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[He Sets Me On Fire]

Christian Weston Chandler has one of the thickest skulls in the world.

Thursday, 21 March 2013

Once again, I am feeling distraught and lonely at McD. Damn It! I am tired of being single.

Hell, I'd send out a public make-out invite to all women in C-Ville on Facebook, if I was not wise of the damn Trolls, and other bad people.

Okay? Now, back in 2010 ....

... but it is nice to be acknowledged and NOT to feel Invisible In Public. Seriously, even when I'm Shouting (while Drunk or near sober), NOBODY gives me attention; I am ignored. And when I try to start something with a pleasant greeting, I am STILL IGNORED. And I am RIGHT HERE, PEOPLE; AREN'T I HANDSOME ENOUGH TO ATTRACT YOUR ATTENTION, LADIES? W.T.F. DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET EVEN A "HELLO" FROM ANYBODY THESE DAYS?!!!"



It makes me feel like a social outcast, and I do not want to be a social outcast.

Get that? Okay, watch dis ...

So, as of August, Y2K3, I did the most logical, sensible and inexpensive idea I could think of, I made a simple sign that stated, "I am a 21-year old and Single Male Seeking and 18-21-year old SINGLE FEMALE COMPANION", along with a basic description of qualities I felt were best suited, due to the fact that it describe MOST every Boyfriend-Free, 18-21year old Girl. Sadly though, not a single one even gave me a glanced, a momentary pause or even an excuse-making throat clearing to read the sign or give me the time of day.

Okay, so, since 2003, according to his own words, Chris has been putting himself out there for da ladies to swoop down upon. And since 2004 (the date of the final quote), he has noticed that they have had no interest in him.

EDIT: When is he finally going to get it through his pear-shaped skull that women aren't interested in him?

 

[exball]

Never. Chris is Chris.

 

[cypocraphy]

Could he slowly be starting to realize that he's not appealing to women? When we all rated his looks a 1 he seemed to concede that he was ugly. Then again, the asspat squad told him not to trust the "trolls" opinions.

 

[Null]

I haven't heard anything about a sign in a very long time. Does he still do it?

 

[cypocraphy]

And I know it's wrong to be mad at his antics because he's mantoddler....but his attraction "methods" are kinda pissing me off.

You can't look like he does and realistically expect attractive girls 5-10 years younger than you to randomly decide to talk to you. Everytime he goes to a fast food place does he really hope it's finally the day that a pretty white girl says "hi" to him?

 

[Marvin]

I haven't heard anything about a sign in a very long time. Does he still do it?

He stopped for a long time, but as you can see, he's at his wit's end. I don't remember what public mentions there are about it, but he has been considering bringing back the sign, at least. He might already be doing it.

And I know it's wrong to be mad at his antics because he's mantoddler....but his attraction "methods" are kinda pissing me off.

You can't look like he does and realistically expect attractive girls 5-10 years younger than you to randomly decide to talk to you. Everytime he goes to a fast food place does he really hope it's finally the day that a pretty white girl says "hi" to him?

Yes.

 

[DangDirtyTrolls]

You're stringing together things Chris has said that Chris himself will have long forgotten about. Expecting consistency in Chris' words and actions is asking too much of him. Hell, it's asking too much of quite a lot of non-retarded people, too.

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

Poor Chris is the shyest attention whore ever.

 

[JULAY]

I haven't heard anything about a sign in a very long time. Does he still do it?

He stopped for a long time, but as you can see, he's at his wit's end. I don't remember what public mentions there are about it, but he has been considering bringing back the sign, at least. He might already be doing it.

And I know it's wrong to be mad at his antics because he's mantoddler....but his attraction "methods" are kinda pissing me off.

You can't look like he does and realistically expect attractive girls 5-10 years younger than you to randomly decide to talk to you. Everytime he goes to a fast food place does he really hope it's finally the day that a pretty white girl says "hi" to him?

Yes.

He wants to go back to the sign? But Barb told him it made him look slow-in-the-mind, the "R Word"!

And of COURSE he expects young hot white girls to come and talk to him, because EVEN HIS MOTHER SAYS THAT HE IS HANDSOME!

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

You're stringing together things Chris has said that Chris himself will have long forgotten about. Expecting consistency in Chris' words and actions is asking too much of him. Hell, it's asking too much of quite a lot of non-retarded people, too.

HSMOC has a great point, but DDT is cutting to the chase here. To evaluate Chris's consistency is to judge his critical thinking and memory skills. We've long estabilished he has neither, so everything else is just busywork.

