Skitzocow Dana Marie Cain / Oracle of Venus / The Scorpion - Divorced Batshit Space Demon Waitress with NPD, Gangstalked by Alphabet Agencies, "Pretending to be Rеtarded", #SaveJoelIrish

[Madi76Fangirl]

Omg. She is such a lier. She left Skip & the boys not once,not twice, but 3 times... she needs serious help. The last time she left Skip she took ALL HIS MONEY and left Skip & her 2 youngest boys with nothing. I (only a friend & neighbor at the time gave them cash for food, her [now my] sons came over excited she was gone)
She left them with, no money, no food. Ask Spencer, I still help him out.
Then when she came back he (Skip) took her back in... when he (Skip, finally told her he wanted a divorce, he paid for an apartment for 6 months for her, and paid for her car & phone for a year) that was 2015-16.
She needs help.
When she fucked up her lease, which had been paid for by Skip, she begged Duncan, at that time was 13, to let her sleep in his closet. What? What kind of Goddess has to sleep in her child s closet? How sick?

Wow. I was their neighbor when this all went down. It was 1 &1/2 years later that Skip even started dating, 2.5 before we got married. Wow, she deserves, ZERO compassion, she deserves to be institutionalized! She called his work & my school districts to keep us from working. She threatened my children & me with serious physical harm, in detail, the videos are on this site. And multiple voice mails, There are copies.
She looks exactly as how she should, a death warmed over bitch! Ugh.
It's no wonder why her boys call me mom & not her. She needs help. I pray for her to get help. This is sad & disgusting.
Yes S has had issues, who wouldn't with a mom like that, but I NEVER gave up on him!
How dare this I psycho say it was Skips fault.
I know you all know the truth, but Skip is a Saint, and I had to bitch somewhere. She had caused so much grief.
The FBI did call us several times about her. They don't pick her up because she has zero power. None. Zip zilch. But to be dealing with that, the issues the boys have , because of HER , and be staRTing a new life. F man, she deserves nothing! Maybe I'll go to he'll for this but I hope she gets what she has created plus some. S & D deserve so much more AND I PLAN TO HELP THEM ACHIEVE GREAT THINGS , it's hard to help them when they had an egg donor like her who messed up their heads. Ask Spencer, I help him& message him daily to make sure he is ok.
I love both those boys like they are my own birth children. SHE, MAKES ME SICK! I HOPE THIS, her life, ALL goes exactly as it should, down the toilet.

 

[Chips dubbo]

Me amd steph are cool now btw

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

I hope so very much that GarbageMike's family knows and is reading this thread...

 

[DuckDuckGo]

In which Dana just kind of gives up on her religion being interesting, can't really help it be interesting, claimes divine authority over Mike, more feminist spiritual crap. (4/10) Glowie, a lot of crap, whatever.

Spoiler: walking the path of the Goddess - 2021/06/24 - Starring: Dana Marie (S2E30)

