and Cronus Ampora.

Holy shit, this suddenly turned fucking hilarious. Now we know CAA is A) a Metallica fan, B) a Metallica fan that, for some ungodly reason, wants to ship their frontman with people and C) wants to ship him with a fucking Homestuck troll.

God bless the internet.
 
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the abusaa

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In one of the stories, Cronus Ampora becomes Metallica's new graphic artist because he's super talented and creative and sensitive even though the bitches in high school all hated him because they were jealous of his natural talents and James teaches him how to play rockin' metal guitar and he's really good at that too because he's so full of potential and if the bitches would only acknowledge it and go out with me I wouldn't have to write these faNFICS AAAARGH

There's also some 'aged up' student/teacher drunken butt sex. All this while his tumblr is full of posts telling people not to RP/ship real people and that aging up characters for porn is pedophilia.

Ho ho ho, schadenfreude!
 
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Mostly Useless

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In one of the stories, Cronus Ampora becomes Metallica's new graphic artist because he's super talented and creative and sensitive even though the bitches in high school all hated him because they were jealous of his natural talents and James teaches him how to play rockin' metal guitar and he's really good at that too because he's so full of potential and if the bitches would only acknowledge it and go out with me I wouldn't have to write these faNFICS AAAARGH

There's also some 'aged up' student/teacher drunken butt sex. All this while his tumblr is full of posts telling people not to RP/ship real people and that aging up characters for porn is pedophilia.

Ho ho ho, schadenfreude!
This is so cringe inducing I feel like I might cry blood.

On the other hand, for someone so ardent about their social justice leanings, you think he'd be a little more subtle about shipping irl people given the disdain for it on tumblr.
 

Meowthkip

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In one of the stories, Cronus Ampora becomes Metallica's new graphic artist because he's super talented and creative and sensitive even though the bitches in high school all hated him because they were jealous of his natural talents and James teaches him how to play rockin' metal guitar and he's really good at that too because he's so full of potential and if the bitches would only acknowledge it and go out with me I wouldn't have to write these faNFICS AAAARGH

There's also some 'aged up' student/teacher drunken butt sex. All this while his tumblr is full of posts telling people not to RP/ship real people and that aging up characters for porn is pedophilia.

Ho ho ho, schadenfreude!
You got links to these stories?
 
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