Cynthia and Thomas Beaumont - Getting Out Of Hand

Justine kinney

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These Youtubers have been in the game for around 5 years. Cynthia, the wife stays home and by looking at the condition of their tiny, tiny New Jersey apartment, does nothing all day. Tommy is in his mid 70's, Cynthia is almost 50, They've been married 25yrs. You do the math. Yuck. There's a lot been said about their marriage and how they got together. I leave that for you to investigate once you've gone down their rabbit hole. They have two rather large cats, who also lives with them, in the tiny, tiny apartment. You can often hear them scratching in the litter boxes while they're having their weekly muckbang. Tommy still worked until he recently became gravely ill. He should've retired long ago but he says he still likes to work and Cynthia likes that he works. With his income they can take 2 or 3 buses to New York so she can spend it to buy her mostly unnecessary crap. If she's not getting stuff she doesn't need in NY she gets beauty boxes, snack food boxes, Hello Fresh boxes, Japanese boxes delivered to the apartment. When Cynthia grocery shops, it can be close to 300.00 sometimes. No fruits, no vegetables, nothing really nutritious. Mainly junk. Pizza, sandwich meats, English muffins, frozen entrees. Junk. Well, close to a year ago, after months of having swallowing problems and heartburn, he was diagnosed with stage 3 Esophageal cancer. Tommy was/is a smoker for years. He still used his e-cigarette while on treatment. And Cynthia filmed his whole journey! From chemo to radiation that poor man had a damn camera in his face! Once he was completed with those procedures, after his pet scan determined he was cancer free Tommy was told he had a 70% chance that the cancer to return. He didn't want it. She made him, so what ever Cindy wants Cindy gets. This couple is a big ol'mess. I'm gonna leave my post right here and if anybody else have the need to investigate this train wreck, please. The Youtube channel is Cynthia and Tommy Beaumont. For more deliciousness, checkout their thread(s) on Guru Gossip. It's a doozy.
 

Neko GF

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After reading this hideous wall of text, I have come to the conclusion that these 2 are basically the poorman's Bob and Barb Chandler. Not interesting and barely worth noting. Also, as everyone else here has already pointed out you haven't provided a single source or archive related to these 2 and you've not provided any examples of any interesting events or drama involving them that really paints them as lolcows that deserve an entire thread.
 

Spooky Bones

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With his income they can take 2 or 3 buses to New York so she can spend it to buy her mostly unnecessary crap. If she's not getting stuff she doesn't need in NY she gets beauty boxes, snack food boxes, Hello Fresh boxes, Japanese boxes delivered to the apartment. When Cynthia grocery shops, it can be close to 300.00 sometimes.
$300 is nothing in the city.

No fruits, no vegetables, nothing really nutritious. Mainly junk. Pizza, sandwich meats, English muffins, frozen entrees. Junk.
Oh wait what the fuck she spends it on food?

I leave that for you to investigate once you've gone down their rabbit hole.

You're OP, that's your job.

Oh wait, you have one post, this post. Who are you and what is your personal beef with these people that you want to try to point Kiwi Farms at them? Please stick around because I have the suspicion you might be the lolcow yourself.
 

MemeGray

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Tommy is in his mid 70's, Cynthia is almost 50, They've been married 25yrs. You do the math. Yuck.

Okay lets do the math, Tommy is mid 70's so lets say 75, his wife Cynthia is almost 50 so lets make it 49.

They've been married for 25 years, that means Tommy was 50 years old and Cynthia was 24. This is an age difference of 26 years.
 

NOT Sword Fighter Super

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Hey guys I saw this video where this guy talks about wanting to czut off his own dick and dress up like a woman and it's really funny. You should check it out because he's crazy and posts lots of videos like that. I'm not going to post any examples but I think you should go check him out I think his name is Larryb B or something lol. He has a girlfriend who want to have his cut off dick installed over her vagina so she can fuck his new bagina and it's really intersing and werid you should checmk it out.
 

Consider Lizards

"In yr Spheres, touching yr Eldritch"
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Now this playlist looks interesting, there really might be some nuggets o' gold here.



But OP's job is to pan the gold and lay it out for us, really pretty like, with links and paragraphs and what have you. Don't just nod towards the stream and wink knowingly.
 

Spooky Bones

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SpergPatrol

You're a faggot Harry
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Look I am all for a good new lolcow to laugh at but like we have threads showing how to make threads.

Dude maybe rewrite this thread with videos and stuff because this is not giving any real insight into the type if lolcow this person is or why they are considered lulzy enough to be on here.

Like I know you must be new here but if you need help you can ask an admin and they could help you learn how to write the info needed to make a good OP
 

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