Crystal Maye Franks / Chibiyama / FantasyMiracle1990 - Autistic inflation fetishist. Self admitted pedophile.

[KVenus]

Thanks for the advice. I was going to stop at one comment, but I just felt really mad about Crystal Mae Franks.

CMF is also the biggest Eggerland richardsucker I've seen. Eggerland was not that bad, for an old, obscure kids game, but she just clings onto it.

Although I like Pokemon, I cannot stand her Garfield-like version of Eevee (on her instagram, can’t save it, the ”save picture” feature is locked).

She also has weird obsessions with Parasprites, putting Doraemon’s face on her nightmare-inducing OCs, and ham hocks.

Ive seen at least 3 pictures of her hideous, obese, Jabba-esque body, her sunken eyes, and her massive blubber torso with small arms.

She probably draws extremely simple characters, she spergs out over preschool shows, and clings onto the same shit repeatedly (such as MS Paint-like drawings, poop/vomit/inflation/mpreg/etc fetish cycle, and OMH SUGOI KAWAII DESU UWU stuff) because of the extreme medical pain she lives in + constant needles and B12 shots + extreme autism.

What other foods does she eat (besides ham hocks) - certainly no vegetables!

I feel the same way. For years now, we've been telling her to change, but she hasn't. She lives in one of the poorest counties in America.

I came on this thread because at one point, she obsessed over a character that I like. Her obsession of said character has faded (for now).

And I agree. Her scat and vomit fetish is absolutely disgusting. She still draws that shit, but she hasn't posted any of it to the Internet.

And of course, she continues to write journals, which are a mish-mash of her complaining about dogs howling/her brother/her mother and stories about her imaginary friends.

Speaking of her mother, I would like to know more about her. Is she messed up? Does she actually abuse Crystal? That might explain why Crystal is the fucked up individual she is.


Update:

Her newest profile rules. She says she's okay with drawing buttholes now...

Here are my profile rules:
Stay positive! That means no being rude toward my immature actions or my inflation art!
No trolling, flaming or spamming! Doing so results me to block you!
Always respect your opinion!
Don't make fun of what I like or what I hate! Doing so results me to block you!
Please don't call me a "pedophile"! Doing so results me to block you!
Don't make fun of my pictures of my OCs that are inspired by my favorite characters, even if they look like one! Doing so results me to block you!
I suffered misophonia, so please don't make fun of my hatred of sounds!
I also got autism and other mental disorders, so please don't make fun of them too!
Don't make fun of my favorite characters or Pokémon! Respect your opinion first!
My gallery is full of cartoons, anime, video games, Nintendo characters, Pokémon, The Simpsons, Peanuts, weird obsessions and mostly cuteness. If you don't like my gallery, please respect my opinion first or I'll make you go away! Shoo!
No making call-outs out of me, please! That applies to journals, statuses, comments, memes, threads, and art.
No bullying!
No fighting, thank you very much!
Don't do a hate speech journal about me!
No ranting about me!
No calling me bad names!
Make sure to make nice comments in art and journals.
I accept role-play role-plays, but please don't god mod or making yourself invincible/powerful!
I like to summon face stuffs like moles, freckles and warts in my role-plays, but if you think that they're disgusting, or getting offended by that, please respect my opinion!
No making bad notes!
No making bad memes and use them to insult me!
Don't insult my friends either!

I will draw:
Body inflation
Bloated cheeks (especially when they're full of vomit, air, and helium)
Pokémon, Digimon or Kirby-inspired creatures or aliens
Furries
Funny creatures
Skunks
Chinchillas
Cats
Raccoons
Raccoon Dogs/Tanuki
Rodents (except the Grasshopper Mouse)
Weasels
Ferrets
Fantasy creatures
Jankenman
Other fan art

