Skitzocow Dan Cilley - autistic self-help guru/diet expert

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

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Dan Cilley on Twitter

“At my wedding streamed LIVE, the bride is white, gorgeous, 14, a virgin, has never kissed a boy before, and her father/mother, relatives, and entire social circle all desire for me to engage in sexual intercourse with her, and are hungry to watch her ecstatically give birth LIVE.”

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Yeah I'm sure the FBI will give you permission to perform sex acts on your 14 year old wife that is giving birth. Make sure to call them and ask.
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Dan Cilley on Twitter

“When my underage wife gives birth, it is LIVE on https://t.co/TIA7ql6e7M. I get to do whatever I want, say whatever I want etc. while she is in labor. If I feel like performing sexual acts on her, I will turn off the stream, unless I get federal written permission from the FBI.”

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Fuck, this has gone long past the point of him just being a lunatic; the man's a kiddy-rapist on the make. Sorry that I keep repeating myself, but I've seen this dude spiral down from a really bad place to a place where he's a clear and present danger. It's a shame we can't put people in asylums anymore.

 

[strandedcastaway]

Dan was gone from YouTube for quite a while. I thought maybe the 'rona got him but he's returned to posting. Same stuff as the old days with the renewed emphasis on 14-year-old virgins. Today within 5 minutes he posted both "Real Life is Like a Nightmare" (if you know Dan, you don't need me to tell you that this isn't about coronavirus but about his lack of sex...it's the same stories he's been telling for a decade now) AND "The Evidence is Mounting that I am a Great Person" (and you don't need me to tell you that this is not because he's accomplished anything or how he treats people but because he hasn't smoked and doesn't drink). Still a crazy bastard.

 

[GilaMonster]

Here's Dan saying how he wants to "own" women, specifically 14 year olds who will wholly commit themselves to him .

 

[The Grinch]

Here's Dan saying how he wants to "own" women, specifically 14 year olds who will wholly commit themselves to him .

Sounds like a pretty cool guy.

 

[GilaMonster]

Sounds like a pretty cool guy.

He gets it from his dad.

 

[PissPool]

Oh hey, Dan is still around! He’s a lot like Lucas Werner, only obsessed over health food. Nice to see he hasn’t changed a bit.

 

[Dave Meltzer]

Did any of you happen to watch this video and catch what happened that has commenters freaking out? The video has 1 thumbs up and 29 down and has much more views than he usually gets. No one has posted a timestamp in the comments and I'm banned from commenting to ask one of them.

 

[strandedcastaway]

I'm assuming it was shared to a DTLA Facebook or Reddit, or maybe some people searching on "masks" and "LA" found it? Though it only has 300 views, most of Dan's other recent videos have much fewer. So let's see.....

Around 43 minutes Dan flat-out says you have to "accost" underage girls, and 13-year-old girls.
Then at 53:30 he yells "Seven's open!" (the checkout lane) at Kim about 30 times, then he obsesses over it for a while.
Around 1 hour 15 minutes he says most black people do drugs, then he wants to know why we don't pass laws to "control women" and "keep them from doing anything". He then says women are immoral, need to be controlled, and kept at home.

For new female viewers, I can see why all of that would get thumbs down.

 

[Dave Meltzer]

I'm assuming it was shared to a DTLA Facebook or Reddit, or maybe some people searching on "masks" and "LA" found it? Though it only has 300 views, most of Dan's other recent videos have much fewer. So let's see.....

Around 43 minutes Dan flat-out says you have to "accost" underage girls, and 13-year-old girls.
Then at 53:30 he yells "Seven's open!" (the checkout lane) at Kim about 30 times, then he obsesses over it for a while.
Around 1 hour 15 minutes he says most black people do drugs, then he wants to know why we don't pass laws to "control women" and "keep them from doing anything". He then says women are immoral, need to be controlled, and kept at home.

Thanks for the run down. I found where they all came from. Someone with a channel with over 100k subscribers did a video 5 days ago that covered Dan. Which explains some of the comments that seem unrelated to the video they are commenting on.

 

[Dave Meltzer]

So Dan thought it would be a good idea to yell at protesters to stay out of the road and on the sidewalk. Not surprisingly he was attacked. Alpha male Dan posted a video about this while crying.

 

[Accostus]

Another YouTube channel with 70k+ subscribers discovered Dan a few weeks back, and also features this thread! -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zI64fbwbTcU

 

[GilaMonster]

So Dan thought it would be a good idea to yell at protesters to stay out of the road and on the sidewalk. Not surprisingly he was attacked. Alpha male Dan posted a video about this while crying.

