D$P hrly stream wage Vs Khet's - How long can D$P claim he makes more than getting a job?

Raven'sChild

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Minimum wage in the State of Washington is $15.45/hr. Post Tut's Divine Herd, has D$P been making making as much streaming as Khet does per hour? Granted, I am speculating that she makes minimum wage. She may make more. I am not including the passive income from YT, T-Spring nor Patreon. I am curious if for hours worked per day, who brings home the bacon. Let us not forget that Khet needs to get up, get ready, commute to work, work her shift, commute home with enough time left to go to the gym, feed the birds/ misc wildlife ( if they are still doing that ), game ( as D$P has told us she is playing ACO enough to be ahead of him), cook/ eat his turkey burgers and possibly watch some of the TV we know he watches before departing to hit the hay while D$P stays up until 3-4am ( as per Twitter rants).
 

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If you're looking at raw numbers. . .probably. However if you factor in benefits (health insurance, retirement savings, days off, etc), then no way. If Phil were able to get a job that paid out annually at say 65-70K a year, he would absolutely jump at that (I'm pricing a decent job in my area, might be slightly higher for Washington). There's no way that he's making so much that he we wouldn't exchange stability for what he's currently doing. When he says he "makes more than a normal job. . ." that's just him busking to cover up for the fact that he's lazy and wouldn't actually want to put in the effort that actually having a "real adult job" requires.
 

Wing Zero

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If Phil were able to get a job that paid out annually at say 65-70K a year, he would absolutely jump at that (I'm pricing a decent job in my area, might be slightly higher for Washington).
I don't think he would take that job at all, because at the end of the day he's still a lazy fuck and despite how much he hates games now, it's still monumentally easier to do than any normal job would be. Not to mention that we have evidence to show that he is insufferable around people, and his horrible attitude and his self-entitlement would probably get him fired in record time.
 

PieceofShet

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If you're looking at raw numbers. . .probably. However if you factor in benefits (health insurance, retirement savings, days off, etc), then no way. If Phil were able to get a job that paid out annually at say 65-70K a year, he would absolutely jump at that (I'm pricing a decent job in my area, might be slightly higher for Washington). There's no way that he's making so much that he we wouldn't exchange stability for what he's currently doing. When he says he "makes more than a normal job. . ." that's just him busking to cover up for the fact that he's lazy and wouldn't actually want to put in the effort that actually having a "real adult job" requires.
Less money? WAAAAAAAAAT?
No way he would take it. You give him too much credit.
 

Sparkletor

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Phil can't get a job because there are no jobs in his sector.

As I remember he described his duties at the helicopter company. Customers would call him when they needed a helicopter part. He would then check if they had the part in stock, if another place has one they can get, or if they would need to have one made.

What sector would you say this falls into, because to me it sounds like the same thing the grease monkey at the auto parts store does all day.
 

Asperchewy

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The only job Phil would be able to get at this point would be a Video Game tester. Problem is, every game he tests would have bugs and lag, hence no game he tests would ever be released. Phil would singlehandedly crumble the gaming industry by getting that job alone.
 

PieceofShet

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The only job Phil would be able to get at this point would be a Video Game tester. Problem is, every game he tests would have bugs and lag, hence no game he tests would ever be released. Phil would singlehandedly crumble the gaming industry by getting that job alone.
Can you do that in your house or you need to go to an office play it? Cause if you need to move from house, thats a no for him.
 

gaarashatan

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Phil can't get a job because there are no jobs in his sector.

As I remember he described his duties at the helicopter company. Customers would call him when they needed a helicopter part. He would then check if they had the part in stock, if another place has one they can get, or if they would need to have one made.

What sector would you say this falls into, because to me it sounds like the same thing the grease monkey at the auto parts store does all day.
punching some numbers and letters into a computer, very mundane and mentally unsatisfying. zero problem solving skills, even being a mechanic would be more mentally challenging than this
 

Sparkletor

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punching some numbers and letters into a computer, very mundane and mentally unsatisfying. zero problem solving skills, even being a mechanic would be more mentally challenging than this
He also said something like he went above and beyond his duties to streamline operations and remove bottlenecks in the workplace.

I don't know exactly what that means but I bet it means he told his manager that some guy was taking extra smoke breaks and which lady was late coming back from lunch.
 

gaarashatan

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He also said something like he went above and beyond his duties to streamline operations and remove bottlenecks in the workplace.

