CWCMas carols thread before the forum is shut down -

[slep]

♪ ♫ Have yourself a merry little CWCmas.
Even though Christian's bites.
Next year more content will come for our delight.
Have yourself a merry little CWCmas.
Watching Chris turn gay.
Next year he'll have more troubles along the way.
Seven years, we've been witnessing
His descent into madness.
Each year, he's been blaming others
Except himself, for his mess.
Someday soon, karma will catch up to him
Though we're not sure how
Until then, we'll just laugh at the fat LOLcow.
So have yourself a merry little CWCmas now. ♪ ♫

 

[Danzou]

Lovely weather for a sleigh-ride together with-
Lovely weather for a sleigh-ride together with-
Lovely weather for a sleigh-ride together with-
Lovely weather for a sleigh-ride together with...

 

[Randall Fragg]

Deck the halls with mounds of Barbage,
Falalalalalalalala,
Grab a cup and light the Kurig (yes, this dosn't rhyme. But nothing rhymes with Barabage),
Falalalalalala,
Burn your house right down to cinders,
Falalalalalala,
Sonichu comics was just the tinder,
Falalalalalala,


And now, one for Deagle Nation:
Dashing through the snow,
While toking up on weed,
Over the hills we go,
Crashing into trees,
Taaaahahahaha,
The snow is turning red,
I think I'm almost dead,
Woke up in the hospital with stitches in my head,
OH!
Jingle bells,
Islams smell,
Eli laid a gun,
Blew Tyce's butt,
To Pizza Hut,
In 1991,
Taaaah!

 

[wheat pasta]

(yes, this dosn't rhyme. But nothing rhymes with Barabage),

Tard rage.

 

[CatParty]

Jingle taint
Jingle taint
Infections on its way

 

[asperhes]

I want a girlfriend for Christmas, now and forevermore.
I want a girlfriend for Christmas, so I won’t be lonely anymore.
She should be 18-22.
And she ought to be Boyfriend-Free too.
Why do all the Jerks get all the pretty girls,
Leaving me with none to choose from.
I want a girlfriend for Christmas, to share my love, oh.
I want a girlfriend for Christmas, to kiss under the mistletoe.

 

[Lalala]

Deck the halls with hoard and lego
Trololololololo
Put on your best crap falsetto
Trololololololo
Don him now his tomgirl leggings
Trolololoohgodno
No more taint pics, we are begging
Trololololololo~

 

[TheAutisticDriver]

On the 12th day of Christmas my gal-pal sent to me

12 lego sets

11 vidya games

10 plush breasts

9 anal beads

8 pedo-glasses

7 electric hedgehogs

6 Obese felines

5 DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS!!

4 bannings

3 criminal charges

2 stripped shirts

AND A MEDALLION IN A HOARD OF CRAP!!

 

[Silver]

Unfortunately I forgot my Christmas piano book so I can't record any more CWCmas songs with the same quality

 

[SnergenFlergen]

(To the tune of 'Silent Night').

Sex-less Night, Lonely Night
Christian sleeps, Among piles of shite
Round fat virgin, mother and manchild
From floor to ceiling, the barbage is piled
Chris will never get laid,
Chris will never get laid.

 

[OfflineCyberBully]

O Cwcmas Tree, o Cwcmas Tree,
What presents are beneath you?
O Cwcmas Tree, o Cwcmas Tree,
What presents are beneath you?
Vidya games, toys without end,
But there Chris won't find a girlfriend.
O Cwcmas Tree, o Cwcmas Tree,
What presents are beneath you?

Have a great Holiday - whatever you celebrate - fellow Kiwifarmers.

 

[Slowboat to China]

God rest ye all Christorians
May nothing you dismay
Remember tainted piercings
Removed have been this day
And soon the rebuilt Branchland Court
Will bring forth content gay
Oh, tidings of CWCfort and joy
CWCfort and joy ...

 

[MrsFrizzle]

I saw Barbara kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
I know it might sound crude
But she likes an older dude
And Santa brings the gifts and things
That get her in the mood

Then I saw Barbara tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white
Then I had to look away
And so I can hardly say
If Barbara scored with Santa Claus last night.

 

[John Furrman]

Crashing into slumber
on a sweetheart driven sleigh
over fat rolls we go
trolling all the way
JUUUUUULAY

 

[BillRiley]

Deck the halls with mounds of Barbage,
Falalalalalalalala,
Grab a cup and light the Kurig (yes, this dosn't rhyme. But nothing rhymes with Barabage),
Falalalalalala,
Burn your house right down to cinders,
Falalalalalala,
Sonichu comics was just the tinder,
Falalalalalala,


And now, one for Deagle Nation:
Dashing through the snow,
While toking up on weed,
Over the hills we go,
Crashing into trees,
Taaaahahahaha,
The snow is turning red,
I think I'm almost dead,
Woke up in the hospital with stitches in my head,
OH!
Jingle bells,
Islams smell,
Eli laid a gun,
Blew Tyce's butt,
To Pizza Hut,
In 1991,
Taaaah!

I cannot 'winner' this post enough.

And now...

Snyder got run over by a Mitzu
Walking out of his shop one October night
You can say there's no such thing as Sonichu
But Barb and Chris-Tran know that they are right.

Godbear bless us, everyone!

 

[Lalala]

Chris chan the red arsed lesbo
Had a very shiny taint
And if you ever saw it
It'd probably make you faint
All of the other lesbians
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Kaka
Join in all their tribbing games
Then one foggy Christmas eve
GodBear came to say
"You're not going to get a wife
Unless you fix your fucking life"
And so the tomgirl stress sighed
Wrote a post to all of you
"I'll never be truly happy
While Sonic's arms are still bluuuuue"

 

[pickleniggo]

Christian the Tomgirl, made a very ugly girl
With a pierced red butt and a rotund gut
And a matted head of curls

Christian the Tomgirl is a fairy-tale they say
But the Kiwis know he frolicked to-and-fro
Screaming that he wasn't gay


Merry Cwcmas to one and to all!

 

[RagtimeRoastBeefy]

I'm dreaming of a tan armed hedgehog
Just like the one I used to know
Its my one true mission
To make Sega listen
Or the bomb in my purse im gonna throw

I'm dreaming of a tan armed hedgehog
With every death threat that i write
I promise violence and an endless fight
Unless sonics arm color is made right

 

[pickleparty]

12 Ebay disputes
11 pickle suits
10 fake boyfriends
9 fake girlfriends
8 hookers hooking
7 happy meals
6 failed kickstarters
5 High schoolrings
4 fake galpals
3 ps3's
2 taint piercings
and a burnt down house on 14th Branchland Court

 

[Petronella]

On the 12th day CWCmas, my sweetheart gave to me:
12 lame recolors
11 made up girlfriends
10 smudged medallions
9 charred Lego sets
8 denim skirts
7 home enemas
6 cans of Fanta
5 gold unclits!
4 muscle bras
3 crushed PlayStations
2 obese beagles
And a Snorlax on an old couch.