Skitzocow Dan Cilley - autistic self-help guru/diet expert

[deus et ursa]

He's started working on LTBLP.com/coaching

http://ltblp.com/coaching/

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I'm sure there will be people lining up to pay Dan to coach them on where to live. The only thing he's qualified to teach here is the no job one. Assuming SSI counts as being your own boss.
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I assume this would be a video course. Hopefully it wouldn't be his normal video format just with different titles. Maybe he could use a greenscreen to fabricate these results he totally achieved himself? I want to see the rural mansion surrounded by fields of thefreshestfruitsandvegetables and sister-wives walking around in the background.

 

[paperbag]

or have an education

He actually does have an education. He did an Associate's Degree in accounting (his Dad was an accountant). I've never heard him speak on whether he's interested in accounting or not and/or whether he's tried to get a job in that area though.

It's quite strange. Dan has fairly decent computer skills/knowledge compared to your average Joe but he never talks about wanting to get into than area either.

 

[deus et ursa]

That's interesting. Not that it's rocket science, but I did notice in the past that Dan is fast with mental arithmetic.

 

[paperbag]

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

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Regardless if you agree with the idea espoused here, this is a case of a pot calling a kettle black to the umpteenth degree.

 

[Dave Meltzer]

Dan just did the most Dan Cilley thing ever. He is live streaming on the LTBLP Live channel on youtube. He was talking to someone on the phone and just gave out his social security number on air.

 

[I'd buy that for a dollar]

That video is deleted, I skimmed through his donation drive video from 5 days ago, he said he was getting evicted the next day unless 400 dollars were raised and talking about getting a job, talking about going to Ukraine where people are happy and healthy and there are white and young (the freshest!) women. He offers lifetime fitness coaching at 1777$ but the price may go up in the future, up to 20000$ and his plan is to have, and I quote: "coaching coaches who coach eventually"

He gets asked about Elliot Rogers a lot, he says he sees some similarities with him but doesn't understand why Elliot didn't just go to a better country.

It is a fucking ten and a half hour video, I skimmed through it, seems he had 7 viewers at one point early on. It gets sad towards the end, at 9:59:00 he mentions he raised 7 dollars ... he doesn't talk much, well, I guess he got tired after so many hours.

Donation-raising Livestream

Donate at paypal.me/danielcilley

youtu.be

 

[Dave Meltzer]

He mentioned he has a InterPals Penpals page during that stream. Lists his occupation as Great Person.

InterPals Penpals - dancilley profile

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InterPals Penpals -

InterPals is a friendly community of over 5 million friends, language learners, travelers and penpals. Use InterPals to connect with native speakers, travelers and people from other countries to practice languages, make new friends and make your world more connected and...

www.interpals.net

He's been trying to look professional with the shirt and tie. Goes real well with that hat and work boots.

 

[GilaMonster]

The guy who begs for rent money on livestreams is forfeiting his thirty grand inheritance:

 

[Barbarella]

I hope his siblings are nice enough to put it away for him and at least secretly pay his rent, because somehow I just don’t see Dan reaching his goal of making a million dollars this year.

 

[deus et ursa]

There's almost certainly something more to the situation, but this is the spin he's putting on it to seize a chance to look like a GREAT PERSON!

 

[Dave Meltzer]

Are parents going to Los Angeles with their 14 year old daughters to find them a husband? That would be no Dan but please work up the courage to go up and ask them anyway and record it. Pedophilia and a sideways camera. Dan Cilley in a nutshell.

 

[strandedcastaway]

Dan's doing the same videos as ever, still living on welfare and whining about brown people living off the government. He still accomplished absolutely zero of the things he's been vowing to do for the past decade.

I did like the recent "I am Falling Behind in the Game of Life" video where crazy Kim screams at him for an hour and "alpha" Dan sits there and takes it.

I also noticed Facebook has let his profile and Facebook group stay up---their policy is no sex offenders allowed and he's been deleted several times in the past, but I guess Cuckerberg doesn't care anymore. Unfortunately on YouTube he's turned off all comments so there's not much fun to be had.

 

[deus et ursa]

Psychological test: Is your first reaction to the following image... sheer terror, sheer intrigue, or sheer boredom?

 

[glass_houses]

Psychological test: Is your first reaction to the following image... sheer terror, sheer intrigue, or sheer boredom?

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Sheer boredom. What does this mean? Am I drama seeking or something?

 

[strandedcastaway]

Dan wants a 12-year-old

Dan has lowered his age requirements. At about six minutes in he's following and describing a 12-year-old girl who is "underdeveloped" but Dan views as marriage material. She's young enough that she's holding her mom's hand.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

Dan wants a 12-year-old

Dan has lowered his age requirements. At about six minutes in he's following and describing a 12-year-old girl who is "underdeveloped" but Dan views as marriage material. She's young enough that she's holding her mom's hand.

LAPD, take note. And then please Rodney King this man before he loses it and tries to molest a child in public.

 

[Dave Meltzer]

Dan Cilley on Twitter

“At my wedding streamed LIVE, the bride is white, gorgeous, 14, a virgin, has never kissed a boy before, and her father/mother, relatives, and entire social circle all desire for me to engage in sexual intercourse with her, and are hungry to watch her ecstatically give birth LIVE.”

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Yeah I'm sure the FBI will give you permission to perform sex acts on your 14 year old wife that is giving birth. Make sure to call them and ask.

Dan Cilley on Twitter

“When my underage wife gives birth, it is LIVE on https://t.co/TIA7ql6e7M. I get to do whatever I want, say whatever I want etc. while she is in labor. If I feel like performing sexual acts on her, I will turn off the stream, unless I get federal written permission from the FBI.”

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[I'd buy that for a dollar]

He is going to get a groom called Tyrone and he's not gonna be white. And Tyrone won't ask for federal permission to perform sexual acts on Dan.

Pretty sad to see this level of mental illness. This person is screwed.

 

[Toasty]

When I see him say shit like this I think about all those stupid positive affirmation type stuff he goes in for. He's just speaking his disgusting pedo goals into reality. You know, like ' The Secret' . If he convinces himself that his disgusting pedo dreams are true, they will happen.
Let's all just hope that he doesn't figure out that you actually have to take steps to work towards those goals every day. The point of repeating the affirmations is to help keep you goal oriented.
The only way he can make steps to achieve his end disgusting pedo end goal is by finding the right bizarre hill folk cult family with a little girl that they will willingly sell to a stranger, so he keep her prisoner to ensure that she is never kissed, or been on a date, so that when she is married at 14, she doesn't even know enough to run away.
Let's just hope he stays in the affirmation phase and just expects the things he wants to just magically appear.