Skitzocow Dana Marie Cain / Oracle of Venus / The Scorpion - Divorced Batshit Space Demon Waitress with NPD, Gangstalked by Alphabet Agencies, "Pretending to be Rеtarded", #SaveJoelIrish

Toasty

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I think it pisses Dana off when she gets zero attention.
No shit. She's had no acknowledgment from Joel since he filed the restraining order and it's driving her even more askew. She even believes her latest garden variety troll is a messenger from him. Or that album cover from a random band on Pandora. You know, because the guy had on a shirt with a tie. And somehow that means Mormons. And somehow Mormons means Joel. The universe has spoken! Joel secretly really wants her.
 
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This one is a hoot. She claims Bloomington is the birthplace of the Republican party. It's not FYI you dumb bitch. It is actually Ripon, WI. You are not related to Lincoln; at all. Not hard to figure out lineage and we have our own guru here for that has done just that.


Edit: Dry that shit up bitch. No one buys your phony tears and shit.
 
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This one is a hoot. She claims Bloomington is the birthplace of the Republican party. It's not FYI you dumb bitch. It is actually Ripon, WI. You are not related to Lincoln; at all. Not hard to figure out lineage and we have our own guru here for that has done just that.


Edit: Dry that shit up bitch. No one buys your phony tears and shit.
She is not big on facts.
 
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Especially since she normally makes up her own!
I'm liking this one about the first amendment. Once again, who said the cops' evidenc ehad anything to do with politics or religiion? Where'd she see that? She said a million times before she doesn't know what they based this on. All of a sudden she decided it was something on Facebook. Dreamed it up like so many other things. Facebook and youtube seem to both let her blather on until she starts screaming death threats at Muslims, and such.
 
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This one is a bit boring but she says several times "who I turned out to be". Of course, we all have been waiting for her to tell us EXACTLY who she thinks she is. I doubt we will ever get an answer to that one. I have noticed in several of the videos her vaguely referencing some things we have written here so she is still reading this thread. 'Cmon Dana! Pop on here and answer these questions. We REALLY want to know exactly who you are. I mean, you are so important (according to you) why not just set us all straight? Why not provide some proof, other than your own words on vids or 4-year-old FB posts? I mean, you realize that just saying something doesn't make it so, right? We need some actual PROOF. If you are related to Jefferson or Houston surely you have done your lineage. Show it. Why not shut up all your doubters and just put us in our place by showing the PROOF?

Let me set you straight on a few things that clearly your mother forgot to teach you. You DESERVE nothing. No one deserves anything. You want something? EARN IT. No one owes you a fucking thing you self-entitled cow. Stop talking shit about people. You make all these claims about how others have done you wrong. Trolled you, harassed you, threatened you. Yet you do the exact same thing! If you put your life out there in YouTube land telling all your business and making all these wild claims, someone somewhere is going to call you out. Guess what? There is jack shit you can do about that. Just like there is jack shit anyone can do about your running at the mouth about fucking aliens and shit. Your entire family thinks you are a fucking nutcase. Literally, ALL of them. Now, if your family who should know you better than anyone thinks your a nutcase, how do you think others will not? Another thing, you should not lie. Isn't that in your little book of fairy tales? Not long ago, you claimed in one of your vids, that your stepfather who, according to you, sexually assaulted you and is now "rotting in a TX prison". No. He is dead. He has been dead for many years.

While I enjoyed your trip down memory lane yesterday with the vid you played with you crying from a hotel room 4 or so years ago, I love how you only played a small piece of that video. In that video, you were crying and BEGGING Skip to send you money to get you back to TX and to him. You ran off. You claim it was because you were not safe. Yet, you left your CHILDREN in this "unsafe" environment. What kind of fucking mother does that? Most mothers, at least ones who are not narcissistic fucking sluts, put their children FIRST. Not you, though. Nope. It's all about Dana. Same shit with your first marriage. You claimed you "escaped the mob". However, you left your children in that situation. Do you see a theme here, Dana. Every fucking body else does.


More crazy alien jibberish.....


