Trainwreck Cyndi Wilde / Kitty Danger - Obese "damsel in distress" fetishist superheroine

[WW 635]

BP cow hopeful Cyndi Wilde / Kitty Danger of New York is an obese "damsel in distress" bondage fetishist

Her super cringe superheroine videos were featured on Tosh.O a couple years ago.

Around that time she claimed to delete everything but continued to remain active.

She claims that allowing herself you be featured on Tosh.O was a mistake and that none of her vids is actually sexual

She's still around and making videos, some of them definitely sexual. The following is about 8 minutes of her struggling tired to a chair

However the real gold still remains in her superheroine/"damsel in distress" vids in which she gets kidnapped and tired up in every one

And of course the bad art showing a distortion in self perception

Links:

Twitter
https://twitter.com/kittydanger69 (http://archive.md/M0GMe)

Website
http://moraxian.us/kd/index.htm (http://archive.md/8aD4s)

Full vid sales
https://www.clips4sale.com/studio/34252/Kitty-Dangers-Danger-Room (http://archive.md/rfhli)

YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbUD6GTMJfUmAjfOrDIcpFQ

T-shirt shop
https://shop.spreadshirt.com/kittydanger/ (http://archive.md/IYww5)

Vimeo
https://vimeo.com/user34930377 (http://archive.md/pTTgf)

Blog
https://www.blogger.com/profile/14652096144241399945 (http://archive.md/vQ8f3)
http://cyndiwilde.blogspot.com/?m=1&zx=e08fdaab3887217a (http://archive.md/gEpXD)

 

[WW 635]

is this a troon? i cant really tell from the pictures
either way, is there something cow worthy here besides the cringy amateur fetish videos? cause im not gonna bother watching those lmao

Not a troon and this is intended for the BP rather than lolcow board. If you're not going to watch the videos, why bother asking?

 

[Jerry_ smith56]

Good job but obese is a bit of a exaggeration she's more like chubby.

 

[sasazuka]

Is "Kitty Danger" supposed to look like she's cosplaying as a Revolution 60 character?

 

[Cato]

The screenshots legit look like they are from Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! Both in terms of the visual effects and the physical appearance of "Kitty."

 

[DNJACK]

Good job but obese is a bit of a exaggeration she's more like chubby.

lol american detected. She is obese by any medical definition possible.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

We need to put some of this chick’s videos up for Movie Night, they’re a real goldmine of low-budget special effects and bad acting.

 

[sperginity]

This is fucking weird. This will go somewhere soon but I don't know if there's enough for a thread right now.

 

[Done]

So does she like, do this for money? Or is it just that lolcow tendency to share their degeneracy to the world?

I don't blame whoever thought she was a troon, the photo on the right is a dead-on John Walker Flynt lookalike.

Also the art is genuinely ADF-tier.

 

[uncleShitHeel]

2 thoughts.

Firstly Kink.com needs more laughably amateurish 3D effects.

Secondly do we have nudes yet?

 

[WW 635]

So does she like, do this for money? Or is it just that lolcow tendency to share their degeneracy to the world?

She charges for the full videos on https://www.clips4sale.com/studio/34252/Kitty-Dangers-Danger-Room

Secondly do we have nudes yet?

Would you really want to see them?

 

[uncleShitHeel]

She charges for the full videos on https://www.clips4sale.com/studio/34252/Kitty-Dangers-Danger-Room


Would you really want to see them?

Meh, I've seen worse.

 

[WW 635]

Meh, I've seen worse.

I'm sorry you were subjected to BIMB's nudes

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

All her art looks like it was drawn by that one weirdo who draws Nickelodeon girls boxing

 

[GS 281]

She's also active on fetlife

https://fetlife.com/users/291018

Kitty Danger's Fetlife notes that she is into:

Into: abduction play (receiving), being captured by an evil villainess.(receiving), being tied to a chair (receiving), being tied to the railroad tracks(receiving), binding the heroine to the railroad tracks (receiving), bondage(receiving), captive superheroines (receiving), catsuits (wearing), costumes/dressing-up (wearing), couples in bondage (receiving), damsels in distress (receiving), damsels in peril (receiving), damsels in peril - perilous devices (receiving), peril play (receiving), predicament bondage (receiving), pursuit, take-down & capture (receiving), sawing (receiving), superheroines(wearing), superheroines bound, gagged and in dire peril (receiving), superheroines in bondage (receiving), superheroines tied to rockets(receiving).

She also noted in August that she's been quite ill

NEW UPDATE 8-16-2018!
Health issues have been keeping me offline and away from my video work, but things have finally turned a corner. I've improved enough where I can again make new content. I've done a three part video series based on my old CYNDI WILDE persona featuring my iconic pink satin Chinese dress and classic DAMSEL IN DISTRESS perils. So I'm back and brand NEW stuff is finally here!!!

Also, I would like to apologize to everyone who sent me messages and friend requests, I'll try and get back to everyone ASAP.

Her intro on fetlife is bland

Hi,
For almost 15 years now I have been producing and staring in my own DAMSEL IN DISTRESS and SUPERHEROINES IN PERIL videos. I went under the name CYNDI WILDE for most of that time and made over a hundred videos and appeared in photo sets at MORAXIAN'S GAMEROOM. About a year ago I had an incident that forced me to retire my CYNDI WILDEpersona and re-branded myself as KITTY DANGER. I had continued making videos and my YOUTUBE channel featuring previews of my videos came to the attention of the producers of the television show TOSH.O on COMEDY CENTRAL. I was featured as the VIEWER VIDEO of the week for 9 episodes on season 9. I luv wearing my sexy outfits and being tied up and gagged (a kink of mine since I was a kid) and acting out dangerous deathtraps. I tend to have more mild, campy tastes mostly influenced by the likes of '66 Batman and Electra Woman and Dyna Girl and other Saturday morning fare of long ago. I have a very small studio in which I shoot and do everything on greenscreen typically with me playing multiple roles and cheesy special effects.
Drop me a line if you want to talk.
Meow!
Kitty

I am surprised fart sniffing isn't one of her fetishes because she seems quite up her own ass.

The 247 images on her profile are just the same shit basically.

Fun chunker you got here.

 

[AbraCadaver]

So how long until Rorshach drops her down an elevator shaft


Weird angle aside, the videos are pretty funny, but maybe hold off until there’s something truly cow-worthy about her?

Does she have any other social media to mine?

 

[WW 635]

So how long until Rorshach drops her down an elevator shaft


Weird angle aside, the videos are pretty funny, but maybe hold off until there’s something truly cow-worthy about her?

Does she have any other social media to mine?

This is Beauty Parlour, sir, not the Lolcow subforum. Take your patriarchal oppression from this lady thread.

 

[AbraCadaver]

This is Beauty Parlour, sir, not the Lolcow subforum. Take your patriarchal oppression from this lady thread.

I’m a lady and as such, my oppression is not the patriarchal kind, but just the regular bitchy kind!

The kind that calls other women fat!

That said...lol, this bitch is fat and ugly. I hope her next clip sale is “KITTY DANGER TIED DOWN TO CHAIR, HELPLESS, FORCED TO HAVE EYEBROWS FILLED IN PROPERLY!!!”

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

'She' looks like Vera Carp from Greater Tuna.

 

[The Manglement]

How do you get involved in weird shit to the point that "Superheroines getting tied to rockets" is a sexual kink? That just sounds like a lot of effort to put into boning.