Of course the guy who records endless hours of boring, rambling video didn't record the actual confrontation.

 

[Dave Meltzer]

Of course the guy who records endless hours of boring, rambling video didn't record the actual confrontation.

He was also right in the middle of protests and for once could have shown something people might want to see. Instead he kept the camera zoomed in on his nose hair and yellow teeth.

 

[Dave Meltzer]

Finally an entertaining Dan video. He gets thrown out of the mall for trying to get a black guy thrown out of the mall for saying the word shit basically. "Faggot ass motherfucker no one wears their pants that high." Dan does wear his pants like someone from Little Rascals.

One of the funniest moments in a Dan video ever is at the 9:15 mark when Dan starts screaming out of fear. "Stay away from me! I'm threatened by you! I'm scared!" What an alpha male. It might be the loudest I've ever heard someone scream. It was definitely a Rain Man "hot water burn baby" moment.

I haven't watched the manic video afterwards where he recaps. It did start out with him saying that maybe the security guards didn't respect him because he's sweaty and hasn't showered in at least 10 days so they could smell him. You can tell by the thumbnail that is true. Looks revolting.

 

[strandedcastaway]

I haven't been paying attention to Dan lately so I missed this; thanks for posting. He's definitely been more confrontational lately, though "confrontational" for Dan means being 230 pounds yet screaming in terror and hiding behind four security guards. Really rare seeing him post a video where he gets mocked, called a fag, and threatened by some random, and then security takes the drunk guy's side because Dan looks like a dirty, homeless bum.

Dan also actually got a job and worked for a few days for a moving company before he woke up one morning and decided the people there weren't happy enough. Yes, I'm sure it's a joy hauling people's crap around all day. But that's a common theme for Dan---everyone should be overjoyed to deal with him, and if they're not it's his excuse to go back to his room and sit there all day collecting welfare.

 

[GilaMonster]

I haven't been paying attention to Dan lately so I missed this; thanks for posting. He's definitely been more confrontational lately, though "confrontational" for Dan means being 230 pounds yet screaming in terror and hiding behind four security guards. Really rare seeing him post a video where he gets mocked, called a fag, and threatened by some random, and then security takes the drunk guy's side because Dan looks like a dirty, homeless bum.

Dan also actually got a job and worked for a few days for a moving company before he woke up one morning and decided the people there weren't happy enough. Yes, I'm sure it's a joy hauling people's crap around all day. But that's a common theme for Dan---everyone should be overjoyed to deal with him, and if they're not it's his excuse to go back to his room and sit there all day collecting welfare.

Beyond the mall explosion, his shit has been so boring lately I forget to scrub through his slogs to get an update on the job. Should have figured he'd immediately blame everyone else for his laziness.

 

[paperbag]

I've been quite impressed with Dan lately. He's been applying for jobs and working jobs. Seems like he's finally pulled his finger out and is doing stuff as opposed to doing nothing at all and living in fantasy land. I tentatively wait for his next update.

 

[GilaMonster]

Dan makes a citizen's arrest.

 

[strandedcastaway]

I've been quite impressed with Dan lately. He's been applying for jobs and working jobs. Seems like he's finally pulled his finger out and is doing stuff as opposed to doing nothing at all and living in fantasy land. I tentatively wait for his next update.

He works temp jobs for a day and then quits because they're not fun, he got welfare money, people there aren't positive, etc. I guess for Dan that's impressive but he's 35 and still living on Skid Row and can't hold a job.

Dan makes a citizen's arrest.

That's the first time I've ever seen Dan actually hit someone else. He's getting confronted more and now he's fighting back. Of course, being Dan, he didn't record the guy allegedly hitting him first (Dan said the guy "patted him on the back", then by the next video it was an assault), but he did record HIMSELF kicking that homeless guy down over and over while the crowd yells at him. But then the homeless guy did come back after him.

I did find it funny that the "woman" walking Dan down when he flees the scene at 3:20 is literally the opposite of Dan's ideal woman.

Seriously though, Dan's going to get fucked up or hurt someone pretty soon.

 

[paperbag]

Dan's cleaning up skid row one punch at a time!

Seriously though, Dan's going to get fucked up or hurt someone pretty soon.

Or get in trouble with the law again...

Also, anyone notice that this latest incident took place in the exact same spot as the incident where Dan shouted at the top of his lungs?