Skitzocow Dana Marie Cain / Oracle of Venus / The Scorpion - Divorced Batshit Space Demon Waitress with NPD, Gangstalked by Alphabet Agencies, "Pretending to be Rеtarded", #SaveJoelIrish

anameisaname

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That was the worlds lamest hurricane. Southside didn't get hit all all my my friend who lives in the woodlands got her car flooded
Glad you're ok stay safe.

Dana does the quantum bondage.


And creates a knockoff of the knockoff lore.


Dana and her criminal record certainly demonstrate balance.


Dana is big-brain. But also isn't?


Dana will sacrifice everyone to the big lolcow in the sky.
And the stars are alive with the sound of fake wine.
 
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CrazyAsHell

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So nice that dumpster has found enough people who share her crazy bullshit. Waiting for the day that she starts tarding out on one of them because they question something she says. It's bound to happen since her entire feed is full of narcissists and will surely start turning on each other.
 

anameisaname

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In which Dana makes an iffy comparison.
Or a yo mama joke?
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DJ dumpster Dana continues to quote more random songs.
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Dana loves the high fantasy.

And would be happy to join a space-schizo book club.

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But not the tugboat, that's an objective good...

Dana read Ayn Rand? What the fuck?
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Everything is always awful with Dana.
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I'm sure all of Dana's neighbors love her meth-filled ramblings at 3 am.
Because everything is about her neighbors, not about her being a good neighbor.
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Dana is the big brain galaxy-woke sort.
But still blamed boozing for all her antics.

Oh god no. Or make an only fan's lol.
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:story:

Dana wants to throw gin bottles at her exes with impunity.
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Internet tough guy.

Dana will fight you in the street.

Doesn't that mean you both lost?
"I would never engage in a fist fight with a man. " > "If i need to stop a man I won't give him the chance to raise a hand to me."
How?
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Dana "Everything is a woman" Marie Cain.
So why is the future female if supposedly every abstract spiritual concept has a vagina?
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The irony of talking about this is lost on Dana.
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Daughter Banana becomes the tomato in the mirror.
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"Politics"
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Dana tries numerology.

I guess the Secret Service and NCIS were too busy to do anything about Dana's own personal Pizzagate.

Relevance?

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Only Dana gets to tell people what to do.
So wait, she wants governors to issue an order making her legally a god? Or..
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CrazyAsHell

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Dana wants to throw gin bottles at her exes with impunity.
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Internet tough guy.

Dana will fight you in the street.

Doesn't that mean you both lost?
"I would never engage in a fist fight with a man. " > "If i need to stop a man I won't give him the chance to raise a hand to me."
How?
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Dana "Everything is a woman" Marie Cain.
So why is the future female if supposedly every abstract spiritual concept has a vagina?
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The irony of talking about this is lost on Dana.
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Daughter Banana becomes the tomato in the mirror.
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"Politics"
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Dana tries numerology.

I guess the Secret Service and NCIS were too busy to do anything about Dana's own personal Pizzagate.

Relevance?

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Only Dana gets to tell people what to do.
So wait, she wants governors to issue an order making her legally a god? Or..
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LOL "you aren't kings and you're not running a dictatorship". Next line "not in the house of the Goddess". Sounds like it's not a dictatorship UNLESS it is HERE that is the dictator. Yo DD.....NO ONE is scared of you!
 

Madi76Fangirl

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LOL "you aren't kings and you're not running a dictatorship". Next line "not in the house of the Goddess". Sounds like it's not a dictatorship UNLESS it is HERE that is the dictator. Yo DD.....NO ONE is scared of you!
Didn't she throw a jar of weed at her ex? Oh and punch him multiple times? Yet, she doesn't condone resorting to violence. She is just too funny or maybe juat forgetful. Neither? Oh right, psychotic. 😆
 

SS Reichsmarshall

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Didn't she throw a jar of weed at her ex? Oh and punch him multiple times? Yet, she doesn't condone resorting to violence. She is just too funny or maybe juat forgetful. Neither? Oh right, psychotic. 😆
Always funny when these idiot cows think that they are somehow better than "those methheads" No Dana, you are just as ugly, psychotic, and retarded as the Portland methheads.
 

anameisaname

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Dana sees the magic in everything.
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Maybe all 8 balls these days.
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Why do so many cows like talking about rape?
"I seriously doubt this scenario ended in rape. He is clearly faster than her and got away. Let's hope she got help for her mental issues."
Somehow this reminds me of Dana and her interesting marriage...
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Actually this one brought up rape first.

Dana got raped? Is this another thing she'll blame on the government spies?
"I've never met a man who will admit he was violently overpowered by a woman though I'm certain it has happened."
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Meth withdrawl can cause nausea.
So I think that's more where Dana's "Your body will tell you what it needs." philosophy is most applicable.

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These people are a great influence to anyone with schizophrenia...
Literally nothing about light they said was correct...

What the fuck?
I mean, there are a lot of Muhammads that like to play with explosives, so maybe?

I don't think that's your birth name.
So your identity being what it is, maybe Dana translates to "crazy hoe" in Sanskrit.
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Some places have lists of mandatory vaccinations, generally they're highly recommended to that point anyway.
Evidently Dana doesn't visit doctors for any reasons except to harass them and accuse them of some bizarre plot against her.
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Could you sound like less of a neckbeard though?

Dana also never got smallpox despite all her fake Indian crap, QED bitch!
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Dana doesn't know the difference between RNA and DNA viruses.
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Dana becomes the electoral college.
"I'm not delusional"
Well...
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Dana revisits the classics.
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Dana is the best in the business, of being completely insane.

Dana is very passive aggressive for someone who supposedly destroys government agencies on a weekly basis.

Dana takes on Billary.
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Danas gonna do it.

Dana can't do it.

