Thank you there is no way in hell I would be willing to subject myself to John's fucking voice.OK I wasn't going to watch this shit, this guy is fucking boring but since this is now a thread crossover between Narcissa and Cyberdemon and highlights have already been requested I went through with it.
- He mentions "his community" even though he was banned from Twitch, has no replies on Twitter and has been documented to get around 10 viewers per stream. This short video has 500 views on YouTube, being uploaded days ago, which barely passes the meme limit of 301+ views that makes YouTube consider a video not a total absolute joke in their algorithms.
- Covers Narcissa going away from the Internet. Is worried. Mentions Kiwi Farms, 4chan and 8chan being bad (in this order).
- Projects himself into Narcissa by saying he thinks everyone on the web wants
himselfNarcissa to die.
- Boils down all Narcissa's faults to "doing one weird video 3 years ago". Obviously is too busy replying on Twitter to the posts in his own thread here to go read on Narcissa's before making a video on her.
- Orders every one of his non-existent webminions to go and contact Narcissa. He is OK if you don't become super-friends with her though.
- Apparently Narcissa is the "often hailed as the pinnacle of speedrunning". His obsession with Cosmo is kinda documented on his thread.
- Thinking Narcissa is crazy is just a circle-jerk meme done by NPCs.
- He deeply apologizes for being one of those NPCs in the past. In the past 2 years he contacted Narcissa and apologized about it and allegedly talked about it.
- If someone does circle-jerky meme things on any chat regarding Narcissa you are henceforth commanded to do something about it.
- Cosmo before and after Narcissa is exactly the same person and nothing has changed. A minute later they're into "people change all the time, what's the big deal".
- Saying "I'm not transphobic but I think Narcissa is weird" is, in fact, "extremely transphobic"
- Both dudes look like very ugly dudes. I can't even say if the other dude is trans or not even though they look exactly alike.
- Narcissa has been "literally bullied into suicide just because she transitioned".
- All of this makes him sick and infuriates him. "This shit is bad".
- It is important that you retweet his tweets
- The guy says "like" at least 5 times per sentence. Such oratory very streamerlife .
- Speedrunners pretend to like trans people but don't talk about what is going on with Narcissa or go the extra mile. Virtue-signaling achieved.
- Go do something to help right now.
- Doesn't mention planning on doing anything to help.