Careercow Curtis Adams / Unkle Adams - Delusional, wholesome white rapper who's deeply in debt.

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Original 2 has dropped. With ratings hidden, of course.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFo21Rc6K8w

The lyrics include such gems as 'This is the sequel Original 2', 'I am in many memes with The Needle Drop' and 'I wanna do a song with Hopsin and Logic'

It's truly awful.
Its honestly not the worst thing I've ever heard and I guess that's what's so frustrating. Theres parts of the song that sound pretty good, I don't hate the beat, like people said I can imagine being a label and seeing something there. But he really does have no ideas, every song is about him describing how he is rapping the song. None of his shit is unlistenable but I cant imagine anyone playing it in a car, its passionless.

And that's the weirdest part, usually people who invest in a dream make it something they're extremely passionate about, but none of these songs have that fire or emotion or anything. And if you can't do that at least make it unique or experimental. Again, this is a guy who doesnt listen to hip hop, why would you sacrifice everything for something you clearly aren't obsessed with?
 

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Wholesome snackin' for the whole family!
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He's obsessed with being a celebrity, with the lifestyle we associate with that.
 

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Pitiful, laughable, once again silent
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I wanna do a song with Hopsin and Logic
Why would you ever want to do a song with Hopsin and Logic?

I find the hook on this thing super obnoxious tbh. Unk's hooks are all over the place, but when they're bad, they're awful. I don't get how he can't even make the bragging entertaining, I thought that was half the reason people do it.
 

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Why would you ever want to do a song with Hopsin and Logic?

I find the hook on this thing super obnoxious tbh. Unk's hooks are all over the place, but when they're bad, they're awful. I don't get how he can't even make the bragging entertaining, I thought that was half the reason people do it.
It sounds like his voice is mugging for the camera, with a big goofy smile and his eyes bugging out. I'd rather he try to sound tough, having his vocals up so high and having such an annoying pitch to his voice is the real unlistenable part. Macklemore sounds like less of a pussy and that's a real problem.
 

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"[T]o get a million anything is an awesome achievement."

one million thumbs down, coming right up
 
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Curtis has given us the long awaited debt update.

Debt down $100,000 CAD in 5 months, now sitting at an estimated $127,000 CAD.
"I bet all you HATERS out there didn't reduce YOUR quarter-million dollar debt by $25k while living off your wife's/parent's income!!!"
Damn. Unk's on the warpath!

I give it 3 months til he's bitching about how some sketchy manager/label/promoter fleeced that $25k off him, but that he STILL won't stop ALAM and work for a living, because he's just that positive and motivational!!
 

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Curtis has given us the long awaited debt update.

Debt down $100,000 CAD in 5 months, now sitting at an estimated $127,000 CAD.
I'm glad he decided to keep the printed Subscribe button, it's one of the most endearing parts of his videos.
 
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Damn. Unk's on the warpath!

I give it 3 months til he's bitching about how some sketchy manager/label/promoter fleeced that $25k off him, but that he STILL won't stop ALAM and work for a living, because he's just that positive and motivational!!
People over at OriginalPosting believe Curtis may have actually gotten a job this time – and is keeping quiet about it – seeing as his Spotify earnings over the last 5 months barely add up to enough to cover any of the $100,000 he's claiming to have paid back. It's either that or his silent investor father and girlfriend have helped out majorly as there's no way he's earning that much in such a small time bracket without a proper income.
 

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Today in OriginalPosting "Lore"...

A key member of the FB group got exposed for running a secret group within OGP with the ill intent of stalking Unk in his hometown in search of "Lore".

For the last month or so in OGP, somebody had been posting rare Unks as a "Lore Dump". These photos and videos were taken from Curtis' private Facebook and his friends and families accounts also.

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Earlier this week some three boys who were in this secret group labeled the "Lore Dump Committee", went on what looked to be on the outside, a harmless "Lore tour" around Curtis' hometown of Regina, visiting locations seen in his music videos, ALAMM vlogs & social media posts.

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All of this harmless fun got unraveled after their ringleader mentioned his secret group in an Unkchat with mods, who went and investigated the group for themselves, finding out that this group had been IRL stalking Curtis for weeks by driving around outside his house, filming him getting groceries at a local store & releasing photos of his house floor plans. Unfortunately, their ringleader went on a Chris-tier delete fucking everything rampage, editing his own wiki page on the Unkleverse wiki, deleting the entire write-up and its contents.

I'll update this if anything new comes through or the Unkchat screencaps and floor plans resurface, but for now I leave you with this comment left on the announcement post.
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