Dana is legit, and wants everyone to be up on da lore.

Dana was held at gunpoint and drugged within an hour of tweeting.
But y'all need to fix that.
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Schizo-army vs Tism-army.
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In which Dana pokes holes in her own bullshit.

I think Dana is mad one of her husbands ran off.

Dana isn't a Karen, but wants to speak to God's manager.

Dana is the superior waifu.

Dana is a fucking psychopath.
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Dana is or isn't mad about someone being able to be manipulated?
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Dana's ex was French royalty, go figure.

Far as I know the mark of Cain is universally a bad thing...
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CrazyAsHell

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Dana becomes the electoral college.
"I'm not delusional"
Well...
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Dana revisits the classics.
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Dana is the best in the business, of being completely insane.

Dana is very passive aggressive for someone who supposedly destroys government agencies on a weekly basis.

Dana takes on Billary.
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Danas gonna do it.

Dana can't do it.

Dana is legit, and wants everyone to be up on da lore.

Dana was held at gunpoint and drugged within an hour of tweeting.
But y'all need to fix that.
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Schizo-army vs Tism-army.
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In which Dana pokes holes in her own bullshit.

I think Dana is mad one of her husbands ran off.

Dana isn't a Karen, but wants to speak to God's manager.

Dana is the superior waifu.

Dana is a fucking psychopath.
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Dana is or isn't mad about someone being able to be manipulated?
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Dana's ex was French royalty, go figure.

Far as I know the mark of Cain is universally a bad thing...
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She's been sperging for 3 years or better for someone to "fix" us. LOL I see that she is still bitter as fuck and jealous about Steph tho. I love that some things never change!
 

anameisaname

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What?
No wonder she and Jacob get along.
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Dana sounds a lot smarter when put next to someone who's completely incomprehensible.
Black vernacular English: Some other nigger stole all the vowels, u c y?
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Reminds me of that old Abbott and Costello bit.
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With all the "key of time" crap, Dana sounds like a really bad Zelda fanfic.
Also another typo "Erkeshegal", it's supposed to be "Ereshkigal".
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You're also a meth head, is that relevant to divine providence?
Also being left-handed was considered evil in most of the religions you frequently bastardize.

Dana is too smart to retweet a fake cancer kid, even if that's what she just did.
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Dana explains her plan for national hamburger day.
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Times like these I think Dana might be self-aware.
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Dana needs more practice at being human, methinks.
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Dana's wino shirt has great insight.
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Looks like she's in a Bible kind of mood.
Or she just really likes that Phil Collins song from Tarzan.
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Dana says the rapture already happened.
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Dana hopes the rapture kills her deadbeat husband.
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Early onset schizophrenia is incredibly rare, Dana just making shit up and backtracking her life is all but inevitable.
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Dana probably wants to think she's Cassandra, someone who's always right and never listened to.
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Because mythology parallels all of DJ Banana's music tracks.
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Dana tells about the voices and KF.
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Dana contends that stars don't actually exist and are space angels.
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Plastic Inevitable

Varg burned churches, not forests.
True & Honest Fan
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Good lord, I hate to attempt to refute Dana's hallucinations with facts because it's pointless, but...

According to various astrologers' calculations, approximate dates for entering the Age of Aquarius range from CE 1447 (Terry MacKinnell) to CE 3597 (John Addey).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_of_Aquarius

Also 15% of the population of the US is Rh-negative. It's not special.
 

anameisaname

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Dana has LITERALLY died. Duh.
Also the Kiwi-luminati is still after her.
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Because it's all hunky-dory to kill someone once.
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DJ Banana has to raise the roof to defeat the imaginary CIA.
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Dana's Banana-sona really gets around...
This is like the 5th person she seduced, Sleepy Sargon.
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Because the imaginary satanists can drug and rape you, but spying on someone is still illegal.
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Well, there's a lot. Including your own words to go by that she fucked everyone.
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More space and numbers.
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Dana will destroy this world before she lets anyone else save it.

Because even though the visual acuity test is only 170 years old at the latest, it's got some kind of spiritual significance.
Wait till Dana finds all the numbers that exist on a ruler.
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13 = pizza roll
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No, it isn't really that cool.
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If you're immortal, do you really need to eat? Also you said "main source" implying there are other sources.
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Dana says 21=22.
Or portal+portal according to her earlier math.
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Dana is about to go super saiyan on the lizard people.
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I think Dana somehow found a prophecy that she isn't involved in, shocker.
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Dana can't spell Pharaoh, but can promise eternal life or 5$ handjobs.
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The lizard war is all about you Dana, as always...
Because just stopping people from eating children isn't realistic.
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So what will woman be valued for?
Dana's unorthodox solution to pedos of "rapture all children" seems poorly planned.
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Yes Dana 6+5+4+3+2+1=21. I just don't see how that means you aren't insane.
Also how does your lore hold up under a vigesimal system?
Or is magic just a base-10 thing?
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If the lizard people came from space, where did they find children to eat?
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Dana only wants to hurt the mentally ill.
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Dana wants a lizard-nigger police state.
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Dana's Twitter is a real "Zone of Confusion"
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And that arrangement is ass, gas or cash, so long as we're referencing music.
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Darth Banana is now canon in the Danaverse.
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"Astronomy lost its soul."
Did it ever have one?
Or did you fuck up spelling astrology?
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Dana invented her own calendar.

Dana has a Terrylike "You're just a pope" moment.

Dana trolls the Deep State.

Dana has a row about the lizards that are after her. She does think for herself, most meth heads are worried about spiders.
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Dana is a perfect 0

Dana talks about angels coming to/on her, as you do.

Dana's phone battery is magic apparently.

Dana's imaginary friends want to get her arrested, but are somehow more trustworthy than her made up lizard people bullshit.
 
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