Daily Diss #4 - Da Fat Guy -

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Short version for those without time to watch: :eli2:

Eli disses that ancient picture of a 600-pound fat guy sitting at a computer.
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His printer is still shitty. The chill zone seems to have gotten worse. Eli invents a new scale for fatness: Eli ate a whole bag of Doritos, and says that guy probably feels like he ate 80,000 bags of Doritos.

And Jace wails in the background for no apparent reason.
 
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Eli invents a new scale for fatness: Eli ate a whole bag of Doritos, and says that guy probably feels like he ate 80,000 bags of Doritos.
I was about to ask if they have done any scientific experiments to calibrate this particular "Doritos scale" of theirs. Then again, I'm drunk and at first I didn't quite remember what happened when the fine scientists of Deagle Nation last time tried to do some scence and, as I recall, it didn't end up too prettily.
 

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Jace was probably monopolizing Eli's Xbone again. Because you can hear him at about 1:14 going "shut up shut up shut up". Either we have our new "OHHH BABY A TRIPLE" or he thinks that the wolf content is speaking to him. From past events and general knowledge of Jace though, either is possible. :jacewow:
 

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It's been 4 days and Eli's already grasping at straws.
 

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The thing I find most interesting about these videos is the insight into Jace's life. In every video there's some commotion with him going on, I have to wonder if he's like this all the time.

I have to suspect he is. Look at just how frequently he's provoked into a screaming rage during the livestreams, often just because a video game trolled or triggered him with no human influence. How often must that happen while we're not watching him? Eli already seems to treat it as completely normal.
 

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The cottage is really starting to look like the hotel from fear and loathing in Las Vegas. I'm sure Eli had to throw a cantaloupe in the tub by now.

I was about to ask if they have done any scientific experiments to calibrate this particular "Doritos scale" of theirs. Then again, I'm drunk and at first I didn't quite remember what happened when the fine scientists of Deagle Nation last time tried to do some scence and, as I recall, it didn't end up too prettily.
Got last experiment archived
 
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