Interests CWC Questions - Mailbag 2 - part 5 (Sept 9 2020)

[bisterjeans]

Another set of questions were answered by Chris late at night on the 9th.

CWC Questions - CWCki

sonichu.com

https://discord.gg/CRj9bwk Here's a link to the mailbag server for anyone interested.

Important questions and answers are posted here.

1. If there was one thing you'd like to change most about the Sonichu series, what would it be and why?
   Spoiler

   Chris says that since all the events actually did take place, nothing can be changed but if he had the ability to change something, he would remove the past anti-LGBT views.
2. Dear Christine, many consider you an interesting person. As such, what do you feel is the most interesting thing about you that you love and would never change?
   Spoiler

   Chris thinks his heterochromia is the most interesting thing about him along with "special traits and abilities" he possesses.
3. Dear Christine, where do you see yourself in 10 years?
   Spoiler

   Chris doesn't actually answer this question but says he will be immortal and will be defending Earth, CWCville and other dimensions till the end of time.
4. Would you say the Charlottesville are [sic] is good to live in?
   Spoiler

   Directly quoted - "Charlottesville, Virginia, in general is mostly a safe and good place to reside in, commute, and be in, with all of its lustrous and expansive history and kind peoples in it. It still has its flaws, of course, but don’t let that deter you."
5. What have you been doing during quarantine? (your favorite shows to watch, video games to play, etc.)
   Spoiler

   tldr; Pokemon GO and Binge watching videos on iPad
6. How does the government of Cwcville operate exactly? The procedures are only ever really hinted at in the comics so a detailed explanation would be appreciated.
   Spoiler

   Chris acknowledges that he didn't know a lot about politics, says the system in CWCville and Earth are the same. Also talks about Trump’s self-counterpart in C-197 who is Herbert Garrison from South Park, Colorado and to top it all off says that Lisa Simpson will be the next president of the US.

 

[{o}P II]

>Chris doesn't actually answer this question but says he will be immortal and will be defending Earth, CWCville and other dimensions till the end of time.

i was going to mock the shitty inane qustions but holy shit that awnser.

 

[TheOnlyYamchaFan]

A shame chris couldn't write his own responses and we're getting the jist of it. his answers were bound to be more insane than this.

Also, that amazing answer about not knowing shit about politics kills me. this is a guy who made such a big deal about being the mayor of some fictional town, and claims its real and he REALLY IS the mayor... yet couldn't tell you one thing about actually being the mayor. Fucking hysterical.

 

[bisterjeans]

A shame chris couldn't write his own responses and we're getting the jist of it. his answers were bound to be more insane than this.

His answers are available untouched on the CWCki. I retyped it here since they're all filled with ramblings.

 

[TheOnlyYamchaFan]

His answers are available untouched on the CWCki. I retyped it here since they're all filled with ramblings.

ah, thanks for letting me know.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

>Chris doesn't actually answer this question but says he will be immortal and will be defending Earth, CWCville and other dimensions till the end of time.

i was going to mock the shitty inane qustions but holy shit that awnser.

The whole thing is stupid.

 

[{o}P II]

Whoever is making the qustions can you please stop asking Chris about Sonichu and his shitty roleplaying

Nobody cares.

 

[bisterjeans]

Whoever is making the qustions can you please stop asking Chris about Sonichu and his shitty roleplaying

Nobody cares.

I believe the questions are just copy pasted from the discord, explains the "Dear Christine's".

 

[{o}P II]

From the "Watchmen" page on the Cwcki

 

[TheOnlyYamchaFan]

"[Most] Interesting thing about Mama? In my humble opinion, what is Not Interesting about her? " The sheer ego here. woof.

Whoever is making the qustions can you please stop asking Chris about Sonichu and his shitty roleplaying

Nobody cares.

to be fair I doubt chris has any interest in discussing topics that aren't himself, his creations, or vidya games.

 

[{o}P II]

"[Most] Interesting thing about Mama? In my humble opinion, what is Not Interesting about her? " The sheer ego here. woof.

to be fair I doubt chris has any interest in discussing topics that aren't himself, his creations, or vidya games.

he is self obsessed and bored, he'll answser them alright.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

From the "Watchmen" page on the Cwcki

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I always thought “The Miscreants” was a cringe name, like some middle school skateboard group.

Also he still plays up his “heterochromia”? Chris’s eyes are like barely different in color and it’s not something the average human being would ever notice unless it was pointed out to you and even then the difference is extremely subtle.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Chris doesn't actually answer this question but says he will be immortal and will be defending Earth, CWCville and other dimensions till the end of time.

So in other words, when Barb dies and he continues to do nothing except shit himself, he still expects to come out on top of his minuscule world as a goddess at the end of his life? Yeah he's definitely going to find himself on the streets eventually.

 

[Pixy]

From the "Watchmen" page on the Cwcki

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A cwcki edit made by the so-called 'Watchmen'? Colour me surprised.

"[Most] Interesting thing about Mama? In my humble opinion, what is Not Interesting about her? " The sheer ego here. woof.

I'd say it's based in truth. Have you seen how much people here and on the rest of the internet obsess over some of even the most inane details of his life?

 

[Daisymae]

This shit is beyond pathetic at this point. I don't understand how anyone can follow Chris at this point. You have to have a completely broke brain to be in that discord with him.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

This shit is beyond pathetic at this point. I don't understand how anyone can follow Chris at this point. You have to have a completely broke brain to be in that discord with him.

Chris also lies or switches around his views on something depending on his mood. Asking him questions about Sonichu lore is pointless because Chris alters it so often within his head, and usually without even referencing it in comic form, so there’s no consistency at all and more or less just his dumb ad-hoc responses.

Asking him personal questions about his future without Barb also accomplishes nothing; it either makes him less responsive, makes him fall back on the merge, or just gives a vague “Oh if that happens I’ll cross that bridge when I get to it” answer.

 

[granyonyi stakan]

i've only just realized chris thinks he's L Ron Hubbard

 

[Hypnopedosnake2]

To quote Phillip J. Fry from Futurama:

"Thanks to denial, i'm Immortal."

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

— What was your favorite pastime during quarantine?

— A videogame that requires you to go outside.

Chris fails even at shitting himself and doing nothing.

 

[Uncle Warren]

>Chris doesn't actually answer this question but says he will be immortal and will be defending Earth, CWCville and other dimensions till the end of time.

i was going to mock the shitty inane qustions but holy shit that awnser.

The man hasn't been mentally stable for years, this is one of his more sane answers.