I would NOT draw:
Same-Sex Love Pictures (even when present in The Simpsons, I wanted their characters, especially Waylon Smithers, to be "Straight" instead)
Yiff
Horrid disgusting stuff
Bad memes
Private Parts (Buttholes are OK to me)
Some dogs/canids, including: German Shepherds, wolves, werewolves coyotes, jackals, huskies, Alaskan malamutes, Shiba inus, Greenland dogs, wolfhounds, dholes, and possibly any large dog in a Spitz group (minus Pomeranian). Any creature (including Pokémon/Digimon) based on them (such as Lucario or Lycanroc) counts too, except Eeveelutions and the legendary Beasts. Foxes and Tanuki are actually OK.
Chickens, including roosters and hens. Any creature (including Pokémon/Digimon) based on them (like Tapu Koko) counts too.
Birds of Prey, including: Eagles, falcons, ospreys, hawks, vultures, and buzzards. Any creature (including Pokémon/Digimon) based on them (like Braviary) counts too. Owls would not count because I love owls
Doduo and Dodrio (Because I had no idea)
Tarzan (any incarnations, including Disney). Parodies of Tarzan (like George of the Jungle), and someone who dressed up/looks like him, counts too.
Bugs Bunny. Parodies of Bugs Bunny, and someone who dressed up/looks like him, counts too. Bunnelby and Diggersby are exceptions.
Any emergency/rescue vehicle, especially with beacons on them.
Storms, stormy weather or lightning that shot from the sky, unless they're the part of someone's attacks.​

 

[AtismuBizmo]

I think Crystal just deleted her Instagram again. Where is she now?

 

[Yukari Yakumo]

I feel the same way. For years now, we've been telling her to change, but she hasn't. She lives in one of the poorest counties in America.

I came on this thread because at one point, she obsessed over a character that I like. Her obsession of said character has faded (for now).

And I agree. Her scat and vomit fetish is absolutely disgusting. She still draws that shit, but she hasn't posted any of it to the Internet.

And of course, she continues to write journals, which are a mish-mash of her complaining about dogs howling/her brother/her mother and stories about her imaginary friends.

Speaking of her mother, I would like to know more about her. Is she messed up? Does she actually abuse Crystal? That might explain why Crystal is the fucked up individual she is.


Update:

Her newest profile rules. She says she's okay with drawing buttholes now...

Here are my profile rules:​

Stay positive! That means no being rude toward my immature actions or my inflation art!​

No trolling, flaming or spamming! Doing so results me to block you!​

Always respect your opinion!​

Don't make fun of what I like or what I hate! Doing so results me to block you!​

Please don't call me a "pedophile"! Doing so results me to block you!​

Don't make fun of my pictures of my OCs that are inspired by my favorite characters, even if they look like one! Doing so results me to block you!​

I suffered misophonia, so please don't make fun of my hatred of sounds!​

I also got autism and other mental disorders, so please don't make fun of them too!​

Don't make fun of my favorite characters or Pokémon! Respect your opinion first!​

My gallery is full of cartoons, anime, video games, Nintendo characters, Pokémon, The Simpsons, Peanuts, weird obsessions and mostly cuteness. If you don't like my gallery, please respect my opinion first or I'll make you go away! Shoo!​

No making call-outs out of me, please! That applies to journals, statuses, comments, memes, threads, and art.​

No bullying!​

No fighting, thank you very much!​

Don't do a hate speech journal about me!​

No ranting about me!​

No calling me bad names!​

Make sure to make nice comments in art and journals.​

I accept role-play role-plays, but please don't god mod or making yourself invincible/powerful!​

I like to summon face stuffs like moles, freckles and warts in my role-plays, but if you think that they're disgusting, or getting offended by that, please respect my opinion!​

No making bad notes!​

No making bad memes and use them to insult me!​

Don't insult my friends either!​

​

I will draw:​

Body inflation​

Bloated cheeks (especially when they're full of vomit, air, and helium)​

Pokémon, Digimon or Kirby-inspired creatures or aliens​

Furries​

Funny creatures​

Skunks​

Chinchillas​

Cats​

Raccoons​

Raccoon Dogs/Tanuki​

Rodents (except the Grasshopper Mouse)​

Weasels​

Ferrets​

Fantasy creatures​

Jankenman​

Other fan art​

​

I would NOT draw:​

Same-Sex Love Pictures (even when present in The Simpsons, I wanted their characters, especially Waylon Smithers, to be "Straight" instead)​

