LOL GARBAGEMIKE IS FROM HELL....LOL....WTF
Skitzocow Dana Marie Cain / Oracle of Venus / The Scorpion - Divorced Batshit Space Demon Waitress with NPD, Gangstalked by Alphabet Agencies, "Pretending to be Rеtarded", #SaveJoelIrish
Actually, it all kind of makes sense. Her tired, old, already written "stories" are no longer working. Now, she has to write a new one, and what better an opportunity than now since she has a new beau who seems to be just as mentally ill as she is. If he has an alcohol problem as she does, and I think he probably does, it won't be long before he loses his job and family because of her. There is no way this is gonna end well; for either of them. My concern though is that she will eventually get violent again. Either with Mike or his son or someone else in his family.
I remember a vid a bit ago where she mentions meeting Barb on the 25th. That's two days away so that should be interesting. Maybe Barb will "curb stomp" DD like DD is always threatening to do!
She is definitely addressing someone in the videos, it is not always direct and comes in on sporadic slants between those awful shifty lunatic eyes she does.
The last one I caught, "You will be invited to the wedding..." in the last video toward the end.
She thinks that is something she can dangle like bait and I am pretty certain it is intended for Barb.
She is prepping the stage for the 25th, what a absolute psycho and the claws will come out...she will get vicious....no doubt.
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How do you manage to look skeletal and puffy at the same time? Damn she looks rough. She could give that "love has won" lady a run for her money. I'm curious as to why they are no longer occupying the rest of the house. When she wrecked the ATV, she was in a bedroom. She's recorded in other areas. Suddenly the only place we see her is framed by an unfinished shed or maybe basement that looks filthy. No wonder she's pining over Skip ('s paycheck.) Why does he need to borrow her tacky blue sofa? Did rent a center repossess his furniture?
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Hello all you lovely Kiwis! Summertime in my life means I live in my pool so I've been too waterlogged to post but I've been following all the lies & retcons Dumpster has been twisting around in her spaghetti brain. My favorite so far is that Covid masks were required worldwide because Dumpster 'lost her smile'. Not that she malnourished & methed her teeth into rotting out or anything. Nope, not in Bananaland.
Guess her plan to cleanse the shack by having their wedding there IMMEDIATELY was a touch premature. GarbageMike knows all about premature & thanks to Dumpster, we know he does, too!
Haunted by a demon
Yeah bro, you moved the fucking creature into your backyard shed. Alternatively, it could be all the leftover scuzz manifesting since he comes home after hauling literal trash all day & plops his nasty unwashed ass on his Chantal worthy couch. Dumpster has also informed us that he is proud of the fact that his hands are perpetually filth encrusted. Fucking gross af, the both of them. My ass doesn't even sit on a wooden kitchen chair after just mowing my lawn. Imagine the stench between the 2 of them. 
However, her being so excited to show GarbageMike the videos where she admits to dropping suggestions & hints to a half passed out drunk resulted in yet another DFE, so I'm here to drop that missing 2am video.
That's His Job
Dumpster retcons her purely narcissistic FB posts about what an amazing mother she was 10 years ago. Btw, Dumpster, your sperging about KF posts being inadmissible hearsay doesn't hold Wicked Ale. Especially since a lot of my posts are face to face conversations the 2 of us had @ work. I'll happily take the stand to tell the court about your disgusting desperation driven character & abusive nature.
I'm going to lay out exactly what really happened rather than her lies.
Dumpster was born & raised on the extreme poor side of Bloomington, Il. Every single address is on the west end & most are still dumps or empty lots. The dubiously successful branch of the Tinervans had nothing to do with her family. There was 1 dentist & the realtor cousin, Jeff, is also a convicted drug addict that ran property scams.
Fast forward to her marriage to Skip circa the Poulsbo, WA era. Dumpster, for years, has been happily spending all of the money that her husband, not herself, earned. 12k/mo. She literally uses that in job interviews....she was 'in charge' of a monthly budget of 12 grand. Doesn't mention that she drove Skip into bankruptcy in '97, ofc. Or that she managed to rack up thousands & thousands of dollars in credit card debt & left him & the youngest 2 high & dry by cleaning out his bank account a couple of times.
Dumpster has the house & life of her dreams. A husband who isn't around & just sends hefty checks. Dumpster is, at this time, around 300 lbs, covered in zits, never graduated high school (the tales of an Associate's from Commonwealth College are more of her usual alternative facts), has lost custody of 2 children, her 2nd marriage is circling the drain, has had CPS called on her over child #3 (Hi, @Chips dubbo ! Still patiently waiting for more of that Dumpster begging to live in child #4's/Duncan's closet story) , her 1st of 3 RO's, & is an all around dependapotamus.
Skip informs her that the family will be moving to TX for his new assignment. Dumpster has a typical fit (is this where she threw a glass jar of weed @ Skip's head?) but is told in no uncertain terms of the realities of the situation. Everything she has is due to him & his job & that job dictates where the family will be going. She doesn't have to come with them but it's happening.
This is the moment that broke her white trash mind. She was ugly, fat, completely dependent on a husband who didn't want to fuck her lardass anymore & had absolutely nothing of her own. The only other option she had was to move back in with her drunken janitor(s) mother & brother who still lived on the west end of Bloomington.
A plan was hatched.
Dumpster was going to reinvent herself. Still on Skip's dime, of course. That muthafucka was ruining the façade she'd carefully constructed on the cul-de-sac. Damn straight he was going to literally pay for dragging her into a new life she couldn't con her way through. She was going to have try & fit in with a bunch of beautiful richie riches in TX. She was going to become a born again phoenix author with a sassy online presence. She was already blonde & manipulative. She was going to get weight loss surgery, a bunch of prescriptions to keep her thin & blitzed, a phat divorce settlement (& then another from Montgomery County!) & show every damn one of those assholes just how amazing a dirt poor whore could become by running her mouth instead the old way of using it to suck cock for a Commissary pass. Get back what was 'taken from her' indeed. NONE OF IT WAS YOURS TO BEGIN WITH, TWAT.
And now we're on pg 274 of a thread that exposes all her bullshit every step of the way. ETA: And she fucking hates it. And I fucking love it. Die mad, bitch.
P.S. Whoever the hell told her that shade of nail polish looked good is as insane as Dumpster is. Not a suitable for the season or fashionable color & it makes her already tranny hands look like they are about to hand Snow White an apple.
Also, what the hell did @naught do. Tsk tsk tsk you magnificent bastard!
Guess her plan to cleanse the shack by having their wedding there IMMEDIATELY was a touch premature. GarbageMike knows all about premature & thanks to Dumpster, we know he does, too!
Haunted by a demon
Yeah bro, you moved the fucking creature into your backyard shed. Alternatively, it could be all the leftover scuzz manifesting since he comes home after hauling literal trash all day & plops his nasty unwashed ass on his Chantal worthy couch. Dumpster has also informed us that he is proud of the fact that his hands are perpetually filth encrusted. Fucking gross af, the both of them. My ass doesn't even sit on a wooden kitchen chair after just mowing my lawn. Imagine the stench between the 2 of them. However, her being so excited to show GarbageMike the videos where she admits to dropping suggestions & hints to a half passed out drunk resulted in yet another DFE, so I'm here to drop that missing 2am video.
That's His Job
Dumpster retcons her purely narcissistic FB posts about what an amazing mother she was 10 years ago. Btw, Dumpster, your sperging about KF posts being inadmissible hearsay doesn't hold Wicked Ale. Especially since a lot of my posts are face to face conversations the 2 of us had @ work. I'll happily take the stand to tell the court about your disgusting desperation driven character & abusive nature.
I'm going to lay out exactly what really happened rather than her lies.
Dumpster was born & raised on the extreme poor side of Bloomington, Il. Every single address is on the west end & most are still dumps or empty lots. The dubiously successful branch of the Tinervans had nothing to do with her family. There was 1 dentist & the realtor cousin, Jeff, is also a convicted drug addict that ran property scams.
Fast forward to her marriage to Skip circa the Poulsbo, WA era. Dumpster, for years, has been happily spending all of the money that her husband, not herself, earned. 12k/mo. She literally uses that in job interviews....she was 'in charge' of a monthly budget of 12 grand. Doesn't mention that she drove Skip into bankruptcy in '97, ofc. Or that she managed to rack up thousands & thousands of dollars in credit card debt & left him & the youngest 2 high & dry by cleaning out his bank account a couple of times.