I don't know exactly what that means but I bet it means he told his manager that some guy was taking extra smoke breaks and which lady was late coming back from lunch.
it would be funny if it werent so dam true
 

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Well, based on the midnight stream (~2 hours) and today's 1st stream (~4 hours of actual gameplay, I'm assuming), Phil got ~$205 (this might be low, depending on how tips were--I only included the ones I saw) for about 6 hours of "work". That works out to ~$34/hr. But that's not always the case. Yesterday, in his 1st stream, he got $64.36 (cheers+subs+tips) for ~4 hours of "work". That comes out to like $16/hr. If it's of real big interest, I can probably estimate his per hour rate in the monthly roundup by assuming 6 hours of actual gameplay on a typical day, 4 hours of gameplay on his single stream Sundays, and of course taking out the days he didn't stream at all. Might be interesting to see.
 

Filthy Greenskin

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The only job Phil would be able to get at this point would be a Video Game tester. Problem is, every game he tests would have bugs and lag, hence no game he tests would ever be released. Phil would singlehandedly crumble the gaming industry by getting that job alone.
It's sadly funny that actual QA testing is some of the most time-consuming, mind-numbing and stressful work in the games industry. Especially during crunch. If Phil somehow managed to waddle into a games studio and got given a job like that, I doubt he'd manage two shifts before saying the chairs were making his back explode with pain or some bullshit like that.
 

Wurstbrot

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It's sadly funny that actual QA testing is some of the most time-consuming, mind-numbing and stressful work in the games industry. Especially during crunch. If Phil somehow managed to waddle into a games studio and got given a job like that, I doubt he'd manage two shifts before saying the chairs were making his back explode with pain or some bullshit like that.
And he makes his colleagues crazy with his constant chair shaking, snorting and rocking back and forth whenever he feels unobserved.
Maybe he can read a simple local weather station once or twice a day. Or test couches, chairs and beds. Oof, it's difficult to come up with a job for a lazy cunt who can't interact with people, has health issues, has not a single talent and is a decade gone from anything related to his degree so he is basically an untrained loser, useless as an employee in any branch. And as he is still categorized as a human and not a pig, you can't even do unethical experiments on him.
 

Filthy Greenskin

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And he makes his colleagues crazy with his constant chair shaking, snorting and rocking back and forth whenever he feels unobserved.
Maybe he can read a simple local weather station once or twice a day. Or test couches, chairs and beds. Oof, it's difficult to come up with a job for a lazy cunt who can't interact with people, has health issues, has not a single talent and is a decade gone from anything related to his degree so he is basically an untrained loser, useless as an employee in any branch. And as he is still categorized as a human and not a pig, you can't even do unethical experiments on him.
It's not a matter of what Phil can do, but what Phil would do. Which is nothing that requires anything close to effort. Streaming is easy because he sits on his fat ass and gets money dripfed to him, other than that there is literally nothing else which he'd be willing to waddle out the house for. Unless it was something wild like an expenses-paid trip to a con or something which would benefit him without any effort on his part, even a high-paying job would be too much 'stress' and effort for him.
 

Colloid

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Even if his online funds dried up to the point that a bottom-rung job would be better income, Phil still wouldn’t do it. This is the same manchild who thinks the world owes him a gated condo and upper middle class lifestyle for being an incompetent YouTuber for 10 yrs. He’d sooner move back in with his parents than actually work to earn his keep.
 

Wing Zero

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I can't imagine DSP standing for 6-8 hours a day doing retail or fast food because of back problems. Why doesn't he have a gaming chair? He can't be comfortable sitting on that couch while trying to monitor stream chat during game play.
Ho DOES have a gaming chair! :lol:

It's been stated countless times that his setup is absolute garbage and Phil would do himself so many favors by re-arranging some things and getting rid of that shitty loveseat to improve his comfort when streaming, but he's too lazy to do it.
 
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gaarashatan

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dsp doesnt have back problems, he just thinks he does, he hasnt injured his back in any sort of way

his real problems stem from him being a fat, lazy, unhealthy turd. if dsp has back problems. its his lower back muscles are weak and arent properly able to be utilized and formed from sitting down doing nothing all day.

he enjoys his life of disgusting, lazyiness filth. he doesnt care to learn any new skills, an ambition, have a family, or a social life at that. he will sit there in his love seat till the day he dies. trying to make his life seem greater than it is through mere words. thats why hes so outspoken. thats why hes got so much to say when it comes to criticism.

his mind still works like a child, where he thinks hes the only who has understands the meaning of life, who is this library of wisdom and knowledge. and everyone else is a fucking exceptional individual. if he hasnt grown up from that thought process by now, he never will
 
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