 

[Hitler]

I've always thought this was the great irony in the CWC following. Chris is incapable of learning anything but many trolls seem incapable of learning that Chris is incapable of learning. It's like this ridiculous Russian doll made out of ignorance and denial.

 

[CatParty]

As far as Chris is concerned, he probably believes his lovequest is still on the early stages and he has all the time in the world.

But it also brings up the question, "is there anything appealing at all about him?"

 

[JULAY]

I've always thought this was the great irony in the CWC following. Chris is incapable of learning anything but many trolls seem incapable of learning that Chris is incapable of learning. It's like this ridiculous Russian doll made out of ignorance and denial.

Were you playing with a ridiculous Russian doll made out of ignorance and denial when you decided to invade the Soviet Union?

 

[Furina]

when I'm Shouting (while Drunk or near sober)

Did anyone else laugh their arse off when they imagined CWC drunkenly slur-shouting to the sky "Why do you hate me God?!" Doesn't Chris understand that people don't want to engage with someone like him, not because he's him but because he's a drunk creep shouting at the sky.

 

[Hitler]

Were you playing with a ridiculous Russian doll made out of ignorance and denial when you decided to invade the Soviet Union?

No, I was playing with a xylophone made out of the rib cage of a seven year old Jewish boy.

 

[CatParty]

Still less offensive than anything Chris chan has done.

 

[Hasharin]

Still less offensive than anything Our Pet Lolcow has done.

Yeah, at least he didn't deliberately ran over some poor snake.

 

[MrTroll]

He stopped for a long time, but as you can see, he's at his wit's end. I don't remember what public mentions there are about it, but he has been considering bringing back the sign, at least. He might already be doing it.

Why the hell doesn't he just use Craigslist, like other desperate, ugly people looking for love? Surely even a raging moron like Chris would at least grasp that he'd have a better chance of finding a heartsweet on a free (hence it won't cut into his vidya budget) personals site like CL than just waiting for a pretty WHITE 18-30 NON-SMOKING female to approach him out of nowhere while he cries into his sweet tea at McDonalds? Chris is dumb and slow beyond words, but even for him, this is just unreal.

Were you playing with a ridiculous Russian doll made out of ignorance and denial when you decided to invade the Soviet Union?

No, I was playing with a xylophone made out of the rib cage of a seven year old Jewish boy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xylophone#History

The instrument has obscure, ancient origins. According to Nettl, it originated in southeast Asia and came to Africa c. 500 AD when a group of Malayo-Polynesian speaking peoples migrated to Africa. One piece of evidence for this is the similarity between East African xylophone orchestras and Javanese and Balinese gamelan orchestras.[6]

That does not sound very Aryan to me, sir.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Could he slowly be starting to realize that he's not appealing to women?

Very, very slowly, if at all. As HSMOF put his finger on... Chris has been trying the same thing for ten years, with zero success, yet he still believes it's worth continuing.

So what's going to happen when he's 40? Will he still be sitting at McDonalds or wherever, waiting silently, maybe with a sign, all while doing no actual effort? Taking no responsibility, taking no control over his life? Will he still be doing it at 50? If you go ask him then: "Chris, you've been doing this for 30 years and never had a single success. Will you keep going another 30 years, or is there a point at which you'll consider that your strategy is ineffective?" ...what will his response be? These days his response seems to be "I don't know what else to try", as if he needs to have 100% certainty of a plan's viability before it is worth doing. Even though he already has 100% certainty that his current strategy doesn't work.

 

[DangDirtyTrolls]

So what's going to happen when he's 40? Will he still be sitting at McDonalds or wherever, waiting silently, maybe with a sign, all while doing no actual effort? Taking no responsibility, taking no control over his life? Will he still be doing it at 50? If you go ask him then: "Chris, you've been doing this for 30 years and never had a single success. Will you keep going another 30 years, or is there a point at which you'll consider that your strategy is ineffective?" ...what will his response be? These days his response seems to be "I don't know what else to try", as if he needs to have 100% certainty of a plan's viability before it is worth doing. Even though he already has 100% certainty that his current strategy doesn't work.

There's also the issue that Chris seems to have the attitude of maybe today will be the day. Sure, a pretty white girl didn't say hi to him in McDonalds today, but maybe tomorrow. Or tomorrow. Or tomorrow. Or tomorrow.

It's already established Chris is a creature of routine, partly due to his autism. Plus McDonalds serves the dual purpose of feeding him, so it'd a tough habit to break.