Dakari-King Mykan -

[Chelonian]

A legendary badfic writer, Mykan is quite similar to Chris. You may know him from that shitty MLP hate fic, which makes the average brony fanfic look like Waiting For Godot in comparison.

Of course, he has written other things like "7teen" and some Teen Titans fics that ship him with Terra. The latter also include a shitty furry OC called Copy Cat.

Perhaps the most interesting thing about Mykan is his relationship with Bronies, a already lolsy bunch. You see, Mykan literally hates friendship and got PTSD from watching My Little Pony. As a result, he wrote a hate/fix fic called My Little Unicorn.

My Little Unicorn stars a bunch of Mary Sues, who learn about the power of "believing" or some shit like that. In total, there are three fanfictions in this series. You can read a mirror of the first, if you can stand it for more than three seconds.

• https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Dakari-King_Mykan
  
• A mirror of the first fic can be found at http://www.fimfiction.net/story/9894/my-little-unicorn-magic-is-believing. I'm afraid I can't find the others.

 

[ASoulMan]

It's pretty sad how someone like him could get a mental disability just from watching a show about colorful ponies.

 

[Coldgrip]

To be fair, multicolored horses are the leading cause of autism. So I guess it's possible to get PTSD from them as well.

 

[caffeinated_wench]

Oh god, I think I've heard of this guy. I haven't had a chance to read his fic, however.

For someone who hates a show so much, he certainly dedicates a lot of his time to writing a fanfic of it.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Read the ED page. Bias or no this guy sounds pretty cray.

 

[Saney]

I'm pretty sure Project AFTER reviewed some of his fanfics.

 

[A Random]

They did. They reviewed all of them up to a point. He went there, made some noise as he tried to argue that no, he was right, then wrote a hatefic about them.

 

[Trombonista]

Dakari-King Mykan is proof that guys can be just as shipping-crazy as girls.

 

[c-no]

I'm pretty sure Project AFTER reviewed some of his fanfics.

They did Saney, they did a mock on some fan-fics of his (My Brave Unicorn I believe it's called and some other fan-fic that crossed Yu-Gi-Oh with Totally Spies).

Dakari-King Mykan is proof that guys can be just as shipping-crazy as girls.

When you have a guy who said the season finale of Teen Titans gave him ptsd (or something like that) due to Beast Boy not hooking up with Terra, you can see how crazy a guy can be just like a gal when it comes to these fandom shippings.

 

[Le Bateleur]

Based only on the title I came here expecting to learn about a young bartender struggling to overcome his severe dyslexia and make the best daiquiris the world had ever seen. I am disappoint.

 

[Judge Holden]

Ah this degenerate, i remember mentioning him a while ago on the brony thread after discovering he managed to somehow delve a level of faggotry beneath even the most depraved brony by declaring the concept of friendship itself to be evil and declring war on MLP with his fascist mary sue-topia fapfic

Here is is justification. CAN YOU WITHSTAND THE TIDE OF AUTISM!?

 

[c-no]

Ah this degenerate, i remember mentioning him a while ago on the brony thread after discovering he managed to somehow delve a level of faggotry beneath even the most depraved brony by declaring the concept of friendship itself to be evil and declring war on MLP with his fascist mary sue-topia fapfic

Here is is justification. CAN YOU WITHSTAND THE TIDE OF AUTISM!?

I watched this video before and really, one can succeed without college but that would take much more effort wouldn't it? Especially when going against those who have degrees or even experience gained from going to college? Seriously, why use the Star Wars styled text movement? As for friends, perhaps he is terrible at choosing his friends and even then, he stopped at age 9. Really, it isn't hard to make a friend, especially if you share a common interest with someone and use some time to get to know them. As for fictional couples, this is why people use fan-fiction with their shippings (Plus, Link and Zelda is a different person in some games so it's not always the same Link and Zelda if he doesn't know that). Plus, despising a pony princess because she represents love. That deserves nothing but a laugh. As much as how Chris failed his love quest and all, at least he didn't give up compared to Mykan.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Ah this degenerate, i remember mentioning him a while ago on the brony thread after discovering he managed to somehow delve a level of faggotry beneath even the most depraved brony by declaring the concept of friendship itself to be evil and declring war on MLP with his fascist mary sue-topia fapfic

Here is is justification. CAN YOU WITHSTAND THE TIDE OF AUTISM!?

Wow. That was pathetic. The way he talks is just pleading for attention and sympathy, when all he really deserves is scorn for being a whiny, lazy ass. He's all like "I've trained myself to be stronger than my biological urges, look how superior I am to all who need romance!"
And then he says "My fanfics keep me strong..."
I have a pretty good idea of what he means by that.

 

[c-no]

Wow. That was pathetic. The way he talks is just pleading for attention and sympathy, when all he really deserves is scorn for being a whiny, lazy ass. He's all like "I've trained myself to be stronger than my biological urges, look how superior I am to all who need romance!"
And then he says "My fanfics keep me strong..."
I have a pretty good idea of what he means by that.

May I take a guess say that his fanfics keep him strong in not getting romance because fears getting spurned by a person he takes a liking to? Would it also mean that deep down, he isn't superior to those who need romance since his fan-fics have someone, even a self-insert having a love interest? Also if I recall correctly, this guy might have a crush on Princess Celestia of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

 

[A Random]

What makes you say that?

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

They did Saney, they did a mock on some fan-fics of his (My Brave Unicorn I believe it's called and some other fan-fic that crossed Yu-Gi-Oh with Totally Spies).

And the hate-fic, can't forget the hate-fic.

 

[c-no]

And the hate-fic, can't forget the hate-fic.

Don't remember coming across the hate-fic but man, does Mykan come off as a lol-cow with all this. I mean his video that Holden posted here, his reasons for My Brave Unicorn, and for all his hate of MLP, he seems to have a crush on Celestia. At least there exist fan-art that mocks his three horned alicorn OC who apparently is self-insert of Mykan (who also lived for thousands of years compared to Celestia which makes the latter possibly a child in terms of age to Mykan's three horned OC).

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Don't remember coming across the hate-fic but man, does Mykan come off as a lol-cow with all this. I mean his video that Holden posted here, his reasons for My Brave Unicorn, and for all his hate of MLP, he seems to have a crush on Celestia. At least there exist fan-art that mocks his three horned alicorn OC who apparently is self-insert of Mykan (who also lived for thousands of years compared to Celestia which makes the latter possibly a child in terms of age to Mykan's three horned OC).

He does, doesn't he?

Oh and here's PA's riff on the hate fic: http://www.projectafterforums.com/index.php?showtopic=1717

 

[c-no]

He does, doesn't he?

Oh and here's PA's riff on the hate fic: http://www.projectafterforums.com/index.php?showtopic=1717

Oh joy, his attack on Project After. This will be entertaining. While I'm at it, I may as well try and find the mock on his Yu-Gi-Oh Totally Spies cross-over fic.

From his YouTube:

I've seen YouTube poops that are better than this. Really, still images and MSPaint with slight and I mean slight animation.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

When you have a guy who said the season finale of Teen Titans gave him ptsd (or something like that) due to Beast Boy not hooking up with Terra, you can see how crazy a guy can be just like a gal when it comes to these fandom shippings.

I remember that episode. I found it surprisingly mature for a fairly fun, light hearted show. Shame he saw it as some goofy shipping thing as opposed to a well written series finale.

Oh well. Lulz at being anti-friendship. What a goof.

And then he says "My fanfics keep me strong..."

This is the funniest thing I've read in quite awhile.