Dumpster has the house & life of her dreams. A husband who isn't around & just sends hefty checks. Dumpster is, at this time, around 300 lbs, covered in zits, never graduated high school (the tales of an Associate's from Commonwealth College are more of her usual alternative facts), has lost custody of 2 children, her 2nd marriage is circling the drain, has had CPS called on her over child #3 (Hi, @Chips dubbo ! Still patiently waiting for more of that Dumpster begging to live in child #4's/Duncan's closet story) , her 1st of 3 RO's, & is an all around dependapotamus.
Skip informs her that the family will be moving to TX for his new assignment. Dumpster has a typical fit (is this where she threw a glass jar of weed @ Skip's head?) but is told in no uncertain terms of the realities of the situation. Everything she has is due to him & his job & that job dictates where the family will be going. She doesn't have to come with them but it's happening.
This is the moment that broke her white trash mind. She was ugly, fat, completely dependent on a husband who didn't want to fuck her lardass anymore & had absolutely nothing of her own. The only other option she had was to move back in with her drunken janitor(s) mother & brother who still lived on the west end of Bloomington.
A plan was hatched.
Dumpster was going to reinvent herself. Still on Skip's dime, of course. That muthafucka was ruining the façade she'd carefully constructed on the cul-de-sac. Damn straight he was going to literally pay for dragging her into a new life she couldn't con her way through. She was going to have try & fit in with a bunch of beautiful richie riches in TX. She was going to become a born again phoenix author with a sassy online presence. She was already blonde & manipulative. She was going to get weight loss surgery, a bunch of prescriptions to keep her thin & blitzed, a phat divorce settlement (& then another from Montgomery County!) & show every damn one of those assholes just how amazing a dirt poor whore could become by running her mouth instead the old way of using it to suck cock for a Commissary pass. Get back what was 'taken from her' indeed. NONE OF IT WAS YOURS TO BEGIN WITH, TWAT.
And now we're on pg 274 of a thread that exposes all her bullshit every step of the way. ETA: And she fucking hates it. And I fucking love it. Die mad, bitch.
P.S. Whoever the hell told her that shade of nail polish looked good is as insane as Dumpster is. Not a suitable for the season or fashionable color & it makes her already tranny hands look like they are about to hand Snow White an apple.
Also, what the hell did @naught do. Tsk tsk tsk you magnificent bastard!
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In which Dana mixes legal jargon to the best of her abilities (not much) and gives the rekhapper a momentary nod, continues to try and marginalize Mike as it becomes more and more obvious that neither of them are stable enough for a relationship. (4/10) Probably a leadup to an event, IDK, just has that feeling which is rare in the Danaverse.
In which Dana co-opts a plot allegedly written by Mike about him being a literal demon, Dana ain't fraid, narc bullshit and deathglares at a sleeping Mike ensue. (6/10) Dana constantly staring at a snoring Mike is what saves this from being as sad as it really should be.
In which Dana is determined to do something dumber than usual, asks the haters for help in possibly being complicit in her accidentally killing Mike in one of her fake religious ceremonies. (7/10) This is majorly fucked up, even for Dana...
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Still in the crackshed, still looking dead and gone.
The seeming one time Dana doesn't dress up in fugly pajamas is at like 2AM.
Dana reps the brand of her 10 year history of being a needy psychopath on Facebook.
"Totally admissible evidence..." - Dana, regarding her archive of autism
Dana is drinking, you know, as she often do...
"And, in fact, Facebook is my defender..." - Dana "Suckerberg" Marie
Facebook is the reason Skip is going to Hell, IDK...
Dana dumped her entire 2nd marriage on Mike.
Mike fell in love again after Dana complained at him.
Out with the fake tears...
"I wasn't the guilty one..." - Dana "Felony Assault" Marie
Dana was totally normal before her fake drugging happened, you guiz!
Even in her day, Dana was a complete fucking narc.
Dana isn't a bad mother or wife for abandoning her family/kids.
Dana keeps on using the word "admissible", which it probably isn't, even assuming the most lenient of judges in a libel case.
Dana seems to imply anything the haters post is hearsay?
"All that hearsay, all that fuckin' slander..." (Called it!
)
Dana is a whore in a very objective sense, given she looks like death, is that admissible?
Dana wins her imaginary legal battle against the haters.
Back to Mike, Mike is angry for some reason.
Mike wishes Dana was 20-30 years younger by hyping her Facebook pictures.
Fuck Skip, because Dana is using Mike as a proxy to say so.
Dana forced Mike to sit through her entire Facebook feed.
(You assaulted Skip, why the fuck is this supposed up for debate when even you won't debate it?)
Dana breaks out the mommy talk, and it's pretty fucking gross...
Dana supposedly assembled a bed.
THE CUMSOFA LIVES!!! (Unsurprisingly, even Mike wants to get rid of that fucking thing...)
Mike is building a mancave. (How about finishing the fucking walls first?)
Dana is real proud of her flatpack couch.
"The delicious, nutritious meals I made for my family, just the expense and the bother I went to on behalf of my family..." - Dana "Pizza Rolls" Marie
(Bad move Dana, now Mike won't order in 7 nights a week...)
Psychos cannot possibly cook hypothetical meals like Dana.
Dana continues to cite the legal standards on ethics, runs up against a fucking wall and fails to describe heresay correctly.
KiwiFarms has an agenda, Dana doesn't know what it is.
Dana's testimony is valid because reasons.
"Because I have a whole, tenure, there's a huge chunk of, my life, posted moment by moment on Facebook, that proved that I was never a danger to my children." (And what about all the other shit?)
(Partial track record after the divorce: Said she had a plan to murder skip and get away with it, enabled a drug addict to the point of a cocaine-induced heart attack and has an active restraining order from Joel.)
Dana's children lived an idyllic life, still insists on making Skip responsible despite his work demanding he be away most of the year...
Dana blames the bulimia for her divorce.
"Don't you guys think something is really up here..." (No.)
Dana goes down the rung of legal authority, wishing someone with money would fuck her or hear her out.
Dana thinks the people that hate her don't know anything about her. (Despite the fact I have to correct her on her own fucking life story!)
"This really happened..." (No.)
Dana pretends anyone read her Facebook.
The hater agenda!!!
"There's people who have, my video, they have records of me but, it all gets adulterated and twisted to make me look... like the way they want me to look..."
Dana = wholesome, devout, real pretty, good dresser, good taste, love my kids, good cook.
Dana is doubling down on the domestic goddess crap. Doubles down on the haters being evil.
Says Skip confessed to calling the police. (You were having an episode that later led to a suicidal outburst, no fucking shit!)
(Depressive Dana probably wishes that Skip just shot her so she could be buried in Danaland.)
More about everyone wanting to fuck her.
Everyone is jealous.
Skip was jealous of his wife for doing things for him. (Even Dana admits this argument makes no fucking sense.)
Dana plays 20 questions with narc bullshit.
Skip is the insecure one, says the person who won't shut up 8 years later.
(Funny how Dana thinks of motherhood as a burden whenever it comes up in any other context...)
(You're not the perfect wife.)
Skips sucks because Danaland.
Dana implies a more ongoing conspiracy.
Dana admits she has no fucking clue what she's talking about.
(There sure are a lot of things Dana doesn't understand...)
Mike is a simp as Dana puts words in his mouth.
(Mike totally wishes Dana was 20-30 years younger, and on meds.)
Skip is wrong because Mike is a whore. (To the point where Dana describes him as a literal gigolo.)
The wine is finally hitting Dana.
Back to the demon sperging.
(Even Dana hints that it might be bullshit.)
Mike only exists to placate Dana's violent retarded ass.
Hell is clearly other people. (Or at least Dana.)
Mike will rewrite history for Dana.
(Funny how Dana keeps citing photos from her mid 30s...)
Dana is innocent.
"A guy like that, he's trained... to sniff out, guilty parties..." (Mike isn't going to kill Josh for you, fuck off Dana, you're drunk.)
Mike smells innocence. (And possibly cat piss.)
Dana is fully committed to using Mike as a proxy, if she ever fucks up, it's Mike's fault for trusting her stupid ass.
(Man, Army Rangers have bizarre training...)