Yiff​

Horrid disgusting stuff​

Bad memes​

Private Parts (Buttholes are OK to me)​

Some dogs/canids, including: German Shepherds, wolves, werewolves coyotes, jackals, huskies, Alaskan malamutes, Shiba inus, Greenland dogs, wolfhounds, dholes, and possibly any large dog in a Spitz group (minus Pomeranian). Any creature (including Pokémon/Digimon) based on them (such as Lucario or Lycanroc) counts too, except Eeveelutions and the legendary Beasts. Foxes and Tanuki are actually OK.​

Chickens, including roosters and hens. Any creature (including Pokémon/Digimon) based on them (like Tapu Koko) counts too.​

Birds of Prey, including: Eagles, falcons, ospreys, hawks, vultures, and buzzards. Any creature (including Pokémon/Digimon) based on them (like Braviary) counts too. Owls would not count because I love owls​

Doduo and Dodrio (Because I had no idea)​

Tarzan (any incarnations, including Disney). Parodies of Tarzan (like George of the Jungle), and someone who dressed up/looks like him, counts too.​

Bugs Bunny. Parodies of Bugs Bunny, and someone who dressed up/looks like him, counts too. Bunnelby and Diggersby are exceptions.​

Any emergency/rescue vehicle, especially with beacons on them.​

Storms, stormy weather or lightning that shot from the sky, unless they're the part of someone's attacks.​

Don't tell me to kill myself because I'm an autistic retard, doing so results me to block you!

 

[Internet_Loner]

Apparently she doesn't want easy money. Too many exclusions.

 

[AtismuBizmo]

Does Crystal have a monthly SSI tugboat?

She spends it on toys, she even threw a tantrum at age 21? Really?

 

[KVenus]

I think Crystal just deleted her Instagram again. Where is she now?

FurAffinity. But you can't see her profile unless you have a FurAffinity account.

 

[Calooby]

Holy actual fuck this thread got hijacked by some genuine retards for awhile, didn't it? Been a hot minute since I've taken a peak at it.

Oh yeah, and I also wanted to talk about one of her fuck-buddies, NuggetTheBalloonGirl. She had her own thread (archive) here, which got locked because the OP's a retard and doesn't know how to archive webpages (it has some useful info though). To keep it short, she's a 20-something year-old homophobic immature pedophilic inflation fan who draws literal children as young as 16 MONTHS getting blown up like a balloon. I'm bringing her up because she's been (unsurprisingly) a total creep towards minors in her server.

Spoiler: Long-winded diatribe that has nothing to do with the cow in question in the thread

You're fucking retarded. All the people spreading that shit about the kid is based on a post on here that doesn't give even an ounce of evidence that she's in her 20s. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/who-was-your-first-lolcow.1718/post-5304390https://archive.md/K3aji I've asked around and nobody even knows who this eggoholic guy is, nor the arghovaprinciples individual he mentioned in the post, and that's literally their only post on the website, and nobody on here gives two shits if she's transphobic or homophobic or not, we're not a safe space for troons.

Quit being an insufferable faggot and spreading baseless rumors just because you don't like someone. She already has enough a-logs as it is harassing her and making shit up about her, there are people who do genuinely want to cause harm to her despite not even knowing dick about her other than retarded bullshit other people have cried about in regards to her behavior.

In regards to her becoming a lolcow in the future, the two threads made on her was made by a guy who had an enormous irrational autistic hateboner towards her who was a former admin on a Miraheze wiki site or whatever named "Atrocious Deviants" where they documented the "wrongdoings" of people that made their cheeks boil, mostly including trolls or other lolcows/lolcalves, and if you asked him about it now even he would probably admit now he was being a jackass.

Not to mention in your screenshots it's a given that she's probably a grooming victim and she surrounds herself with unsavory individuals often and once white-knighted Riolu after he was caught grooming kids and having them send photos of their stomachs bloated with water to satisfy his fetish. I don't see any reason how someone with a rational, fully developed adult brain would resort to sticking up for a child predator who has already faced potential legal consequences after his parents were contacted by his local police, who is still trying to get away with his bullshit today according to things I've heard about him doing on 3DS software involving getting vore and pregnancy art from kids that aren't even in the double digits of age yet. It's practically social suicide.

Does Crystal have a monthly SSI tugboat?

