Lolcow Daniel "Danny" Moore / Ursa Stultus / DannyXX39 / Danny the Panda -

ViolentGiant

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First exposed by Something Awful goon and Let's Player ChipCheezum and his comrade General Ironicus for the burgeoning "Retsupurae" video craze of the late aughts, Danny boy was ridiculed online for a few weeks until he played the Autism card and guilted ChipCheezum into taking down the video (which was fortunately reuploaded by youtube user ZetaRidge7). He really likes sonic, and he admittedly lives in his mother's basement; wasting countless hours writing vapid and bemusing sonic-meets-megaman-meets-whatever-the-fuck fan fictions starring his OC "Danny the Panda". He did a couple let's plays of some shitty sonic games, and has been active for years with almost no encouragement from anyone (which would lead me to believe he has an inflated sense of self-worth). Here are a couple of choice videos from his library of recorded shame.

(Mankind in the boiler room).

(One of my personal favorites).

(Here he is talking about one of his inane fictions in the form of some video game he thought up called SonicGalaxy, which had it's own forum. Does this seem familiar? )

Here's the retsupurae,

https://www.facebook.com/daniel.moore.7146557

http://socialblade.com/youtube/user/dannyxx39

https://plus.google.com/112215882853934341526/posts

http://pinsta.me/dannyxx39

http://www.capcom-unity.com/danny_x...eo:_the_absents_make_their_first_move_(part_2)

https://www.fanfiction.net/u/2988159/DannyGeneticBioWeaponXX39

Big bad Dan talking about some evil hedgehog he made with a final fantasy haircut. Evidence suggests he did battle with this heinous villain some months ago. I can only imagine the terrible fury of the mighty savior of Mobius known as "Danny the panda" as the battle raged.

Artist's interpretation of what an evil hedgehog looks like in the wild.
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pickledance

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Does he flip out over criticism and chimp out or is he just a run of the mill sonic sperg?
 

ViolentGiant

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Does he flip out over criticism and chimp out or is he just a run of the mill sonic sperg?
He reacts to criticism with a disproportionate amount of feedback--which mainly consists of him vocalizing how mean his detractors are in a very diffident, delicate way. But he does show an odd amount of real anger toward fictional characters that have never crossed him (and talks about wishing he could mutilate them in various ways), so I'm sure he can be turned into quite a spectacle with the right amount of provocation.
 
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chimpburgers

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I wanna what else makes this guy stand out as a lolcow. I'd like to see some of the highlights of the craziest shit he's done.
 

ViolentGiant

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This is a more subtle kind of crazy than the bigger lolcows.
"Autism" and "Manchild" are terms that tend to get used fast and loose in this community,


Description: "Christmas is next Saturday...can you believe it? Hope the Grinch doesn't come and steal your Christmas tree, your presents, and everything else!
(If you think that my singing is bad, then please, by all means, NO CRITICISM ALLOWED. It'll send the wrong message to Santa Claus.)"

He's been doing stupid shit like this for over five years, with no one pushing him to do it. Imagine if someone did.

Edit: He says "George Foreman grill with removable parts" like he's going to install a V8 engine in it or some shit.
 

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Dude, this fucker's still going the last video he posted was posted 4 days ago, he seems to make like 5-6 videos a month.
Just one of his characters has like, 4 forms

And behold: THE DEFINITE GUIDE TO DRAGONS aka everything you wanted to know about dragons but didn't ask because you're not autistic

I'm going to do a video of me drawing his character, post it, watch him shit himself, ????? and then profit.

EDIT: For the love of Christ I found his forum
http://z15.invisionfree.com/Sonic_Galaxy_3/index.php?
 

ViolentGiant

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Excerpt from one of his forum posts,
"Do you ever wonder why I hate that pink hedgehog? Well, I just do. Which is why I've decided to create a topic involving that pathetic excuse for a female character in Sonic history. Yeah, we all know that she's easy to anger, but this whole chasing after Sonic thing...god, NO. Absolutely not my cup of tea at all. There's been so many people on various Sonic websites who like this SonAmy crap, but not here in SonicGalaxy. Because I feel that she should just DIE.

This is my reason. For those of you who don't like Amy Rose at all, then guess what. Let's let me and Kai list your names down, whether or not you are an Amy hater. Because SHE. IS. DISGUSTING.

And just remember, that there is love, and there is hatred."

Maybe he's like Genie the feral child, but instead of being shackled to the wall and being beaten with a two-by-four everyday, he was locked in the basement and placated with sonic comics.
 

Bugaboo

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I started drawing his weird self insert thang. Basically I had this thing to work with

Let me tell you all, this is one of the most convoluted Sonic OCs I have ever seen in my life, and believe me, I have been asked/payed/held at gunpoint to draw a few in my time.
Anyway here's the sketch

I had to simplify the design to the extreme to get it to fix on reasonable cartoon character and not look like a fucking eyesore
Yes, I can't hand
 

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I started drawing his weird self insert thang. Basically I had this thing to work with

Let me tell you all, this is one of the most convoluted Sonic OCs I have ever seen in my life, and believe me, I have been asked/payed/held at gunpoint to draw a few in my time.
Anyway here's the sketch

I had to simplify the design to the extreme to get it to fix on reasonable cartoon character and not look like a fucking eyesore
Yes, I can't hand
Your sketch is pretty good, but dear Christ, what's up with those hands on the ref?!
 

ViolentGiant

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Wait, is that panda supposed to be a good guy?
"Danny the Panda" is Danny the Manchild's self insert Sonic OC; so yes, he is the end-all be-all good incarnate Christ figure of Danny's twisted world. Depending on what meticulously, psychotically assembled timeline you're observing, Panda Danny may or may not be the Monarch of "Albion" the setting of the Fable series of video games which Danny shamelessly ripped off.
 
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I think there should be some more retsupurae target threads, there's some real sperg let's players out there, only other sort of retsupurae related lolcow is DSP. Semi-related, Lowtax and Shmorky did a let's play of a shitty FPS creator game called Caves of Hell on his gaming garbage channel and the creator, Yoshandue who is a Yoshi diaper fetishist, chimped out in the comments, saying he worked really hard on it (it took him like a week of part time work to "make" aka drag and drop items from a program) and just taking no responsibility for what he made. He also chimps out on the site he uploaded the game to, Game Jolt. He then deleted all his comments and now does terrible let's plays on a new channel.
 

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Bugaboo

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According to his InkBunny he redesigned his character

Great, now I have to start all over again :(
Also, hi Shadow The Hedgehog!

(Isn't inkbunny the site that allows cubporn? dats nastay)

EDIT: I did it, I'm a physco
 
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ViolentGiant

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According to his InkBunny he redesigned his character

Great, now I have to start all over again :(
Also, hi Shadow The Hedgehog!

(Isn't inkbunny the site that allows cubporn? dats nastay)

EDIT: I did it, I'm a physco
The joy oozing out of me cannot be described by any English words. I almost died young.
Now let's see what Danny thinks about it.

Edit: Alright, It's done. Keep your eyes peeled, kiddies.
 
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Legitimate protip: Never color with straight up black!
I cannot stress this enough.
 
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