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Intermittent Denial of Service attack is causing downtime. Looks like a kiddie 5 min rental. Waiting on a response from upstream.
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Why doesn't Chris ever save money?
because that shit is so cash.
What's the greatest CWC joke ever told?
His life story.
Badum-TSH.
Badum-TSH.
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Who's there?
Satoru182 said:
But anyway.....
What was the only decision Chris thought out?
Big Mac or Quarter Pounder?
What did Chris tell the customer service center at the Russian bride website?
How many times do you have to remind Chris not wear a bra in public?
What's the best way to get Chris to exercise?
One girlfriend, please.
How many times do you have to remind Chris not wear a bra in public?
You don't have to tell him twice, but during the Stone Age . . . !
What's the best way to get Chris to exercise?
Drive in front of him in your car while throwing pennies out the window.
This'll piss a few people off.
What does Chris' true and honest friends and miami heat fans both have in common?
What does Chris' true and honest friends and miami heat fans both have in common?
both are plastic.
dangerousanalysis
kiwifarms.net
Why can't Chris ever complete a round the world tour?
Because he's permanently banned from entering China 
KNOCK KNOCK
Who's there?
Who's there?
Christian.
Ian who?
I NAME IS NOT IAN... BRANNAN... SOMETHING! I am CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER, SO GET IT THROUGH YOUR DAMN FUCKING SKULL AND CALL ME A REAL NAME THAT have God has been given to me and the bear at Regency Square Shopping center, during 1989, YOU DAMN MOCKING BASTARD!
How does chris knows things abot his mother?
He reads her entry on the pokedex
Apparently the government thought Chris was WMD, when they heard he could swallow the navy in a single gulp
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