Everyone but Dana is guilty.
Fin.
Still in the crackshed, still looking dead and gone.
The seeming one time Dana doesn't dress up in fugly pajamas is at like 2AM.
Dana reps the brand of her 10 year history of being a needy psychopath on Facebook.
"Totally admissible evidence..." - Dana, regarding her archive of autism
Dana is drinking, you know, as she often do...
"And, in fact, Facebook is my defender..." - Dana "Suckerberg" Marie
Facebook is the reason Skip is going to Hell, IDK...
Dana dumped her entire 2nd marriage on Mike.
Mike fell in love again after Dana complained at him.
Out with the fake tears...
"I wasn't the guilty one..." - Dana "Felony Assault" Marie
Dana was totally normal before her fake drugging happened, you guiz!
Even in her day, Dana was a complete fucking narc.
Dana isn't a bad mother or wife for abandoning her family/kids.
Dana keeps on using the word "admissible", which it probably isn't, even assuming the most lenient of judges in a libel case.
Dana seems to imply anything the haters post is hearsay?
"All that hearsay, all that fuckin' slander..." (Called it!
)Dana is a whore in a very objective sense, given she looks like death, is that admissible?
Dana wins her imaginary legal battle against the haters.
Back to Mike, Mike is angry for some reason.
Mike wishes Dana was 20-30 years younger by hyping her Facebook pictures.
Fuck Skip, because Dana is using Mike as a proxy to say so.
Dana forced Mike to sit through her entire Facebook feed.
(You assaulted Skip, why the fuck is this supposed up for debate when even you won't debate it?)
Dana breaks out the mommy talk, and it's pretty fucking gross...
Dana supposedly assembled a bed.
THE CUMSOFA LIVES!!! (Unsurprisingly, even Mike wants to get rid of that fucking thing...)
Mike is building a mancave. (How about finishing the fucking walls first?)
Dana is real proud of her flatpack couch.
"The delicious, nutritious meals I made for my family, just the expense and the bother I went to on behalf of my family..." - Dana "Pizza Rolls" Marie
(Bad move Dana, now Mike won't order in 7 nights a week...)
Psychos cannot possibly cook hypothetical meals like Dana.
Dana continues to cite the legal standards on ethics, runs up against a fucking wall and fails to describe heresay correctly.
KiwiFarms has an agenda, Dana doesn't know what it is.
Dana's testimony is valid because reasons.
"Because I have a whole, tenure, there's a huge chunk of, my life, posted moment by moment on Facebook, that proved that I was never a danger to my children." (And what about all the other shit?)
(Partial track record after the divorce: Said she had a plan to murder skip and get away with it, enabled a drug addict to the point of a cocaine-induced heart attack and has an active restraining order from Joel.)
Dana's children lived an idyllic life, still insists on making Skip responsible despite his work demanding he be away most of the year...
Dana blames the bulimia for her divorce.
"Don't you guys think something is really up here..." (No.)
Dana goes down the rung of legal authority, wishing someone with money would fuck her or hear her out.
Dana thinks the people that hate her don't know anything about her. (Despite the fact I have to correct her on her own fucking life story!)
"This really happened..." (No.)
Dana pretends anyone read her Facebook.
The hater agenda!!!
"There's people who have, my video, they have records of me but, it all gets adulterated and twisted to make me look... like the way they want me to look..."
Dana = wholesome, devout, real pretty, good dresser, good taste, love my kids, good cook.
Dana is doubling down on the domestic goddess crap. Doubles down on the haters being evil.
Says Skip confessed to calling the police. (You were having an episode that later led to a suicidal outburst, no fucking shit!)
(Depressive Dana probably wishes that Skip just shot her so she could be buried in Danaland.)
More about everyone wanting to fuck her.
Everyone is jealous.
Skip was jealous of his wife for doing things for him. (Even Dana admits this argument makes no fucking sense.)
Dana plays 20 questions with narc bullshit.
Skip is the insecure one, says the person who won't shut up 8 years later.
(Funny how Dana thinks of motherhood as a burden whenever it comes up in any other context...)
(You're not the perfect wife.)
Skips sucks because Danaland.
Dana implies a more ongoing conspiracy.
Dana admits she has no fucking clue what she's talking about.
(There sure are a lot of things Dana doesn't understand...)
Mike is a simp as Dana puts words in his mouth.
(Mike totally wishes Dana was 20-30 years younger, and on meds.)
Skip is wrong because Mike is a whore. (To the point where Dana describes him as a literal gigolo.)
The wine is finally hitting Dana.
Back to the demon sperging.
(Even Dana hints that it might be bullshit.)
Mike only exists to placate Dana's violent retarded ass.
Hell is clearly other people. (Or at least Dana.)
Mike will rewrite history for Dana.
(Funny how Dana keeps citing photos from her mid 30s...)
Dana is innocent.
"A guy like that, he's trained... to sniff out, guilty parties..." (Mike isn't going to kill Josh for you, fuck off Dana, you're drunk.)
Mike smells innocence. (And possibly cat piss.)
Dana is fully committed to using Mike as a proxy, if she ever fucks up, it's Mike's fault for trusting her stupid ass.
(Man, Army Rangers have bizarre training...)
Everyone but Dana is guilty.
Fin.
In which Dana co-opts a plot allegedly written by Mike about him being a literal demon, Dana ain't fraid, narc bullshit and deathglares at a sleeping Mike ensue. (6/10) Dana constantly staring at a snoring Mike is what saves this from being as sad as it really should be.
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Crackshed.
Mike snoring in the background, sounding like fucking death.
Boring sweater, more a kind of generic shitty Dana than a specific one.
"Oh, he's snoring right now..." - Dana, being more cunty than usual
"But he says some interesting things, when he's on the edge of sleep..." - Dana "Handie" Marie
Yes, Dana is seriously drinking at like 2 AM.
(Mike's snoring sells Dana's lore quite well. It also clearly bothers her kind of pattern of thinking, so that's a plus.)
Dana starts making faces at Mike, like the eternal 5 year-old she is.
"And we had a really interesting conversation tonight." *LOUD SNORING* - Dana "Comedy of Errors" Marie
Waiting for Dana to no longer grant Mike permission to breathe in his sleep.
"They stripped me of my powers, that's what he said." - Dana "Vegeta" Marie
Mike was a magic trashman before the whole Dana tryst started.
"I was like, who's they?" - Dana, WHO FINALLY GETS TO SEE WHY HER OWN PLOTS SUCK (Will she notice? Fuck you!)
(Dana doesn't answer.)
Did Dana drug Mike or something?
Mike had a hallucination. (Dana describes it as something that only happened to him and not to anyone outside, ergo, tripping balls.)
Dana resents the fact that she's called mentally ill for living in a fantasy land where she isn't (but totally is) a whore.
"I'm extremely spritual..." - Dana "Haloperidol" Marie
(You know most Christians know enough to say that hearing voices or thinking you're Jesus is a bad sign.)
Dana believes in shit that doesn't verifiably exist, but you're the crazy one for not taking it the faith of a drunken slag.
"It's part of my religion." - Dana, who apparently doesn't believe that schizophrenia exists
"Communing with spirits, communing with, another world, communing with... other dimensions, other realms, other plains of reality, you might say. Do it all the time!" - Dana "Danamensional Merge" Marie
(Do you annoy the 5th dimension as much as you annoy the 3rd, Dana?)
Dana uses the "I get inside someone's metaphor" line again, indiating it wasn't a typo the last time.
"And I'm in another dimension..." - Dana, live from the greater Danaverse
(Dana is either severely autistic and lacks all social skills, or is having dissociative episodes so severe that are somehow not ending up on camera?)
Dana's superpower is judging you because your brain doesn't work right, unlike her.
Dana considers trying to mentally break people to be "a nice thing that [she] can do for people."
Dana is on another wavelength, you guiz. (The autism spectrum?)
Dana tries to meet the plebs on their level, see, she is a good person, that's why she talks to everyone like they were retarded.
Dana wishes someone would drink her Kool-Aid.
Dana is a full-blown psychopath. (Albiet not a very good one.)
Relates to Mike, made all the more funny by her sideways bitch faces whenever Mike snores.
(I admire Dana's restraint at trying to kill Mike with a frying pan for interrupting her tedious crap.)