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28 MINUTES.
Crackshack. (Or is it the HeadShed? IDK.)
Dana "Fargo" Marie rocking the homeless lumberjack look with a dirty flannel jacket type deal.
(A closer angle to the electrical socket, it looks like it's falling out of the mounting, so it's a good thing they covered their insulation with paper and untreated wood.)
"I began a study of the goddess..." - Dana "Ph.D" Marie
"Because, why not?" - Dana, on pretty much anything that she ever fucked up
Dana flubs and mistakes gossip for goddess worship.
"I'm fascinated by it..." - Dana, who will continue to bore any marriageable men to death
"It's, a lot of power... it's, been a very powerful, cult..." - Dana "One Man Band" Marie
Banana's cult of losers has been going downhill since Mesopotamia died.
"It appears to be the first religion!" (Not this shit again...)
(Hey Dana, Animism goes back to 100,000 BCE and informed dozens of other named and distinctive systems of belief, your stupid Banana is about 4,000 BCE and you retconned most of the religion, so realistically your religion is only maybe 60 years old? If you count the 60s era new-age crap you believe in?)
Dana doesn't think other religions are "recognizable".
"So it's really, really old." - Dana "History" Marie, too drunk to even ballpark a date (Or maybe she still thinks the Earth is 6,000 years old? This would actually make her canon consistent...)
Banana is just as important now than before she fucked everything up.
"Really, as a woman, I feel like, for a woman... Well, wouldn't you want to know about this stuff?" - Dana "Gorl Power" Marie
Dana "Feminism" Marie seems to imply that women need a little help from their (imaginary) friends to do anything meaningful.
Dana accidentally exposes her goddess as a metaphor. (oops!)
Banana had a lot of local cults for stronk wamen. (Which totally doesn't sound like orgy night...)
"People did things differently in different places." - Dana, on how her fictional religion has objective rules, or not
Banana really doesn't care what people do, she just has a similar level of narc behavior
Banana is about fucking and home.
"Justice, wisdom, liberty, all depicted as women..." (Not an argument!)
Dana talks about the flip side and the dark side, as per her accidental Star Wars obsession.
Banana and the perfect Banana are different interpretations.
Dana has a dental appointment on Thursday.
"I can't let my vanity get in the way of sharing, what I learn." - Dana, for once not taking the opportunity to invent more men that wanted to fuck her
(WTF is up with her weird retarded T-rex hand pose here?)
The cost of becoming a true idiot is doing enough drugs and puking up to ruin your teeth.
More about that time Banana went down.
"Well, my life, it kinda feels like that... I can see myself in that struggle, I can see my experience, my trial..." - Dana, whose most traumatic moment was being forcibly cared for in a mental ward
Banana was killed and left pinned to a wall for 3 days. (Still looks better than Dana.)
Dana breaks out her stupid voice for the goddess of death, misspelled be her name.
Banana's sister's husband was a mass murderer, or a WMD. (Wait, why did that get Banana killed?)
There's a fly buzzing around Dana's head. (She ain't dead yet, hater!)
Ereshkegal does accept child sacrifice.
Dana has to remind us that there's a queen of the dead, as if she herself doesn't believe it.
"She's my evil twin..." - Dana "Hugo" Marie
(Who could be the one whose the ultimate villain of the Danaverse? Probably Steph. Damn it Dana, you managed to make this boring.)
Dana casts doubt on Steph being Ereshkegal, forgetting that she already said that she was.
Finally lights up a ciggie after flailing it around for a few minutes.
Banana might be Jesus? (Dana seems to miss the point of trying to point out that they were dead for about the same amount of time.)
Enki had to care for his retarded daughter, Banana.
Something about fingernails resurrecting Banana.
Dana wishes she had an alien Nazi sugar daddy, or something...
Dana "Apophenia" Marie is gonna be a god any day, you guiz!
Enki is coming back. (Read: Not Mike)
Dana's gene sperging, Enki is an expert in Dana's weird lore science.
"I guess I should just relax and enjoy the show..." (But you won't, you're too much of a narc.)
Something about a serpent, I don't fucking know, Dana butchers the pronunciation of words she can't even spell correctly, so you realize it's impossible to research most of this shit.
"And welcome her, as a girlfriend, make her feel really, really welcome..." - Dana "Date Rape" Marie
Enki's serpent man walked around shirtless for some reason that makes him immune from assassination.
(So, a man sent his social proxy, out to fuck his daughter in the ass? I mean, par for the course in Bananaland...)
