Skitzocow Dan Cilley - autistic self-help guru/diet expert

[Dave Meltzer]

Dan posted some short videos on his regular "Dan Cilley" channel today. In the "Lazy--due to Gluten" video, he says that his father had $101,000 in the bank when he died. Instead of leaving the money to Dan, or any of his autistic kids, or even the normie girls, he left it to a friend. So Dan's possible last shot at getting off Skid Row went awry.

Even if he left some money to his kids I wouldn't be surprised if he wrote Dan out due to the money he owed him.

People in his youtube comments really need to read up on Schizoaffective Disorder. Totally foolish and a waste of their time trying to reason with him. From Mayo Clinic:

Signs and symptoms of schizoaffective disorder depend on the type — bipolar or depressive type — and may include, among others:

• Delusions — having false, fixed beliefs, despite evidence to the contrary
• Hallucinations, such as hearing voices or seeing things that aren't there
• Symptoms of depression, such as feeling empty, sad or worthless
• Periods of manic mood or a sudden increase in energy with behavior that's out of character
• Impaired communication, such as only partially answering questions or giving answers that are completely unrelated
• Impaired occupational, academic and social functioning
• Problems with managing personal care, including cleanliness and physical appearance

 

[strandedcastaway]

Even if he left some money to his kids I wouldn't be surprised if he wrote Dan out due to the money he owed him.

People in his youtube comments really need to read up on Schizoaffective Disorder. Totally foolish and a waste of their time trying to reason with him. From Mayo Clinic:

Well Dan specifically said none of the kids got any money and while Dan is delusional he doesn't usually lie. Since Stewart played a big role in fucking the kids up in the first place, it's pretty harsh he denied them any money to even support themselves. Guy was a scumbag to the end.

I think the commenters that aren't kissing Dan's ass just enjoy trying to set him off. No one left watching at this point is reasoning with him. All Dan does is reply with gibberish and block commenters so it's pretty useless to troll him.

 

[MeowZedong]

So... yeah. Here to see what all the fuss is about. Triumphantly made it through the whole thread so I could join the 6 of you. In my armchair opinion, Cilley is definitely sociopathic.

 

[Shrimply Pibbles]

So... yeah. Here to see what all the fuss is about. Triumphantly made it through the whole thread so I could join the 6 of you. In my armchair opinion, Cilley is definitely sociopathic.

Dan used to be A LOT more entertaining. It's all just boring and sad now.

 

[Christof]

So... yeah. Here to see what all the fuss is about. Triumphantly made it through the whole thread so I could join the 6 of you. In my armchair opinion, Cilley is definitely sociopathic.

WRONG. Dan is autistic to the core. Sociopaths/psychopaths can pretend to be normal and have good social skills. He also talks about feeling guilty in a lot of his videos. He only has a parasitic lifestyle because hes a hardcore autist that can't function in the real world. READ THE THREAD AGAIN.

t. Watched 100+ hrs of Cilley's rambling videos

Dan posted some short videos on his regular "Dan Cilley" channel today. In the "Lazy--due to Gluten" video, he says that his father had $101,000 in the bank when he died. Instead of leaving the money to Dan, or any of his autistic kids, or even the normie girls, he left it to a friend. So Dan's possible last shot at getting off Skid Row went awry.

Sad, I don't like Stewart anymore. Died of heart disease because he ate too many animal products, if he ate the freshest fruits and vegetables he wouldn't have gotten clogged arteries. Should've listened to Dan. Poetic justice.

 

[strandedcastaway]

Dan's been posting a lot lately. If you liked his original insanity he's just as insane as he used to be.

People here and on Dan's YouTube told him to take the plea bargain for recording and posting sexually explicit messages about that 15-year-old so he wouldn't be a registered sex offender. He was too autistic/stupid and went to jail. Now Dan has been living on welfare and whining for the past couple years, not doing much except having his father die. But finally he actually applied at a truck driving school (granted a guy who is afraid to drive would never make it as a truck driver, but for Dan it is progress), but shockingly the company didn't want a sex offender driving around the country representing them. Some people are too stupid to function, and Dan is one of them. Of course Dan said he should have been hired because the people there are shorter than him, he's good looking and has never tried alcohol, so he's a better person.

Dan's a rejected sex offender again

 

[Toasty]

Had a good laugh at that sour grapes video. He thinks all you need to do for a CDL is get in a cab, drive down to the MVA, take a test, and voila! Truck driver! Who needs driver school? I guess learning interstate and inter-state regulations, the mathematics of weight and axle balancing, the endless logs and record keeping, the time management, the convoluted payment methods, the hazmat regs will all just magically appear in your mind once you are out there on the road with thousands of pounds behind you. Oh, you didn't learn about the capacity of your hydrolic brakes with this particular load on this particular grade? Sorry. You're fucked, and so are the 5 people in the cars you just plowed through. On the off chance you get out, do you know accident protocols?

Ok, I'm done. My for realsies twin is a driver, and Dan-o's lack of clue is both hilarious and infuriating.