Mike thinks he's a demon. (Fucking
...)
Even Hell doesn't like Dana
"He's, no longer a demon and he's no longer in Hell." (That's not how that works.)
Dana goes her usual divine justice crap.
Mike is obviously depressed again, Dana is too stupid to notice.
Mike's fanfic sounds more interesting than Dana's.
Mike is too much of a pussy to be a demon.
"kind and generous"
Life put Mike through the wringer, much like our princess of insulation.
Mike has some weird psychological complex about his job. (Although Dana doesn't mention if it's the demon one, or the trashmaster one.)
"You have do certain things, right? Your job, and it just, it's part of the job... It's nothing personal, oh, it's nothing personal!" - Dana "Coldsteel" Marie
(Guess she finally quit Big Lots?)
Glowie isn't getting a free pass, Dana goes in a useless pity spiral to make herself feel useful.
Something about cultural values?
"I have to be careful because I understand the term demon... a little differently." (Clearly.)
Lights up a ciggie. (Nice job, asshole, smoking in a room with a man who is sleeping, and clearly has labored breathing.)
Time to fuck with the Buddhiss.
Dana likes the idea of converting demons, given she's the single most inept service person in history, why the fuck not?
(Wow, this sounds like a fairly obvious loophole in theology if you can just be a shitty person in Hell and go to Heaven by default.)
"I literally relieved a guy..." - Dana "Context" Marie
(Oh, she's gonna make this about Banana... Isn't she?)
"And he's sleepin' like a baby over here." - Dana, always the biggest baby in the room
Mike was at the very least drunk while Dana jerked him off and called it an exorcism.
Dana, despite being a goddess of everything but death, didn't know Mike had magic demonic trashman powers.
(Congrats, you're both frauds.)
Calling it now, Mike stole Dana's painkillers.
Dana will run this video by Mike before uploading it. (Ya fucking right...)
"He gets to a certain, state and... stuff comes out of him..." - Dana "Too Easy" Marie
Mike tripping balls and inventing a pseudospiritual outlet for his depression is totally a good sign, you guiz!
(Waiting for Dana to send Mike back to Hell when he gets the good sense to kick her out.)
Dana is a hero because of her retarded antics where she did nothing and somehow found someone retarded enough to placate her fantasies.
God is Dana's "daddy".
(Maybe Mike cheated again and is just trying to soften the blow by falling on Dana's ego rather than her mercy.)
If Dana were evil... (You'd have a much better plot, fucking bimbo.)
Title drop!
"Hell don't want him no more, he's all mine." - Dana "Freddy" Marie
"I'm happy to have him!" (You mean "own him".)
Mike is decent, why are there no hot people with suicidal behaviors...
Mike having an event that if it were true is more traumatic than joyous, this is a good day for Dana though, fuck Mike's sanity!
Fin.
Crackshed.
Mike snoring in the background, sounding like fucking death.
Boring sweater, more a kind of generic shitty Dana than a specific one.
"Oh, he's snoring right now..." - Dana, being more cunty than usual
"But he says some interesting things, when he's on the edge of sleep..." - Dana "Handie" Marie
Yes, Dana is seriously drinking at like 2 AM.
(Mike's snoring sells Dana's lore quite well. It also clearly bothers her kind of pattern of thinking, so that's a plus.)
Dana starts making faces at Mike, like the eternal 5 year-old she is.
"And we had a really interesting conversation tonight." *LOUD SNORING* - Dana "Comedy of Errors" Marie
Waiting for Dana to no longer grant Mike permission to breathe in his sleep.
"They stripped me of my powers, that's what he said." - Dana "Vegeta" Marie
Mike was a magic trashman before the whole Dana tryst started.
"I was like, who's they?" - Dana, WHO FINALLY GETS TO SEE WHY HER OWN PLOTS SUCK (Will she notice? Fuck you!)
(Dana doesn't answer.)
Did Dana drug Mike or something?
Mike had a hallucination. (Dana describes it as something that only happened to him and not to anyone outside, ergo, tripping balls.)
Dana resents the fact that she's called mentally ill for living in a fantasy land where she isn't (but totally is) a whore.
"I'm extremely spritual..." - Dana "Haloperidol" Marie
(You know most Christians know enough to say that hearing voices or thinking you're Jesus is a bad sign.)
Dana believes in shit that doesn't verifiably exist, but you're the crazy one for not taking it the faith of a drunken slag.
"It's part of my religion." - Dana, who apparently doesn't believe that schizophrenia exists
"Communing with spirits, communing with, another world, communing with... other dimensions, other realms, other plains of reality, you might say. Do it all the time!" - Dana "Danamensional Merge" Marie
(Do you annoy the 5th dimension as much as you annoy the 3rd, Dana?)
Dana uses the "I get inside someone's metaphor" line again, indiating it wasn't a typo the last time.
"And I'm in another dimension..." - Dana, live from the greater Danaverse
(Dana is either severely autistic and lacks all social skills, or is having dissociative episodes so severe that are somehow not ending up on camera?)
Dana's superpower is judging you because your brain doesn't work right, unlike her.
Dana considers trying to mentally break people to be "a nice thing that [she] can do for people."
Dana is on another wavelength, you guiz. (The autism spectrum?)
Dana tries to meet the plebs on their level, see, she is a good person, that's why she talks to everyone like they were retarded.
Dana wishes someone would drink her Kool-Aid.
Dana is a full-blown psychopath. (Albiet not a very good one.)
Relates to Mike, made all the more funny by her sideways bitch faces whenever Mike snores.
(I admire Dana's restraint at trying to kill Mike with a frying pan for interrupting her tedious crap.)
Mike thinks he's a demon. (Fucking
...)Even Hell doesn't like Dana
"He's, no longer a demon and he's no longer in Hell." (That's not how that works.)
Dana goes her usual divine justice crap.
Mike is obviously depressed again, Dana is too stupid to notice.
Mike's fanfic sounds more interesting than Dana's.
Mike is too much of a pussy to be a demon.
"kind and generous"
Life put Mike through the wringer, much like our princess of insulation.
Mike has some weird psychological complex about his job. (Although Dana doesn't mention if it's the demon one, or the trashmaster one.)
"You have do certain things, right? Your job, and it just, it's part of the job... It's nothing personal, oh, it's nothing personal!" - Dana "Coldsteel" Marie
(Guess she finally quit Big Lots?)
Glowie isn't getting a free pass, Dana goes in a useless pity spiral to make herself feel useful.
Something about cultural values?
"I have to be careful because I understand the term demon... a little differently." (Clearly.)
Lights up a ciggie. (Nice job, asshole, smoking in a room with a man who is sleeping, and clearly has labored breathing.)
Time to fuck with the Buddhiss.
Dana likes the idea of converting demons, given she's the single most inept service person in history, why the fuck not?
(Wow, this sounds like a fairly obvious loophole in theology if you can just be a shitty person in Hell and go to Heaven by default.)
"I literally relieved a guy..." - Dana "Context" Marie
(Oh, she's gonna make this about Banana... Isn't she?)
"And he's sleepin' like a baby over here." - Dana, always the biggest baby in the room
Mike was at the very least drunk while Dana jerked him off and called it an exorcism.
Dana, despite being a goddess of everything but death, didn't know Mike had magic demonic trashman powers.
(Congrats, you're both frauds.)
Calling it now, Mike stole Dana's painkillers.
Dana will run this video by Mike before uploading it. (Ya fucking right...)
"He gets to a certain, state and... stuff comes out of him..." - Dana "Too Easy" Marie
Mike tripping balls and inventing a pseudospiritual outlet for his depression is totally a good sign, you guiz!
(Waiting for Dana to send Mike back to Hell when he gets the good sense to kick her out.)
Dana is a hero because of her retarded antics where she did nothing and somehow found someone retarded enough to placate her fantasies.
God is Dana's "daddy".
(Maybe Mike cheated again and is just trying to soften the blow by falling on Dana's ego rather than her mercy.)
If Dana were evil... (You'd have a much better plot, fucking bimbo.)
Title drop!
"Hell don't want him no more, he's all mine." - Dana "Freddy" Marie
"I'm happy to have him!" (You mean "own him".)
Mike is decent, why are there no hot people with suicidal behaviors...
Mike having an event that if it were true is more traumatic than joyous, this is a good day for Dana though, fuck Mike's sanity!
