Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

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However, the entire background to this is fucking retarded. Some trolls reach out to his old stepdad - where he got his fucking second name from - and interview then about what Chance was like as a kid. So far, so good.

The stepdad and his wife then begin to alog chance, they do livestreams and the like. They have actively gotten involved in the drama, which is kind of ridiculous.
Right? It's so weird to see two seemingly normal, happily married, retired baby boomers doing something this retarded. Don't you want to be regarded as serious people? If so then why wade the some of the greasiest depths of the Internet by getting directly involved in the drama? Makes me think Cyraxx may have gotten some of his crazy from them.

When it comes to boomers and the Internet the correct answer is to not play at all, because it's all fun and games until your screaming into a webcam about the cyber police. They also don't get the concept that your biggest fans can and will inevitably become your biggest trolls. If they ever fall out of the good graces of the Cyraxx trolls, they'll realize how stupid this whole thing was.
 
Gordon and JJ are suing Chance and Sally. They claim Chance has caused them mental distress and reputational damage by sending them death threats and accusing them of pedophilia. Gordon also claims Chance owns a rifle that is registered to Gordon. They want an immediate cease-and-desist against Chance and Sally and to be awarded damages and legal fees.

My mother has written more convincing legal documents when printing out notices to stop her neighbors from littering inside the building, so I don't see this lolsuit going anywhere.

I’m obviously no legal buff, but anybody with a brain could type Gordon and JJ’s name onto Google and find YouTube videos of them provoking Raxxo. Furthermore, they're obviously aware of his infamy on the internet. They've been trying to cash in on it for months. Stupidity obviously runs in their family.
 
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Because the courts are just notorious for awarding custody to men regardless of the circumstances. That's the stereotype, right?
I know it is today, but this happened in the 70s, I think? Regardless of the why, Sally's daughter says her dad was the more abusive parent, and he's the one who got custody.
 
Right? It's so weird to see two seemingly normal, happily married, retired baby boomers doing something this retarded. Don't you want to be regarded as serious people? If so then why wade the some of the greasiest depths of the Internet by getting directly involved in the drama? Makes me think Cyraxx may have gotten some of his crazy from them.

When it comes to boomers and the Internet the correct answer is to not play at all, because it's all fun and games until your screaming into a webcam about the cyber police. They also don't get the concept that your biggest fans can and will inevitably become your biggest trolls. If they ever fall out of the good graces of the Cyraxx trolls, they'll realize how stupid this whole thing was.
I think it’s more Jen than Gordon. the first notion I got there was something off about them was how she reacted when she found out that the other trolls were not in favor of her snatching up the Eric Scrubbalo interview first.

They have fallen out of the graces of the Cyrax trolls. They have squeezed all the Cyrax dirt they could out of them and they had left was some grift crusade against the pedos.

If they still in contact with trolls it’s the one‘s from Bishop Wyatt’s and CVG’s side of the fence.
 
My mother has written more convincing legal documents when printing out notices to stop her neighbors from littering inside the building, so I don't see this lolsuit going anywhere.
Even Cyrax's take was more legally astute than this fake-ass bullshit.
 
ight? It's so weird to see two seemingly normal, happily married, retired baby boomers doing something this retarded. Don't you want to be regarded as serious people? If so then why wade the some of the greasiest depths of the Internet by getting directly involved in the drama? Makes me think Cyraxx may have gotten some of his crazy from them.
I think a lot of that has to do with their declaration to, and I paraphrase, "make Chance's life a living hell" and how they're "gonna get him the right way" when they were making their rounds around the troll sphere Post-Marty interview.

I'm guessing they're trying to cash the check their mouths should never have written in the first place.
 
Man. Apparently the Year of the Lolcow got extended by another year cause Cyraxx may be eeking out another Legal W with how botched this Defamation Case is going.
 
Just how bad a parent do you have to be to have the court give custody to someone who rapes 14 year olds?

Not very in many cases. Consider the ages of when she had kids - giving birth and then divorcing was seen as a failure of the woman, and likely the only income and possible means of taking care of the children would have been the father.

Because the courts are just notorious for awarding custody to men regardless of the circumstances. That's the stereotype, right?

Back then this absolutely is likely to have happened, especially given her age when divorcing. It's important to remember cultural attitudes are entirely different now towards divorce. Men used to be the default winners of custody battles unless there were circumstances that made them unfit.
 