 

[deus et ursa]

Dan getting bounced out at the first opportunity from the (admittedly half-baked) plan he's been mulling for years, makes me feel sad for him. He's not necessarily a bad person, just a hapless lunatic.

 

[Dave Meltzer]

Damn I've never seen these images before. Looking at the date they were posted it looks like it was before Dan was arrested. He was actually aware of the law he end up breaking and going to Jail for eventually.

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[strandedcastaway]

For what it's worth, which isn't much, that's actually a different girl than the one he went to jail for because she wasn't Asian.

But yeah, Dan's second obsession after food is each state's laws for sex with underage girls. He's quoted them many times and compared/contrasted one state with another. Lately it's more food and how fat women are evil though.

 

[deus et ursa]

He's degenerated to spending 95% of his income on restaurant meals of verboten foods again

 

[Dave Meltzer]

For what it's worth, which isn't much, that's actually a different girl than the one he went to jail for because she wasn't Asian.

But yeah, Dan's second obsession after food is each state's laws for sex with underage girls. He's quoted them many times and compared/contrasted one state with another. Lately it's more food and how fat women are evil though.

Yeah I didn't think it was the same girl just that he had a clue what he was getting himself into. This was a mistake on my part as I had forgotten a detail. He was arrested in late December/Early January but his first contact with the police over the incident happened in September when he was told to stop filming, and making sexual remarks, to kids. Which makes sense for when he would have been told about the law he broke. That exchange with Jeremy was a month after the police first visited Dan.

 

[deus et ursa]

0:20 - 5:20

Dan sings a heartfelt autobiographical song

26:25

Kim is on the receiving end of a full-bore "Hello"

 

[I'd buy that for a dollar]

lmao after 28:00 they were disagreeing about where she was born. "I born in Ameica"

But yeah, start watching from 26:25 for the autism, y'know? Y'know?

 

[Dave Meltzer]

Alright so this was a new one. Dan explaining how he doesn't use a toilet brush to clean the toilet but instead uses his hand. He shows his sex toy at the 13 minute mark.

 

[strandedcastaway]

This one is nicely insane too, where he picks apart each member of a Mormon choir screaming "Owww" and "Fat" at them for three minutes, then says "Looks don't matter", then goes back to calling them "hogs".

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[Aviva's Biotech-Breakdown]

So anyone know what Danny's been up to this past month?

 

[darth_hendrix]

Well it's been a while since I've watched any of Dan but, as I've been busy living my own LTBLP philosophy I couldn't help but wonder - did Dan actually have an unironic influence for me to get my own shit together? When I first started watching his videos I was in the same basic rut as he was, (albeit not nearly as bad) and had not much going on. Now I'm eating healthier than ever (major cutback on meats, replaced much with the healthiest fruits and vegetables, a lot of which homegrown), staying active, 90% cutback on alcohol and weed, and even planning on going back to University to proceed even further. I even found it sort of inspiring to notice how bulked up Dan could get just from basic exercises in his closet-sized apartment (minus the "boot and chair" lifting weights). I don't credit Dan entirely but I can't help but recall how I would ironically repeat some of Dan's mantras to myself while I'm doing all this shit and can't help but wonder how much of what he's said has subconsciously helped me out of that rut, some 4 years ago. Anyone else feel this way?
That being said, what's our boy up to these days? Anything new to report, or has everyone else given up on his incessant whining?

 

[strandedcastaway]

Well it's been a while since I've watched any of Dan but, as I've been busy living my own LTBLP philosophy I couldn't help but wonder - did Dan actually have an unironic influence for me to get my own shit together? When I first started watching his videos I was in the same basic rut as he was, (albeit not nearly as bad) and had not much going on. Now I'm eating healthier than ever (major cutback on meats, replaced much with the healthiest fruits and vegetables, a lot of which homegrown), staying active, 90% cutback on alcohol and weed, and even planning on going back to University to proceed even further. I even found it sort of inspiring to notice how bulked up Dan could get just from basic exercises in his closet-sized apartment (minus the "boot and chair" lifting weights). I don't credit Dan entirely but I can't help but recall how I would ironically repeat some of Dan's mantras to myself while I'm doing all this shit and can't help but wonder how much of what he's said has subconsciously helped me out of that rut, some 4 years ago. Anyone else feel this way?
That being said, what's our boy up to these days? Anything new to report, or has everyone else given up on his incessant whining?

Except for the fact that Dan doesn't eat healthy (eats junk most of the time, gave himself gout, has yellow skin), and doesn't work or have an education, it's almost the same thing...but if you're really going to copy Dan you should drop out of school, move to Skid Row, and date a schizophrenic woman who won't fuck you.

Dan was gone for about a month. He was talking about not paying his Internet bill, being down to using his old phone, and maybe becoming homeless, so not surprised he couldn't upload for a while. But you have good timing because he's back today with a new live stream. This time he says he's working out again, going to move to Short Creek, screeching a lot. Same script, manic day.

 

[Dave Meltzer]

He's started working on LTBLP.com/coaching

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I'm sure there will be people lining up to pay Dan to coach them on where to live. The only thing he's qualified to teach here is the no job one. Assuming SSI counts as being your own boss.