Daniel Maurer / Eris Maurer / Jen Durbent - Trans stand up "comic", deviant author, tranny behemoth

[TiggerNits]

He inspired me to make a poem. It's a haiku.

Fatty isn't funny
And he is worse at manhood
He should neck himself

Well hey there Fatty
Hope your weekend goes to plan
But the word is "hanged"

 

[Clown Baby]

Did you know I was a girl when you called me ugly, dad?
No. How could you? I was and am.
My brow too big, my chest too big my hands too big my feet too big my all my everything big.
I cannot restrain myself, make poetry of pain I feel just gazing upon myself, crooked nose, one eye smaller than another.
And you who wanted me to date girls, not be one.
My gender defined me fully, hidden away, far from sight. And how could you know how could you.
You cannot forgive the dead. You cannot forgive the dead.
He wanted forgiveness? He should not have killed himself.

My dad killed himself but it's all about me because he didn't know I'm a girl inside reeeeee

That fucking poem pdf. lmao, a beaut

 

[Dirt McGirt]

Who knew Artie Lange would troon out and that would kill any comedic talent he had?

 

[Abortions4All]

All these fetishists love patent leather shoes because of the old wives' tale that you could see little girls' underwear reflected in their shiny black patent leather shoes.

 

[Ruin]

Who knew Artie Lange would troon out and that would kill any comedic talent he had?

The spit stain on his morbidly obese wife's shirt is a nice touch. They seem like they deserve each other.

 

[Smutley]

YOU DON'T SAY!!!

"Flash Fiction" generally means "unedited and poorly written stream of conscious rehashes of TV shows watched last month"

lol

totally not a fetish

I'm not sure what it is Fat Dan does, but I highly doubt "manager" is anywhere in his job description.

 

[Chiang Kai-shek]

Why is it always the fatties the become trannies? And transition really late in life?

 

[AJ 447]

So I'm really supposed to believe this beast never had a Fetlife account?

 

[Slowboat to China]

Probably , but this seems to me like one of those cases where the gender dysphoria was at least partially linked to depression. He enjoyed cross-dressing, and when depression hit and he used that enjoyment to escape from it, he came to the conclusion that his depression was actually gender dysphoria and decided to hit the hormones.

He doesn't need estrogen, he needs Escitalopram, and a buttload of therapy with it. Trying to cure depression by getting parts cut off doesn't usually work, unless the part is your own head, and that doesn't leave you very well-adjusted afterwards.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

My sister saw me reading the first post and, as far from internet drama she is, she had a good laugh about this guy. So he is objectively that bad.

 

[Abortions4All]

Why is it always the fatties the become trannies? And transition really late in life?

Once your belly fat starts converting all your T to estradiol, you may as well go full troon, I guess.

 

[Incredible Crisis]

Why is it always the fatties the become trannies? And transition really late in life?

To escape what they let themselves become.

 

[HenryKissiger]

"I hate white ppl! Punch Nazis! I'm trans btw. Boys r gross."

Wow, truly inspirational words. A pioneer of the trans community, creating a bridge to all sexes with such profound and relatable humor.

Spoiler

And totally not fat.

 

[Male]

 

[Fritzocrat]

Shave him bald and he kinda reminds me of Homer in a mumu.

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

this is not comedy

this is a peep hole into hell

 

[BV 937]

This is just sad

 

[Cheeseburger Picnic]

Year highlight is after Orlando's gay nightclub shooting his wife gives him a dress. I loved the way she told him she wanted him dead, savage af. He didn't get that tho.

Sorry if late but what's the sauce on this? I couldn't find it.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

 

[Jan_Hus]

"There once was a tranny named Jen,
Who used to be a fat man named Dan
He decided to troon out,
And then go for a pout
because his wife still called him a man"