She spends it on toys, she even threw a tantrum at age 21? Really?

Nigga, how does this surprise you? OPL does the same thing, many many documented cows on this site much older than that have done that. The answer is so simple you might actually be genuinely surprised:

Spoiler: Thy holy answer!

autism

Be a darling and lurk more, if you would please. It genuinely feels like a good share of people in this thread as of recent are people who share genuine animosity towards Crystal and are just here to try and be a part of the cool kids club so they don't get threads themselves. Apologies in advance for my bootyassiousness.

 

[KVenus]

Apparently, there's still a huge mystery to Crystal's family, regarding her mother. Her brother, Richard May Franks, Jr. regularly posts about his life and his artwork on Facebook. And I gotta say, he's pretty damn good at drawing. (Compared to Crystal's shitty art, it's like day and night. It's mostly Dragon Ball Z stuff, though.)

Some of his posts occasionally seem messed up from time-to-time, but none-the-less, he seems to be a lot more level-headed and functional in society. (Unlike Crystal...) And he seldom posts about Crystal and his mother.

This is a post indirectly mentioning Crystal that he posted the day his dad passed away.

Spoiler: Indirect mentions

Also, a link to his Facebook, in case any of you want to compare his artwork to Crystal's.

https://www.facebook.com/TheShadowsofDeath

Crystal mentions her mother and brother all the time, but he doesn't really seem to give two shits about his mom or Crystal at the time being.

 

[Yukari Yakumo]

Apparently, there's still a huge mystery to Crystal's family, regarding her mother. Her brother, Richard May Franks, Jr. regularly posts about his life and his artwork on Facebook. And I gotta say, he's pretty damn good at drawing. (Compared to Crystal's shitty art, it's like day and night. It's mostly Dragon Ball Z stuff, though.)

Post pictures, please?

 

[KVenus]

Post pictures, please?

Compare Richard's...

...to Crystal's...

There's nothing wrong with a simplified artstyle, but Crystal is largely inconsistent and lazy with her art. She even admits to drawing her pictures in a hurry, as per her picture descriptions.

 

[Calooby]

Her brother's art is definitely amazing, and I like a lot of her art I think it's cute, that being said I definitely think her art would benefit from a little more time in the oven.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Ew.

Spoiler: Journal screencap

I don't know if they actually fell out or if this is a lie?

 

[Yukari Yakumo]

Ew.

Spoiler: Journal screencap

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I don't know if they actually fell out or if this is a lie?

Why does this read like that Kuzco's Poison meme?

 

[Calooby]

I mean this in the sincerest most... kind of like, from a caring concerned friend sort of dealio as possible with not an ounce of hate. She couldn't have fucked up whatever she was trying to do harder with that journal if she were actually intentionally trying to fuck up.

Telling people that she's caused people to commit suicide when all she did was push them near the point of suicide, because they're overly-sensitive thin-skinned retards who can't ignore someone on the internet to save their lives that take everything on the internet dead seriously and are so extremely sheltered and live such cozy comfortable sheltered lives that Nugget of all people is their biggest thing to cry about. It's genuinely pathetic to begin with and I have a hard time empathizing with them.

Crystal, please. Delete that journal before you fuck things up for her, and yourself any further. This is like giving a chimpanzee access to the nuke button.

 

[KVenus]

I mean this in the sincerest most... kind of like, from a caring concerned friend sort of dealio as possible with not an ounce of hate. She couldn't have fucked up whatever she was trying to do harder with that journal if she were actually intentionally trying to fuck up.

Telling people that she's caused people to commit suicide when all she did was push them near the point of suicide, because they're overly-sensitive thin-skinned retards who can't ignore someone on the internet to save their lives that take everything on the internet dead seriously and are so extremely sheltered and live such cozy comfortable sheltered lives that Nugget of all people is their biggest thing to cry about. It's genuinely pathetic to begin with and I have a hard time empathizing with them.

Crystal, please. Delete that journal before you fuck things up for her, and yourself any further. This is like giving a chimpanzee access to the nuke button.

Nugget the Balloon Girl is actually a guy pretending to be an underaged girl. It seems like Crystal most likely thinks that Nugget is a girl.