Fin.
In which Dana is determined to do something dumber than usual, asks the haters for help in possibly being complicit in her accidentally killing Mike in one of her fake religious ceremonies. (7/10) This is majorly fucked up, even for Dana...
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Crackshack, generic crap Dana with her stupid ponytail that makes her skull look lopsided.
Dana believes in the demon story. (Because of course she fucking does!)
"Because, perception, is, reality." (Told ya.)
(Dana, your perception is getting wasted, racking up DUIs and pretending the whole world wants to see your lumpy sad tits.)
Mike talked about his demons, his literal demons, whilst dating.
Mike believes he's the target of undefined evil.
"Well, I'm certainly no one to throw stones..." - Dana, who accused Joel of being abusive because he was gay.
Mike isn't the only person with a boring story.
Dana is the realest ghostbuster I know.
Dana is being stalked by the worst kind of glowies, the ghost glowies!
Reps the KiwiFarms brand, everyone on KF is a demon.
Batshit sperging, anyone who says demon is a demon.
"Well, when it comes to me, they flat out admit that they're demons and that they're out to get me." - Dana, who took the bait
Nobody can fuck with Dana.
Mike's house is haunted.
Dana has experience with haunted houses.
"Lots of people know, such things, are true." - Dana "Ghostbuster" Marie
Mike's house is haunted by a demon, for no reason.
"I said, well don't worry about it... I, I'm not worried, demons don't scare me, demons do not scare me."
(Dana has nothing to fear but her own lore, rookie mistake, Mike.)
Dana is using her ghost experiences to convince glowie not to fuck with her.
"I, do not, fear, demons."
(Ya, but nobody wants to get within smell range of your unshowered ass.)
"Demons, fear me..." (Name one, shitbag.)
Dana still wishes someone is.
Dana = Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"Only I'm Dana the Demon Hunter."
"That's what I do..." (Really, because this is like the first I heard of demons in months, hobag.)
Dana ain't fraid!
Dana is fearless after, IDK, fucking up 2 marriages?
Dana believes in Mike's demonic sperging because it makes her less useless by comparison.
Dana pretends she saw this coming.
Dana compares Mike's larp to being in prison.
(I really wish Barb or one of Mike's family would come over, Dana is a complete liar, but this is way too involved for her to just invent on her own, I'm worried for Mike.)
(IDK if Dana has ever spent time in jail/prison, but she seems to know a lot because she's a dork.)
Prison is one big summer camp.
"It's not so bad, It's not so bad from what I understand..." - Dana "Institutionalized" Marie
A quick moment to insult people who have been in prison.
Dana considers it mean to not give prisoners a party when they leave prison.
(The level of institutionalism Dana is describing, is very rare and extreme, usually only seen in maxsec prisons. But she still has no idea about statistics, so...)
(On a side note, this now means Mike is officially her prisoner.)
Dana admits their relationship could be fucked now, blames Hell.
"Now he's stuck, he doesn't know what to do!" - Dana, LITERALLY FUCKING SMILING
Dana has apparently fucked a lot of ex-cons.
Dana considers 20-30 years to be a lifetime, despite the fact that she's immortal?
"Like, you're not adjusted to society at all, and this is the concern..." - Dana "Chain Gang" Marie
Dana "Tommy Boy" Marie has a plan, you guiz!
The timing is convenient.
Dana plans to unhaunt their house with her divine hobo stank.
(My bet: shitloads of scented candles and stainless steel appliances!)
Dana actively discourages Mike from getting psychiatric help. (Which is a far cry from moral, even for her.)
Dana considers food part of psychiatry.
Dana will give Mike the manna from Heaven. (More awkward sex.)
Dana wants to use Mike as her magical guinea pig.
This is probably in The Bible because fuck you.
"I'm 100% sure this was prophecied, a long time ago..." - Dana "Wicked Bitch of the West" Marie
Dana trusts glowie to help in the case she accidentally kills Mike, or something.
AIN'T FRAID.
Dana needs your help to convince Mike to, far as I can tell, off himself on camera. (I don't fucking know.)
Dana expects her non-haters (nobody) to have already unfucked her schizo religion.
(Ok, I'm legitimately worried she's going to do something that even sober Dana would find stupid...)
"What's the worst that can happen?" - Dana, whom likes to think she's already killed people
"Well, you guys will be there to make sure it doesn't happen!" - Dana, sacrificing her fake fiance to the internet haters
Everyone believe in Dana because, IDK, she says so?
"If we don't do this, then it's gonna be way worse."
(I'm just getting the image of Dana fighting Satan in her crackshack.)
"Like, you guys can't say no to this..." (Define "this", Dana.)
You need to trust Dana, but also can't say no.
"You can't say no to this because you know what'll happen, if I get my way..." (I'm sure Skip knows what it looks like when you get your way...)
Dana makes more vague threats, nothing is ever her fault, but is, but also isn't because NARC!
Dana braces for failure, then gets indignant, despite the fact she clearly cares more about her delusions than anyone's health or wellbeing...
Dana says the haters have been wrong before. Already scapegoating for her impending manslaughter charge, or something.
Dana isn't wrong because she says so.
The voices in her head are asking the haters to help Dana possibly murder her fiance?
Dana is excited at the prospect of doing a vague thing that may lead to the death of someone else.
If Dana's magic bullshit works...
"They're not just my theories, guys!" - Dana "History Channel" Marie
Dana didn't invent shit, just FIGURED IT OUT.
Dana pretends like anyone owes her anything after acting like a retard on camera for the last 5 years or so.
"What's the harm?" (You just said that it would be "100 times worse", and that was assuming failure, meaning success doesn't look that much better given how much you suck at explaining.)
Dana plans to save the world by possibly killing a demonic garbage man.
Dana is the canary in the coal mine.
"I just need some time, and, ya know, a good hotel rate..." (WHAT THE FUCK...)
Dana is on a timeline, you guiz!
"Root for, this..."
Dana fucking Mike up the ass in a cheap hotel room will lead to peace in our times.
(Shut up, you fucking psychotic asshole!)
True believers will be invited to the wedding.
Fin.
(Jesus, fuck... there is so little that is THIS disturbing...)
Crackshack, generic crap Dana with her stupid ponytail that makes her skull look lopsided.
Dana believes in the demon story. (Because of course she fucking does!)
"Because, perception, is, reality." (Told ya.)
(Dana, your perception is getting wasted, racking up DUIs and pretending the whole world wants to see your lumpy sad tits.)
Mike talked about his demons, his literal demons, whilst dating.
Mike believes he's the target of undefined evil.
"Well, I'm certainly no one to throw stones..." - Dana, who accused Joel of being abusive because he was gay.
Mike isn't the only person with a boring story.
Dana is the realest ghostbuster I know.
Dana is being stalked by the worst kind of glowies, the ghost glowies!
Reps the KiwiFarms brand, everyone on KF is a demon.
Batshit sperging, anyone who says demon is a demon.
"Well, when it comes to me, they flat out admit that they're demons and that they're out to get me." - Dana, who took the bait
Nobody can fuck with Dana.
Mike's house is haunted.
Dana has experience with haunted houses.
"Lots of people know, such things, are true." - Dana "Ghostbuster" Marie
Mike's house is haunted by a demon, for no reason.
"I said, well don't worry about it... I, I'm not worried, demons don't scare me, demons do not scare me."
(Dana has nothing to fear but her own lore, rookie mistake, Mike.)
Dana is using her ghost experiences to convince glowie not to fuck with her.
"I, do not, fear, demons."
(Ya, but nobody wants to get within smell range of your unshowered ass.)
"Demons, fear me..." (Name one, shitbag.)
Dana still wishes someone is.
Dana = Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"Only I'm Dana the Demon Hunter."
"That's what I do..." (Really, because this is like the first I heard of demons in months, hobag.)
Dana ain't fraid!
Dana is fearless after, IDK, fucking up 2 marriages?
Dana believes in Mike's demonic sperging because it makes her less useless by comparison.
Dana pretends she saw this coming.
Dana compares Mike's larp to being in prison.
(I really wish Barb or one of Mike's family would come over, Dana is a complete liar, but this is way too involved for her to just invent on her own, I'm worried for Mike.)
(IDK if Dana has ever spent time in jail/prison, but she seems to know a lot because she's a dork.)