She's done it again! All hail the might queen Dana! She has uncovered things now about our origins and it all makes perfect sense! She has saved us all! Thank God....I was sure Armageddon was at our door for sure. I mean, I am not even sure how I survived up til now. Now, I am not sure when she had time to do that. In between her important day job as a fucking waitress, vids bitching about cops, Skip, Stephanie, Joel, Niles, etc....I mean when did she fit this in? She is AMAZING! We owe our very lives to this all-important, most intelligent woman! Thank the gods this bitch had Pandora and the "heavily rotated" music....that she herself chose since Pandora just doesn't play songs on a whim. Pandora is the key! Songs are telling her that someone is "diggin'" her (for fuck's sake, I haven't heard THAT saying since the fucking '60s). She talks about being an ordained minister but fails to mention she sent some jack-off company a few bucks for a piece of paper. She is a mail-order minister! More blah, blah about how wonderful she is. Same shit, different video.

 
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She's ordained by the universal life church. Same outfit that Pastor Bob got his silly papers from.
 
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She's done it again! All hail the might queen Dana! She has uncovered things now about our origins and it all makes perfect sense! She has saved us all! Thank God....I was sure Armageddon was at our door for sure. I mean, I am not even sure how I survived up til now. Now, I am not sure when she had time to do that. In between her important day job as a fucking waitress, vids bitching about cops, Skip, Stephanie, Joel, Niles, etc....I mean when did she fit this in? She is AMAZING! We owe our very lives to this all-important, most intelligent woman! Thank the gods this bitch had Pandora and the "heavily rotated" music....that she herself chose since Pandora just doesn't play songs on a whim. Pandora is the key! Songs are telling her that someone is "diggin'" her (for fuck's sake, I haven't heard THAT saying since the fucking '60s). She talks about being an ordained minister but fails to mention she sent some jack-off company a few bucks for a piece of paper. She is a mail-order minister! More blah, blah about how wonderful she is. Same shit, different video.

My eyes glaze over and I never finish these videos. I guess she's still a waitress and hasn't joined the CIA yet, either. She seems to have given up on the 80 million. I could have missed something, I've been skipping a lot.
 

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My eyes glaze over and I never finish these videos. I guess she's still a waitress and hasn't joined the CIA yet, either. She seems to have given up on the 80 million. I could have missed something, I've been skipping a lot.
Nah, you did not miss anything. It's the same jumping-around-with-my-stories shit that she always does. I think she figures if she does that, everyone will forget all the other shit. She doesn't need that $80 mil now anyway. She just saved the whole fucking planet!
 

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Nah, you did not miss anything. It's the same jumping-around-with-my-stories shit that she always does. I think she figures if she does that, everyone will forget all the other shit. She doesn't need that $80 mil now anyway. She just saved the whole fucking planet!
LOL. What is so funny is she apparently never even heard of the Sumerians until a few months ago and she acts like she "discovered" this ancient myth. She's a trip
 
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LOL. What is so funny is she apparently never even heard of the Sumerians until a few months ago and she acts like she "discovered" this ancient myth. She's a trip
What's funnier is the myth she is taking as it's real. I'm not saying one way or another since I didn't exist then, but.....
 
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This one kills me. The "reverend Dana" Talking about Noah's dick......


So....she is basing all her info on another crazy ass YouTuber. We MUST accept this!

 

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Tami Hess
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But he's a "legit guy." Those are awesome credentials.
I'm just glad she finally has someone who can "back up" her claims!

Butt-sex. You're welcome


And now apparently the CIA has channeled her "gods"........what in the fuck.

 
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Do I have to keep reminding people? Please do not link to her videos. Rip them and repost them here. If you cannot, just rip them and upload them to mega or dropbox or somewhere so we can repost them. She will delete her videos and your posts will be nonsensical garbage.

Thank you.
 

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Do I have to keep reminding people? Please do not link to her videos. Rip them and repost them here. If you cannot, just rip them and upload them to mega or dropbox or somewhere so we can repost them. She will delete her videos and your posts will be nonsensical garbage.

Thank you.
So sorry. However, EVERY TIME I download them and post that way, someone gets their panties in a wad and accuse me of double posting. Which way you want it?
 
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So sorry. However, EVERY TIME I download them and post that way, someone gets their panties in a wad and accuse me of double posting. Which way you want it?
When in doubt, always download them.

Edit: and use the editbutton to avoid doubleposting.

Cannot miss out on Dana buttplowing.
 
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