Just tossing this out there maybe just maybe there after his last name, would be kind of funny to see the goblin forced to give up his beloved last name in court
 
Right? It's so weird to see two seemingly normal, happily married, retired baby boomers doing something this retarded. Don't you want to be regarded as serious people? If so then why wade the some of the greasiest depths of the Internet by getting directly involved in the drama? Makes me think Cyraxx may have gotten some of his crazy from them.

When it comes to boomers and the Internet the correct answer is to not play at all, because it's all fun and games until your screaming into a webcam about the cyber police. They also don't get the concept that your biggest fans can and will inevitably become your biggest trolls. If they ever fall out of the good graces of the Cyraxx trolls, they'll realize how stupid this whole thing was.
The funniest part about this so far is Chance responded to it, and while he was technically wrong in what he said - he wasn't far off from being right. It was surreal hearing him talk some sense.

Chance said that truth was a defence, which is err... true and that because his claim hadn't impacted their income they couldn't sue him, not true but it does raise the point about damages - and in this case there doesn't seem to be a basis for any. They're retired so it does not effect income at all.

Obviously, that doesn't mean he can't be sued, but he has a point - and what court in the land is going to award money a literal retarded MANLET doesn't have to his ex-step parent who inserted themselves back into his life. All because he called him a nonce. Get real.
 
He was born premature, and was kept alive by doctors. So blame science.
Apparently, babies born with complications at birth are more likely to develop ADHD or Autism growing up.

Science keeping babies with birth complications alive is also an explanation for why there has been an increase in ADHD and Autism cases :)
 
It seems like the Wilkins family are making motions to do...some kind of lawsuit? You can find the community post on their YouTube channel here (A). Whether it's some dumb power play or whatever I don't know.
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This appears to be a notarised affidavit (or some kind of written argument made under oath) in support of a libel case regarding to activities on Kick (In most of the world defamation on the Internet is libel, not slander).

These lawyers seem like they are the sort that are most comfortable in traffic court (not the smartest). Look at that document:

p.1 no.2: "Neither the respondent nor the petitioner, is not a member of the military service" (Probably an attempt to forestall attempted claims that the UCMJ applies. In reality a contradiction in terms which would embarrass most ESL students.)
p.1 no.4: "The Defendant...has negligently placed the allegations..." (The term 'negligent' is important here. IIRC you must prove malicious intent for defamation - negligence isn't sufficient[except in some ex-British places and anywhere with an idiotic oriental "honour" system]. Also, when are you a respondent and when a defendant in Florida? They've used both.)

p.2 no. 9 "The Defendant and Co-defendant are in possession of a rifle that rightfully is owned by the petitioner...[specs of said rifle]. (This is either theft or robbery, has nothing to do with libel and is a criminal offense, not a delict. <I'm not saying that you can't take theft-related stuff to civil court - you usually sue for the return of or replacement value of the goods - just that they don't have this on their affidavit>)

Rest of p.2 is a woman with a statement in corroboration. Not much of importance except for the same shitty grammar mistakes.​
p.3 suddenly jumps to demands. These are 4 in number:​
- Cease and Desist order​
-Damages, including emotional damages. No assessment made but rather the judge is requested to calculate an amount 'that seems fair and just' (There is also a weird part which seems to restrict the time period for damages to that of the "current medical condition" of the Petitioners, which is straight out incomprehensible to me)​
- That fees be paid by the defendant.​
- Jury trial request (This is retarded, in that all their other demands are either for actions that would usually be performed by a judge (C&D, awarding fees) and they're specifically asking for damages to be calculated by the trial judge.​
And the rest of the page(which is unsigned and not completely filled in, real top tier stuff there) tells us why this is such a lolsuit: It's pro se.
The document also looks more like an official request form to sue for more than $15K than a preliminary argument, but I don't know shit about Florida law.

If it is official notice of a suit, it needs to be served on the defendant. This does not mean dumping it on some social media site or emailing it to him. You have to pay an authorised official (I think in the US they're called Process Servers, where I live it's Sheriffs of the Court) to find the guy and hand him the document. Being notified of legal action involving you is your right, not some fucking "courtesy".

Part of me wants this piece of dung to end up in court as is, just for the lulz - if you thought FPS lobbies in their heyday gave hardcore roasts, you have never heard a retarded lolyer get told off by the Bench for baboonery of this calibre.

Can someone who knows Florida law correct me where I fucked up?
 
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