Nugget has had a couple of threads dedicated to him that were ultimately locked.

Crystal should've noticed that Nugget was horrible the minute he started tell others to go fuck themselves and kill themselves.

The retard levels in that journal that she wrote are definitely off the chart.

 

[Calooby]

Nugget the Balloon Girl is actually a guy pretending to be an underaged girl. It seems like Crystal most likely thinks that Nugget is a girl.

Nugget has had a couple of threads dedicated to him that were ultimately locked.

Crystal should've noticed that Nugget was horrible the minute he started tell others to go fuck themselves and kill themselves.

The retard levels in that journal that she wrote are definitely off the chart.

Spoiler: Long-winded diatribe that has nothing to do with the cow in question in the thread

You're fucking retarded. All the people spreading that shit about the kid is based on a post on here that doesn't give even an ounce of evidence that she's in her 20s. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/who-was-your-first-lolcow.1718/post-5304390https://archive.md/K3aji I've asked around and nobody even knows who this eggoholic guy is, nor the arghovaprinciples individual he mentioned in the post, and that's literally their only post on the website, and nobody on here gives two shits if she's transphobic or homophobic or not, we're not a safe space for troons.

Quit being an insufferable faggot and spreading baseless rumors just because you don't like someone. She already has enough a-logs as it is harassing her and making shit up about her, there are people who do genuinely want to cause harm to her despite not even knowing dick about her other than retarded bullshit other people have cried about in regards to her behavior.

In regards to her becoming a lolcow in the future, the two threads made on her was made by a guy who had an enormous irrational autistic hateboner towards her who was a former admin on a Miraheze wiki site or whatever named "Atrocious Deviants" where they documented the "wrongdoings" of people that made their cheeks boil, mostly including trolls or other lolcows/lolcalves, and if you asked him about it now even he would probably admit now he was being a jackass.

Not to mention in your screenshots it's a given that she's probably a grooming victim and she surrounds herself with unsavory individuals often and once white-knighted Riolu after he was caught grooming kids and having them send photos of their stomachs bloated with water to satisfy his fetish. I don't see any reason how someone with a rational, fully developed adult brain would resort to sticking up for a child predator who has already faced potential legal consequences after his parents were contacted by his local police, who is still trying to get away with his bullshit today according to things I've heard about him doing on 3DS software involving getting vore and pregnancy art from kids that aren't even in the double digits of age yet. It's practically social suicide.

Read this please, like I agree her encouraging someone to kill themself is fucked but they kind of provoked her to do so since they've constantly flung shit at her, she shouldn't have done it, but I can understand why she did it.

I didn't even bring up the screenshot where I was actually originally friends with the person who doctored it to make it look like she confessed to being a boy as a joke, the person who made it never meant for it to get out and stir the shit it did but I'm pretty sure an a-log leaked it off of a Discord server of mine to help pour gasoline into an already pretty heavily burning forest fire.

 

[Yukari Yakumo]

Nugget the Balloon Girl is actually a guy pretending to be an underaged girl. It seems like Crystal most likely thinks that Nugget is a girl.

Ah, the telling signs of a pedophile.

 

[Calooby]

Ah, the telling signs of a pedophile.

It would be, had it been it was confirmed 100% true. People are too willing to believe so much, with so little proof about people these days out of pre-conceived biases, about people they've never met, or have had very little interaction with.

I mean don't get me wrong I assumed it was some creepy guy larping as a little girl too back in 2019 but as I got to know her at this point I'd be more shocked if that was true at this point then anything and I started feeling pretty sorry for her. I can tell she isn't all there in a lot of ways and she's probably a grooming victim herself unfortunately.

 

[Pocket Sand]

There's nothing wrong with a simplified artstyle, but Crystal is largely inconsistent and lazy with her art. She even admits to drawing her pictures in a hurry, as per her picture descriptions.

Well, she has speedpaint videos up on her YouTube channel and the longest one is 24 seconds long.

 

[Yukari Yakumo]

Well, she has speedpaint videos up on her YouTube channel and the longest one is 24 seconds long.

Her art style isn't exactly bad, it's just bland when compared to other more intricate speedpaints. Like this one for example.