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[Zorceror44]

I think the first time I saw this guy was in a Cringe compilation. I do not know much about this guy, but from what I can tell, he is an amateur rapper from Birmingham. His lyrics are bad, his voice sounds way too quiet, and his editing is so atrocious it is hard to tell whether or not he is serious.

 

[BT 075]

My brother showed me this a few weeks back. I thought it was just regular hiphop.

 

[The Joker]

He looks and sounds so awkward in the video that I feel kind of sorry for him.

 

[Durable Mike Malloy]

Like he couldn't find an actual female singer with whom to collaborate, so he autotuned his little brother?

He is singing about sexy times with his little brother.

This is very weird and it is making me feel uncomfortable. I think I need an adult.

 

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This guy has 26,505 subscribers? WHAT.

 

[Arctic]

Sounds like perfect material for YMCMB.

 

[Dilbertmann]

I wouldn't necessarily call the guy a lolcow. I do view him as a bit dorky, though.

 

[Durable Mike Malloy]

I wouldn't necessarily call the guy a lolcow. I do view him as a bit dorky, though.

Historically, he has responded to criticism in a comically disproportionate way. Then he blanks everything and starts over. The one thing that never changes is the terrible, terrible music.

 

[Konstantinos]

This guy looks like he's going to be the next MC Ride.

 

[Zorceror44]

I wouldn't necessarily call the guy a lolcow. I do view him as a bit dorky, though.

Why is there always one guy on every lolcow thread who just says "Not a lolcow"?

 

[Dilbertmann]

Historically, he has responded to criticism in a comically disproportionate way. Then he blanks everything and starts over. The one thing that never changes is the terrible, terrible music.

Oh. Well, that makes some sense.

Why is there always one guy on every lolcow thread who just says "Not a lolcow"?

Nothing wrong with sharing some of my two cents.

 

[cluelessly]

I have so much second hand embarrassment from these videos it's too overwhelming to watch the whole thing.

 

[Zorceror44]

Nothing wrong with sharing some of my two cents.

It was just an observation.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Oh god. It's like those Two Guys videos the Lonely Island did but without the irony.

Sounds like perfect material for YMCMB.

Still better than Big Sean.

 

[KingofManga420]

I was waiting for a thread on this guy.

 

[Shokew]

I'm leaving some of this hot shit here...

This acoustic guitar playin' chick, Antonia Susan, did Acoustic Covers for "Goodbye" and "Tak - U - Tak", actually making them sound, dare I say it, good.

Then , there's this guy and his AWESOME re - working of "Goodbye"... It is the stuff of Dream Matches... Well done, Jus Reign.

 

[Arctic]

Everyone get hyped.

 

[cluelessly]

I'm leaving some of this hot shit here...

This acoustic guitar playin' chick, Antonia Susan, did Acoustic Covers for "Goodbye" and "Tak - U - Tak", actually making them sound, dare I say it, good.

Then , there's this guy and his AWESOME re - working of "Goodbye"... It is the stuff of Dream Matches... Well done, Jus Reign.

The lyrics are still awful but her execution just does it.

 

[Puranjin]

I have so much second hand embarrassment from these videos it's too overwhelming to watch the whole thing.

I feel like there almost needs to be a ranking for that. The pure cringe from that first video is astounding; everything from his appearance, to just the shots/choreography. I suppose autistic sums it up best.

I wonder if he is doing that 'whisper' voice on purpose, or if his voice is rather close to that in terms of pitch. The best thing I think is that, for me in any case, his stern-looking facial features are in complete contrast with his voice.

 

[The Dude]

I have so much second hand embarrassment from these videos it's too overwhelming to watch the whole thing.

That's how I feel every time Chris sings. I just can't watch it.