Prison is one big summer camp.
"It's not so bad, It's not so bad from what I understand..." - Dana "Institutionalized" Marie
A quick moment to insult people who have been in prison.
Dana considers it mean to not give prisoners a party when they leave prison.
(The level of institutionalism Dana is describing, is very rare and extreme, usually only seen in maxsec prisons. But she still has no idea about statistics, so...)
(On a side note, this now means Mike is officially her prisoner.)
Dana admits their relationship could be fucked now, blames Hell.
"Now he's stuck, he doesn't know what to do!" - Dana, LITERALLY FUCKING SMILING
Dana has apparently fucked a lot of ex-cons.
Dana considers 20-30 years to be a lifetime, despite the fact that she's immortal?
"Like, you're not adjusted to society at all, and this is the concern..." - Dana "Chain Gang" Marie
Dana "Tommy Boy" Marie has a plan, you guiz!
The timing is convenient.
Dana plans to unhaunt their house with her divine hobo stank.
(My bet: shitloads of scented candles and stainless steel appliances!)
Dana actively discourages Mike from getting psychiatric help. (Which is a far cry from moral, even for her.)
Dana considers food part of psychiatry.
Dana will give Mike the manna from Heaven. (More awkward sex.)
Dana wants to use Mike as her magical guinea pig.
This is probably in The Bible because fuck you.
"I'm 100% sure this was prophecied, a long time ago..." - Dana "Wicked Bitch of the West" Marie
Dana trusts glowie to help in the case she accidentally kills Mike, or something.
AIN'T FRAID.
Dana needs your help to convince Mike to, far as I can tell, off himself on camera. (I don't fucking know.)
Dana expects her non-haters (nobody) to have already unfucked her schizo religion.
(Ok, I'm legitimately worried she's going to do something that even sober Dana would find stupid...)
"What's the worst that can happen?" - Dana, whom likes to think she's already killed people
"Well, you guys will be there to make sure it doesn't happen!" - Dana, sacrificing her fake fiance to the internet haters
Everyone believe in Dana because, IDK, she says so?
"If we don't do this, then it's gonna be way worse."
(I'm just getting the image of Dana fighting Satan in her crackshack.)
"Like, you guys can't say no to this..." (Define "this", Dana.)
You need to trust Dana, but also can't say no.
"You can't say no to this because you know what'll happen, if I get my way..." (I'm sure Skip knows what it looks like when you get your way...)
Dana makes more vague threats, nothing is ever her fault, but is, but also isn't because NARC!
Dana braces for failure, then gets indignant, despite the fact she clearly cares more about her delusions than anyone's health or wellbeing...
Dana says the haters have been wrong before. Already scapegoating for her impending manslaughter charge, or something.
Dana isn't wrong because she says so.
The voices in her head are asking the haters to help Dana possibly murder her fiance?
Dana is excited at the prospect of doing a vague thing that may lead to the death of someone else.
If Dana's magic bullshit works...
"They're not just my theories, guys!" - Dana "History Channel" Marie
Dana didn't invent shit, just FIGURED IT OUT.
Dana pretends like anyone owes her anything after acting like a retard on camera for the last 5 years or so.
"What's the harm?" (You just said that it would be "100 times worse", and that was assuming failure, meaning success doesn't look that much better given how much you suck at explaining.)
Dana plans to save the world by possibly killing a demonic garbage man.
Dana is the canary in the coal mine.
"I just need some time, and, ya know, a good hotel rate..." (WHAT THE FUCK...)
Dana is on a timeline, you guiz!
"Root for, this..."
Dana fucking Mike up the ass in a cheap hotel room will lead to peace in our times.
(Shut up, you fucking psychotic asshole!)
True believers will be invited to the wedding.
Fin.
(Jesus, fuck... there is so little that is THIS disturbing...)
Interesting that you noted her sounding somewhat authoritative on this.
If my memory recalls, all the institutionalized talk is almost an exact rehash of a story one of the women in her crew told. She had previously been involved with a guy that had spent 90% of his 11-23 years of age going from one juvie after another to a few prison boot camps to various jails & multiple prisons. All in Florida during the '80's-'90's. The things Dumpster was saying were things the guy had been trying to explain to the girl on why he kept going back in.
Yet another example of Dumpster taking someone else's story/research/efforts & twisting it to selfishly make herself like she has substance.
Her plan to cleanse the house & shed of SuicideMike's demons is to hold the wedding there. Post haste! She'll be inviting her relatives in IL (they won't come, maybe Carol would. I wonder if she'll insist on deadnaming her brother & that he present as male.), the 2 boys that don't speak to her in TX, & the 2 boys that don't speak to her in AK. I can totally see her petty ass sending Skip & Steph an invite, too. They will obviously all need to have BluePillMike pay for them to stay in the local Super 8.
This all got juicier.
So that is what the good hotel rate is for, those flying in...
...and the new furniture.
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Dumpster didn't date the convict...she was repeating phrases & terminology the lady that dated him used in relaying the story.
Oh yeah, I'm so far behind on commenting on various diatribes that I haven't mentioned this yet....Remember how Dumpster was trippin' on SuperStarShandy about her not liking Coors&SnoresMike house, job, furniture, etc.? I like how the script got flipped & it's totally not the same that Dumpster has free reign to redesign & play interior decorator. #RIPBigLotsEmployeeDiscount
Regarding poor rat-stached Hunter. The kid graduated high school last year & has his mentally unstable father & his latest bimbo calling him stupid on YouTube & how he's only fit to follow GrimyMike's beer fetching orders. I've got a million dollars that says Dumpster will prey on his lack of sexual experience & come onto him. Probably already has a couple of times. But she was wasted so it doesn't count. Or he's too young to know any better. She can't help herself, she's enamored with the idea of finding an age inappropriate young man to larp about being a MILF with. BrokeBackMike probably had the best sex of his life because Dumpster was busy fantasizing about being tag teamed by a father/son duo.
She tried & failed it with Austin (teenager) while she was waiting on his table @ Pappadeaux's, she tried & failed it with Joel (10 yrs younger), she tried & failed with Niles (15 years younger), she tried & failed it with a coworker named Jimbo (20 years youngers) here, CanadaCuck Mike was much younger, she was trying with HeroinTyler (19) there, & JustSayNoToSoapMike is also 4 years younger. She's absolutely sniffing Hunter's 'roos while jilling herself off. The pattern of her going after dudes the same age as her maturity level is plain to see.
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Nice Job @Batshit! Nice to see ya. I was actually thinking of you just the other day. You are spot on here. What is the funniest is her saying that all her FB is "real-time" like there was a fucking live camera running 24/7 capturing her entire last 10 years married to Skip. Does she really think that most people, maybe not Demon Mike, but most people's first question is going to be "who documents the bad shit in their lives for FB?" Of course, it was all so picture-perfect.Hello all you lovely Kiwis! Summertime in my life means I live in my pool so I've been too waterlogged to post but I've been following all the lies & retcons Dumpster has been twisting around in her spaghetti brain. My favorite so far is that Covid masks were required worldwide because Dumpster 'lost her smile'. Not that she malnourished & methed her teeth into rotting out or anything. Nope, not in Bananaland.
Guess her plan to cleanse the shack by having their wedding there IMMEDIATELY was a touch premature. GarbageMike knows all about premature & thanks to Dumpster, we know he does, too!
Haunted by a demon
However, her being so excited to show GarbageMike the videos where she admits to dropping suggestions & hints to a half passed out drunk resulted in yet another DFE, so I'm here to drop that missing 2am video.
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Dumpster retcons her purely narcissistic FB posts about what an amazing mother she was 10 years ago. Btw, Dumpster, your sperging about KF posts being inadmissible hearsay doesn't hold Wicked Ale. Especially since a lot of my posts are face to face conversations the 2 of us had @ work. I'll happily take the stand to tell the court about your disgusting desperation driven character & abusive nature.
I'm going to lay out exactly what really happened rather than her lies.
Dumpster was born & raised on the extreme poor side of Bloomington, Il. Every single address is on the west end & most are still dumps or empty lots. The dubiously successful branch of the Tinervans had nothing to do with her family. There was 1 dentist & the realtor cousin, Jeff, is also a convicted drug addict that ran property scams.