Dana is waiting for a shirtless man to fuck her in the ass.
(Lol, Mike isn't even in the lore as a named character!)
"It's not a linear story..." - Dana "Nonsensical Storytelling" Marie
Dana is special because she had a vagina.
Dana admits that the lore completely took over her life.
"It will consume you, you will... it will, it will, take up all the space in your head, and your life, and, ya, it can, you will, give up, you will give up a lot, you will sacrifice everything in your life..."
(So, Banana = Alcoholism?)
Dana admits that she doesn't know what's real.
"Sweep the whole, house, clean..." - Dana, behind on her daily chores by at least a month
"Go minimalist, empty your life of everything, and... look at yourself, and not everything you have..." - Dana "Interior Designer" Marie
"Look at yourself, see where you are..." - Dana, who sold her mirror to have a better reflection
Dana deserves shit because she doesn't like her life.
(Wonder if she's bracing for another homeless saga?)
Dana dindu nuffin!
Dana's family was fake and never existed. (Fuck all 4 of her kids then.)
If something exists, it can't be fucked up by Dana.
Shitting on Skip.
Dana still can't come up with a convincing plot to explain why glowie ruined her marriage.
Dana, by her own logic, doesn't own shit. (Mike is gonna pop her fake teeth out one of these days, should his sanity come back.)
Skip treated Dana badly for years. (Thereby indicating that Dana's previous conspiracy was a lie.)
Skip was forced to marry Dana. (Indirectly indicating that it took Dana 20 years to notice the fucking obvious.)
"He would rather be anywhere else than with me..." - Dana, finding the right words and using them incorrectly
Dana didn't come up with a plot, tries thinking on her feet, this fails.
Dana characterizes Skip as uncaring?
Skip could have had Dana killed?
Dana still maintains that she never cheated, despite the fact she did drugs with Joel for a while before the divorce?
Cites her shitty book.
Dana undersells the fact that she ruined her 20 year marriage.
Mike takes the bait on the Skip story.
Dana maintains that if she married Mike instead of Skip, they would have never divorced and Dana would have shat out 10 kids.
"If I treated Michael the way I treated Skip..." - Dana, shifting strategies
One of Dana's adjectives "available" (AKA, whore.)
Dana tries doing her domestic goddess line, but is too unfocused to list anything but being a cook and a housekeeper. (Things we both know she sucks at.)
(YES, CLEARLY SKIP IS THE ONE WITH PROBLEMS!)
Dana continues to torture Mike with her Facebook feed, unaware he's just being nice to get her to fuck off.
Mike can't FIGURE IT OUT.
Dana blames Skip for the fact that she lost her marbles at least 10 years ago.
"The pictures don't lie..." - Dana, lying
Dana continues to make it all about her in an effort to disprove that she's a total narcissist.
Admits crazy.
"I'd be a credit to any man!" (What about one that doesn't want to end up on the no-fly list?)
Skip is a dumbass?
"Don't look at me now, this is what you did to me, this is what his betrayal cost me!" - Dana "Fuggo" Marie
Dana is getting shit back because Mike is willing to pay for it.
Mike sees the goddess, you guiz!
(Dana is really easy to lead on, despite the fact nobody wants to.)
"He didn't let this..." *gestures at face* "Cosmetic bullshit... the ravages of my illness..." - Dana "Syphilis" Marie
Dana went into the underword and died?
Nobody else can give insight into Dana's life and actions because they're all agents of glowie.
Dana wishes people would talk to her about herself. (Fucking narc...)
Dana is "way undercover".
"Not exposing myself, at all..." - Dana "Youtube Star" Marie
Mike's stalking is still his most endearing trait.
Mah story!!!!
Dana still wishes reality would prover her.
"Someone who fits that role..." (Read: Not you, Mike!)
"So... I, fully expect that restoration is just around the corner. full restoration is just around the corner..." - Dana wanting to age -30 years
Mike supports Dana's time-travelling antics.
Dana isn't happy until her spiritual restoration (Read: never!)
Banana believed in plastic surgery, or something.
Banana Goes to Hell: The Final Fuck.
Dana is at the plot relevant part of the story.
Dana belives she will add to The Bible?
Dana demands more faith than usual, demands haters not care if she kills Mike.
Dana deserves her arbitrary goals.
Dana survived shit, you guiz!
Entitlement ensues as Dana circles the fucking drain...
Dana wants haters to GTFO.
Dana deserves stuff, or something.
Dana possibly admits that she's a failure and sets a low bar.
Dana just wants to be happy. (Via destroying Mike's credit score.)
No really exciting end.
Fin.

