Cure for autism -

brooklynbailiff

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Don't post random things and attach them to Chris.

I'll just move this and not lock it.
 

Pikonic

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You know this is Chris's worst nightmare?
 
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Cure for Autism

The Preferred, Humanitarian Way
1. Beat autistic to near death.
2. Have some local thugs rough him up a bit and pour meth down the autistic's throat.
3. Strap him to a weenchair.
4. Make him watch Commando and Predator.
5. Autist is now a mentally sound and capable American citizen with no disabilities.

The "If the autist also happens to be a depraved deviant and if it bleeds, we can kill it" Way
1. You have to be willing to do anything. I mean, even THE FINAL DEED.
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Ja'mie

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Autism always seemed more like a neural thing than a digestive thing. But if shuffling some bacteria/flora around in someone's gut helps them to not have the 'tism, cool. This study gives some credence to the celiac/gluten allergy theories.
 

exball

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CompyRex said:
Cure for Autism

The Preferred, Humanitarian Way
1. Beat autistic to near death.
2. Have some local thugs rough him up a bit and pour meth down the autistic's throat.
3. Strap him to a weenchair.
4. Make him watch Commando and Predator.
5. Autist is now a mentally sound and capable American citizen with no disabilities.

The "If the autist also happens to be a depraved deviant and if it bleeds, we can kill it" Way
1. You have to be willing to do anything. I mean, even THE FINAL DEED.
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Yes.
 

Silver

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I'm keeping my 'tism, thanks. It makes me who I am and I love who I am.
 

The Hunter

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Altissimo said:
I'm keeping my 'tism, thanks. It makes me who I am and I love who I am.
That's what my uncle says. No one likes my uncle. It's not even his personality, we love him, he's just so fucking annoying, it needs to stop. Medication and therapy won't alter your personality or who you are, it stops you from acting impulsively, helps you focus, all sorts of wonderful stuff. Just don't become dependent on it.
 
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The Hunter said:
Altissimo said:
I'm keeping my 'tism, thanks. It makes me who I am and I love who I am.
That's what my uncle says. No one likes my uncle. It's not even his personality, we love him, he's just so fucking annoying, it needs to stop. Medication and therapy won't alter your personality or who you are, it stops you from acting impulsively, helps you focus, all sorts of wonderful stuff. Just don't become dependent on it.

Honestly, I AM dependent on my meds, but I'm bipolar, not autistic. I really need the stuff to allow my brain to properly produce serotonin and process it, but that's kind of different, I suppose. I also go to regular therapy (12 years after my diagnosis), so maybe I'm not a good example.

Oh shit, did I actually show human emotion? I mean, uh, DIE CHRIS. :pickleman:
 

Silver

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The Hunter said:
Altissimo said:
I'm keeping my 'tism, thanks. It makes me who I am and I love who I am.
That's what my uncle says. No one likes my uncle. It's not even his personality, we love him, he's just so fucking annoying, it needs to stop. Medication and therapy won't alter your personality or who you are, it stops you from acting impulsively, helps you focus, all sorts of wonderful stuff. Just don't become dependent on it.

I've had medications for ADHD before, but it turns out I probably didn't actually have ADHD so I quit. I don't act impulsively enough to warrant medication anyway...
 

Foulmouth

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A damn good beating cures the autism. It is known.
 

Stratochu

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I have assburgers that I believe was caused by vaccines, but my schizoaffective vastly overshadows it and I don't have any digestive problems.

I think it would be funny tho, to implant Michael Snyder's feces into Chris-chan and see if that helps anything. :julay:
 
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