Fast forward to her marriage to Skip circa the Poulsbo, WA era. Dumpster, for years, has been happily spending all of the money that her husband, not herself, earned. 12k/mo. She literally uses that in job interviews....she was 'in charge' of a monthly budget of 12 grand. Doesn't mention that she drove Skip into bankruptcy in '97, ofc. Or that she managed to rack up thousands & thousands of dollars in credit card debt & left him & the youngest 2 high & dry by cleaning out his bank account a couple of times.
Dumpster has the house & life of her dreams. A husband who isn't around & just sends hefty checks. Dumpster is, at this time, around 300 lbs, covered in zits, never graduated high school (the tales of an Associate's from Commonwealth College are more of her usual alternative facts), has lost custody of 2 children, her 2nd marriage is circling the drain, has had CPS called on her over child #3 (Hi, @Chips dubbo ! Still patiently waiting for more of that Dumpster begging to live in child #4's/Duncan's closet story) , her 1st of 3 RO's, & is an all around dependapotamus.
Skip informs her that the family will be moving to TX for his new assignment. Dumpster has a typical fit (is this where she threw a glass jar of weed @ Skip's head?) but is told in no uncertain terms of the realities of the situation. Everything she has is due to him & his job & that job dictates where the family will be going. She doesn't have to come with them but it's happening.
This is the moment that broke her white trash mind. She was ugly, fat, completely dependent on a husband who didn't want to fuck her lardass anymore & had absolutely nothing of her own. The only other option she had was to move back in with her drunken janitor(s) mother & brother who still lived on the west end of Bloomington.
A plan was hatched.
Dumpster was going to reinvent herself. Still on Skip's dime, of course. That muthafucka was ruining the façade she'd carefully constructed on the cul-de-sac. Damn straight he was going to literally pay for dragging her into a new life she couldn't con her way through. She was going to have try & fit in with a bunch of beautiful richie riches in TX. She was going to become a born again phoenix author with a sassy online presence. She was already blonde & manipulative. She was going to get weight loss surgery, a bunch of prescriptions to keep her thin & blitzed, a phat divorce settlement (& then another from Montgomery County!) & show every damn one of those assholes just how amazing a dirt poor whore could become by running her mouth instead the old way of using it to suck cock for a Commissary pass. Get back what was 'taken from her' indeed. NONE OF IT WAS YOURS TO BEGIN WITH, TWAT.
And now we're on pg 274 of a thread that exposes all her bullshit every step of the way. ETA: And she fucking hates it. And I fucking love it. Die mad, bitch.
P.S. Whoever the hell told her that shade of nail polish looked good is as insane as Dumpster is. Not a suitable for the season or fashionable color & it makes her already tranny hands look like they are about to hand Snow White an apple.
Also, what the hell did @naught do. Tsk tsk tsk you magnificent bastard!
Dana, you are running out of stories. You are running out of people who take your ass seriously. Your "life" here is nothing but your words and eyewitness testimony to actual conversations you have had that one of us has been party to and things they have actually seen you do. Period. There are zero lies here. Anyone with an IQ of over 7 can see straight through you and, if given a week or two of sobriety, Demon Mike will too. I know one thing, someone needs to get that kid away from her. She clearly has found a family that isn't all that bright and these folks are gonna get hurt. Since we have not heard directly from Mike as to his getting kicked out of hell as DD claims, I am gonna reserve my judgement on the level of his IQ until I do. It would NOT be a surprise if she made it up nor would it be the first time this bitch has made shit up.
I am curious as to why she wiped her channel clean again. She is so narcissistic we know she ain't doing that on her own. If I were her, I would behave like a good house "wife" or she might find herself homeless.
She is positioning herself as the savior for Mike and suggesting without her he will perish.
She is out of her mind and seems she has those crooked eyes on Hunter, what a shame and what a total piece of opportunistic shit she is for behaving that way.
The claws are going to come out because she is going to get ousted from this situation, inevitable.
She is out of her mind and seems she has those crooked eyes on Hunter, what a shame and what a total piece of opportunistic shit she is for behaving that way.
The claws are going to come out because she is going to get ousted from this situation, inevitable.
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Wondered where you were, Batshit, and you were the hero recording the Missing 2 am Video all along! I don't even get what she's babbling about "admsisible" and "inadmissable" for. What court, judge, jury? And what Facebook for that matter, lol. Last time she did have a Facebook, I didn't see any of those pics there. I saw her videos flipping out because a worried Spencer had sent the police to check on her.Hello all you lovely Kiwis! Summertime in my life means I live in my pool so I've been too waterlogged to post but I've been following all the lies & retcons Dumpster has been twisting around in her spaghetti brain. My favorite so far is that Covid masks were required worldwide because Dumpster 'lost her smile'. Not that she malnourished & methed her teeth into rotting out or anything. Nope, not in Bananaland.
Guess her plan to cleanse the shack by having their wedding there IMMEDIATELY was a touch premature. GarbageMike knows all about premature & thanks to Dumpster, we know he does, too!
Haunted by a demon
However, her being so excited to show GarbageMike the videos where she admits to dropping suggestions & hints to a half passed out drunk resulted in yet another DFE, so I'm here to drop that missing 2am video.
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Dumpster retcons her purely narcissistic FB posts about what an amazing mother she was 10 years ago. Btw, Dumpster, your sperging about KF posts being inadmissible hearsay doesn't hold Wicked Ale. Especially since a lot of my posts are face to face conversations the 2 of us had @ work. I'll happily take the stand to tell the court about your disgusting desperation driven character & abusive nature.
I'm going to lay out exactly what really happened rather than her lies.
Dumpster was born & raised on the extreme poor side of Bloomington, Il. Every single address is on the west end & most are still dumps or empty lots. The dubiously successful branch of the Tinervans had nothing to do with her family. There was 1 dentist & the realtor cousin, Jeff, is also a convicted drug addict that ran property scams.
Fast forward to her marriage to Skip circa the Poulsbo, WA era. Dumpster, for years, has been happily spending all of the money that her husband, not herself, earned. 12k/mo. She literally uses that in job interviews....she was 'in charge' of a monthly budget of 12 grand. Doesn't mention that she drove Skip into bankruptcy in '97, ofc. Or that she managed to rack up thousands & thousands of dollars in credit card debt & left him & the youngest 2 high & dry by cleaning out his bank account a couple of times.
Dumpster has the house & life of her dreams. A husband who isn't around & just sends hefty checks. Dumpster is, at this time, around 300 lbs, covered in zits, never graduated high school (the tales of an Associate's from Commonwealth College are more of her usual alternative facts), has lost custody of 2 children, her 2nd marriage is circling the drain, has had CPS called on her over child #3 (Hi, @Chips dubbo ! Still patiently waiting for more of that Dumpster begging to live in child #4's/Duncan's closet story) , her 1st of 3 RO's, & is an all around dependapotamus.
Skip informs her that the family will be moving to TX for his new assignment. Dumpster has a typical fit (is this where she threw a glass jar of weed @ Skip's head?) but is told in no uncertain terms of the realities of the situation. Everything she has is due to him & his job & that job dictates where the family will be going. She doesn't have to come with them but it's happening.
This is the moment that broke her white trash mind. She was ugly, fat, completely dependent on a husband who didn't want to fuck her lardass anymore & had absolutely nothing of her own. The only other option she had was to move back in with her drunken janitor(s) mother & brother who still lived on the west end of Bloomington.
A plan was hatched.
Dumpster was going to reinvent herself. Still on Skip's dime, of course. That muthafucka was ruining the façade she'd carefully constructed on the cul-de-sac. Damn straight he was going to literally pay for dragging her into a new life she couldn't con her way through. She was going to have try & fit in with a bunch of beautiful richie riches in TX. She was going to become a born again phoenix author with a sassy online presence. She was already blonde & manipulative. She was going to get weight loss surgery, a bunch of prescriptions to keep her thin & blitzed, a phat divorce settlement (& then another from Montgomery County!) & show every damn one of those assholes just how amazing a dirt poor whore could become by running her mouth instead the old way of using it to suck cock for a Commissary pass. Get back what was 'taken from her' indeed. NONE OF IT WAS YOURS TO BEGIN WITH, TWAT.
And now we're on pg 274 of a thread that exposes all her bullshit every step of the way. ETA: And she fucking hates it. And I fucking love it. Die mad, bitch.