 

[CrazyAsHell]

Omg. She is such a lier. She left Skip & the boys not once,not twice, but 3 times... she needs serious help. The last time she left Skip she took ALL HIS MONEY and left Skip & her 2 youngest boys with nothing. I (only a friend & neighbor at the time gave them cash for food, her [now my] sons came over excited she was gone)
She left them with, no money, no food. Ask Spencer, I still help him out.
Then when she came back he (Skip) took her back in... when he (Skip, finally told her he wanted a divorce, he paid for an apartment for 6 months for her, and paid for her car & phone for a year) that was 2015-16.
She needs help.
When she fucked up her lease, which had been paid for by Skip, she begged Duncan, at that time was 13, to let her sleep in his closet. What? What kind of Goddess has to sleep in her child s closet? How sick?

Wow. I was their neighbor when this all went down. It was 1 &1/2 years later that Skip even started dating, 2.5 before we got married. Wow, she deserves, ZERO compassion, she deserves to be institutionalized! She called his work & my school districts to keep us from working. She threatened my children & me with serious physical harm, in detail, the videos are on this site. And multiple voice mails, There are copies.
She looks exactly as how she should, a death warmed over bitch! Ugh.
It's no wonder why her boys call me mom & not her. She needs help. I pray for her to get help. This is sad & disgusting.
Yes S has had issues, who wouldn't with a mom like that, but I NEVER gave up on him!
How dare this I psycho say it was Skips fault.
I know you all know the truth, but Skip is a Saint, and I had to bitch somewhere. She had caused so much grief.
The FBI did call us several times about her. They don't pick her up because she has zero power. None. Zip zilch. But to be dealing with that, the issues the boys have , because of HER , and be staRTing a new life. F man, she deserves nothing! Maybe I'll go to he'll for this but I hope she gets what she has created plus some. S & D deserve so much more AND I PLAN TO HELP THEM ACHIEVE GREAT THINGS , it's hard to help them when they had an egg donor like her who messed up their heads. Ask Spencer, I help him& message him daily to make sure he is ok.
I love both those boys like they are my own birth children. SHE, MAKES ME SICK! I HOPE THIS, her life, ALL goes exactly as it should, down the toilet.

Steph, you are a strong woman and I think one of the most caring people I have met (not irl! LOL). I am super glad Spencer says you all are cool now and I am glad he and Duncan have you. They are very lucky and I hope they don't mistreat you EVER. You and Skip were their only hope at a normal life.

 

[SuzyCC]

Omg. She is such a lier. She left Skip & the boys not once,not twice, but 3 times... she needs serious help. The last time she left Skip she took ALL HIS MONEY and left Skip & her 2 youngest boys with nothing. I (only a friend & neighbor at the time gave them cash for food, her [now my] sons came over excited she was gone)
She left them with, no money, no food. Ask Spencer, I still help him out.
Then when she came back he (Skip) took her back in... when he (Skip, finally told her he wanted a divorce, he paid for an apartment for 6 months for her, and paid for her car & phone for a year) that was 2015-16.
She needs help.
When she fucked up her lease, which had been paid for by Skip, she begged Duncan, at that time was 13, to let her sleep in his closet. What? What kind of Goddess has to sleep in her child s closet? How sick?

Wow. I was their neighbor when this all went down. It was 1 &1/2 years later that Skip even started dating, 2.5 before we got married. Wow, she deserves, ZERO compassion, she deserves to be institutionalized! She called his work & my school districts to keep us from working. She threatened my children & me with serious physical harm, in detail, the videos are on this site. And multiple voice mails, There are copies.
She looks exactly as how she should, a death warmed over bitch! Ugh.
It's no wonder why her boys call me mom & not her. She needs help. I pray for her to get help. This is sad & disgusting.
Yes S has had issues, who wouldn't with a mom like that, but I NEVER gave up on him!
How dare this I psycho say it was Skips fault.
I know you all know the truth, but Skip is a Saint, and I had to bitch somewhere. She had caused so much grief.
The FBI did call us several times about her. They don't pick her up because she has zero power. None. Zip zilch. But to be dealing with that, the issues the boys have , because of HER , and be staRTing a new life. F man, she deserves nothing! Maybe I'll go to he'll for this but I hope she gets what she has created plus some. S & D deserve so much more AND I PLAN TO HELP THEM ACHIEVE GREAT THINGS , it's hard to help them when they had an egg donor like her who messed up their heads. Ask Spencer, I help him& message him daily to make sure he is ok.
I love both those boys like they are my own birth children. SHE, MAKES ME SICK! I HOPE THIS, her life, ALL goes exactly as it should, down the toilet.

Stephanie, sending you love. Even not knowing Skip personally, I (I'm sure all of us) can see what he put up with. When she calls him "abusive", seriously it hurts my heart. Knowing he tried, he PAID for her living arrangements for months. And now -- what kind of man can hook up with this woman and not see she is seriously mentally very ill besides alcoholic? How she fails to be locked up or in involuntary confinement is hard to figure out. So now she's got this enabler, but look at her. She's drinking herself to death right in front of him.

I'm glad things are looking up, Spencer. Has to be hard to pass into manhood with Dana's harpy voice in one's head.

 

[SuzyCC]

"Enki and inanna" - Yawn. Have fun with rekhap! Vaginas and vulvas. Crap.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

"Enki and inanna" - Yawn. Have fun with rekhap! Vaginas and vulvas. Crap.

47 fucking minutes.