P.S. Whoever the hell told her that shade of nail polish looked good is as insane as Dumpster is. Not a suitable for the season or fashionable color & it makes her already tranny hands look like they are about to hand Snow White an apple.
Also, what the hell did @naught do. Tsk tsk tsk you magnificent bastard!
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The judgement of GarbageMike's family, the Honorable Barb...lol
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Must be. She put some of the videos back up. I guess Mike liked those ones lol. Mike supposedly has "made her life better." He is enabling her to drink herself into an early grave. Mike your fiancee is very sick, maybe you yourself are too wasted to notice, but talk about "evidence" it's here in these videos that she makes herself.
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Imagine the energy, the vibe being around those two...awful.
Goddess worship was the first religion (I think Christianity might have something to say about that). This should be important to ALL women. Thursday the Goddess gets her teeth!!!
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She starts off as though she wants to make instructional videos about the Goddess and such, but she just wants to bitch about Skip some more. And Mike, who's had "hundreds" of women gives lip service to how much he would have adored worshipped and taken care of such a wonderful beautiful woman. Give me a break. This woman is going to bitch about the past the rest of her fucking life and continue lying about it all. Skip was a patient, patient man.
Walking the Path of the Goddess
Goddess cult sperging that women should be drawn to a psychopath's delusions.
Dumpster feels she is worthy of her own cult. She should check out the batshits in Colorado. They are absent their very own skeleton rn. Their last one will be back cosmically, ofc, but in the meantime......
Dumpster plans on paying the down payment for her third set (fourth if you count baby teeth) of teeth. Bet that money will be the only cash the dentist sees. That lousy hundred bucks she put down to bail out from her DUI in Illinois a couple years ago is lonely.
She really needs to either ssstop usssing wordsss with ssss in them until ssssshe Gorilla Glues those bitchesss in. Although her empasssssssioned monologuesss are much more entertaining with her lisssssp.
I'm off track & don't feel like rewinding so picking up around the 8:20 mark. I'm sure I didn't miss anything important.
Genetic sperging.
God sperging about a shirts & skins game.
Dumpster is expecting one of the Gods to show up because parallels.
Dumpster co-opts the Marie Kondo method as she lost all the material possessions she wasted Skip's money on. Claims she didn't deserve any of it despite constantly flexing over what she had & how her whole life is bound to the path of reclaiming it all.
Dumpster correctly compares herself to a pair of dirty socks but then blows it by claiming she's the one that divorced Skip. Wrong. Expounds on how amazing her domestic goddess schtick was. All lies. Not beautiful, can't cook, isn't intelligent, etc.
Something about a threatening phone call. Dumpster was yet again tossed aside quite casually. Skip made it clear that he only fucked her out of obligation & that he only let her stay out of that same sense of obligation. She admits that it was quite easy for Skip to fall out of love with our erstwhile goddess of sex, love, & (nose)candy.
Lies about never cheating on Skip. She slept with her ex husband Gary & Joel's friend Romeldo while being in a relationship with Skip.
Stephanie is a bitch because PoltergeistMike has seen Dumpster's pruned & curated Fb album.
Back to the I'm not materialistic but DemonMike is going to give all of it back to me. Best recognize, fool. ManwhoreMike doesn't care that Dumpster looks like hammered shit & has told her so. Whatta guy. Although when you consider that Dumpster thinks wooing behavior includes making Fb posts about pulling off the road to yank his unresponsive dick with dirty hands. So romantic.
I stopped listening to her again because the notion struck me that PublicMasturbatorMike is exactly the type to laugh @ Hunter being uncomfortable around hypersexual Dumpster. 'Whassa madda, boy? You too much of a pussy to not want to take that on? Or are you just a fag?' Oh yes, he's exactly the kind of bleary eyed hick to use those exact sentences.
Dumpster deserves comfort & compassion & to be healed because she went through several traumatic incidents that she directly caused by being a mega entitled cunt.
Random comments from a couple of things last few pages:
Memorial Day vid....Dumpster claims to not remember the last time she had a vacation from work. Bitch, you sat on your ass in your mother's house from August of 2019 to late December 2020. You lived off a charity grant.
She has the reverse image flip thing on her camera. She was wearing the ring on the right hand. You can tell because her driving rants have her on the Bongland side.
Hunter is thrilled that Dumpster's maid routine has visible results. His father is obviously a massive slob who is too lazy to care that his kid lives in a pigsty. I 100% bet Dumpster has repeatedly suggested he remove himself up to Alaska for the 'fantastic opportunities' like Alex & Kevin did. He needs to be out of the picture for Dumpster's grand plans to fully work. She needs complete isolation for the sibilant whisper hisses in a semiconscious state to take hold. She is the only responsibility GarbageMike is to be concerned with.
Goddess cult sperging that women should be drawn to a psychopath's delusions.
Dumpster feels she is worthy of her own cult. She should check out the batshits in Colorado. They are absent their very own skeleton rn. Their last one will be back cosmically, ofc, but in the meantime......
Dumpster plans on paying the down payment for her third set (fourth if you count baby teeth) of teeth. Bet that money will be the only cash the dentist sees. That lousy hundred bucks she put down to bail out from her DUI in Illinois a couple years ago is lonely.
She really needs to either ssstop usssing wordsss with ssss in them until ssssshe Gorilla Glues those bitchesss in. Although her empasssssssioned monologuesss are much more entertaining with her lisssssp.
I'm off track & don't feel like rewinding so picking up around the 8:20 mark. I'm sure I didn't miss anything important.
Genetic sperging.
God sperging about a shirts & skins game.
Dumpster is expecting one of the Gods to show up because parallels.
Dumpster co-opts the Marie Kondo method as she lost all the material possessions she wasted Skip's money on. Claims she didn't deserve any of it despite constantly flexing over what she had & how her whole life is bound to the path of reclaiming it all.
Dumpster correctly compares herself to a pair of dirty socks but then blows it by claiming she's the one that divorced Skip. Wrong. Expounds on how amazing her domestic goddess schtick was. All lies. Not beautiful, can't cook, isn't intelligent, etc.
Something about a threatening phone call. Dumpster was yet again tossed aside quite casually. Skip made it clear that he only fucked her out of obligation & that he only let her stay out of that same sense of obligation. She admits that it was quite easy for Skip to fall out of love with our erstwhile goddess of sex, love, & (nose)candy.
Lies about never cheating on Skip. She slept with her ex husband Gary & Joel's friend Romeldo while being in a relationship with Skip.
Stephanie is a bitch because PoltergeistMike has seen Dumpster's pruned & curated Fb album.
Back to the I'm not materialistic but DemonMike is going to give all of it back to me. Best recognize, fool. ManwhoreMike doesn't care that Dumpster looks like hammered shit & has told her so. Whatta guy. Although when you consider that Dumpster thinks wooing behavior includes making Fb posts about pulling off the road to yank his unresponsive dick with dirty hands. So romantic.
I stopped listening to her again because the notion struck me that PublicMasturbatorMike is exactly the type to laugh @ Hunter being uncomfortable around hypersexual Dumpster. 'Whassa madda, boy? You too much of a pussy to not want to take that on? Or are you just a fag?' Oh yes, he's exactly the kind of bleary eyed hick to use those exact sentences.
Dumpster deserves comfort & compassion & to be healed because she went through several traumatic incidents that she directly caused by being a mega entitled cunt.
Random comments from a couple of things last few pages:
Memorial Day vid....Dumpster claims to not remember the last time she had a vacation from work. Bitch, you sat on your ass in your mother's house from August of 2019 to late December 2020. You lived off a charity grant.
She has the reverse image flip thing on her camera. She was wearing the ring on the right hand. You can tell because her driving rants have her on the Bongland side.
Hunter is thrilled that Dumpster's maid routine has visible results. His father is obviously a massive slob who is too lazy to care that his kid lives in a pigsty. I 100% bet Dumpster has repeatedly suggested he remove himself up to Alaska for the 'fantastic opportunities' like Alex & Kevin did. He needs to be out of the picture for Dumpster's grand plans to fully work. She needs complete isolation for the sibilant whisper hisses in a semiconscious state to take hold. She is the only responsibility GarbageMike is to be concerned with.
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The insulation paper goes so much better with her skin than the old paneling.
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