 

[SuzyCC]

47 fucking minutes.

On and on like it's real history. She loves that the Inanna character gets so drunk and laid and gets something out of it, because that's how she makes it about HER. Snooooooore. Where's snoring Mike when it's appropriate. . .

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

On and on like it's real history. She loves that the Inanna character gets so drunk and laid and gets something out of it, because that's how she makes it about HER. Snooooooore. Where's snoring Mike when it's appropriate. . .

Isn't Barb visiting today?

 

[SuzyCC]

Isn't Barb visiting today?

There was something about being on her doorstep on this date? I don't remember who's being on whose doorstep supposedly. But yeh it was this date.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

There was something about being on her doorstep on this date? I don't remember who's being on whose doorstep supposedly. But yeh it was this date.

And she actually wore a full top...must be special.

 

[SuzyCC]

Wait, she may be off to get her new teeth.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

Wait, she may be off to get her new teeth.

I hope she is not a candidate.

 

[SuzyCC]

I hope she is not a candidate.

After all the droning, we get to the end and she makes a big deal out of her time and place of birth and her name and that's why she deserves respect. Because of THAT bullshit she's come up with. Like her shitty behavior has nothing to do with it. It's "Who She Is" that's supposed to be important. Again. Good grief, I wonder what contortions she can work herself into to prove "Who Mike Is."

 

[Batshit]

Glad to see you back, @Madi76Fangirl . So much better that you can be yourself & tell us the way she really was as a voice of authority, and ty for filling in a few details about her closet adventure. She's pathetic.. Dumpssssster is an abusive, money hungry, lazy, lying tramp. Always has been, always will be.

The hilarious part of it is how bad she is at it even after all these years. She literally has nothing. No family, no friends (meaning, people she has met that aren't from her job & have known her for longer than 10 months), no license, works at a gas station, & has criminal records in 4 states. She lives in the backyard shed on the property that she's a housekeeper for. And the alcoholic loser that lives in the house she cleans occasionally screws her when he's not passed out or off finding someone else to fuck. This is her entire life.

Not recapping that drivel. The storms have passed here & it's back to the water for me. I do love how she's wearing a shirt that's too small for her though. It actually emphasizes how low rent she is. Especially loving that her hair has receded so far that her forehead is literally half of her ugly mug. So bulbous & shiny, makes me itch to doodle on it with a Sharpie.

@Chips dubbo , glad you grew up a little. The stable adults in your life really do only want good for you.

 

[Chips dubbo]

Had i had a normal childhood i imagine id be a very boring person

 

[Madi76Fangirl]

Had i had a normal childhood i imagine id be a very boring person

You definitely have a unique perspective and are much stronger than most your age. Definitely are not a snow flake at all. I so appreciate you for who you are Chips.

 

[Batshit]

Lol, the horsefaced whore has something to say....it's all a bunch of sloppy lies & bullshit but Dumpsssster feels she has the right to complain. Shocker.

Spencer Roland Cain

(Fucking dead @ the winner of The Worst Mother On Earth busting out the MIDDLE NAME. OOOOH, @Chips dubbo GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NAOWW!!!)

Mostly just a bunch of bible cherry picking that compares Spencer having an account here to Judas betraying Jessus, Samson, Israel, Judges, Blahblahblah. She's so fucking pissed rn , hahahahaha!

As usual per every second of her life, Dumpsssster is also confused by calendars. Spencer joined on March 30th, 2019.....because I doxed the doofy cow & he was sleeping on her kitchen floor. The thread was created on February 4th, 2018.

Seethe harder you simple silly slut.

 

[CrazyAsHell]

Had i had a normal childhood i imagine id be a very boring person

@Chips dubbo you are WAY more normal than you have any right to be. I suspect had your dad not been serving our country for most of your younger years, you may have seen a different world but, here we are.

ETA: Bitching because you helped your SON? Seriously? Calling him names? Mother of the year right there. Maybe if your sons don't speak to you, ALL FOUR, you should look at what YOU have done to them. You wonder WHY he told his girlfriend his mother is dead? MAYBE it's the way you treat him and have always treated him. He didn't ask to be born you simpleton. That is on you and Skip! You are an embarrassment to your kids. They are embarrassed by you, you dumb cunt! He may have studied whatever, but at least he doesn't have some larp about being a fucking goddess. You need to be in JAIL.

We stand with @Chips dubbo!!!