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I’m going to begin with the hardest piece of information to believe in this whole post. She is 27. This: is Danielle Beaulieu, AKA, Danielle Baloo. The “spiritual successor” to Jessica Nigri according to some. Danielle was once known for her armored WoW and LoL cosplays. She had a small amount of notoriety in the Riot community due to this. Over the last 2 years or so, she has been mainly focused on petplay boudoir. She now makes 1-2 detailed armored cosplay a year for the last 2 years, with much smaller projects in between and mostly relies on showing her fucked up titty meat instead of actually trying to cosplay much of anything.
Whoever told you that not smiling preserves your face, look at this bitch’s face. She has a face that’s just perfectly made for radio. She looks like the living embodiment of a menthol cigarette, except she’s not nearly as cool. She is also a “non-nude” cosplayer who recently cashed in on showing her “100% real” tits, just… don’t zoom in. Please. I warned you.
And let's enhance that just a bit...
Zoinks scoobs, her Areola looks like chewed up beef jerky. If she got those tits for free she paid way the fuck too much money. It litereally looks like her surgeon used a fucking samurai sword to perform surgery on her; not to mention that you could park a fucking semi long-ways between these fucking things:
She looks like Jack Skellington with tits that attach to her armpits. Swipe left Michael Jackson, I’m not looking to be diddled.
Like seriously, based on this lineup, can you identify the man that touched you?
Surely this post isn’t all about how she photoshops the FUCK out of herself because of her botched tits and her ratchet ass face, nah, there’s more, unfortunately for us all.
Check out the shapewear in this images to give her that BBW look. We can see the outlines of the holes in your shorts, sweetie. You aren’t fooling anyone.
Sweet fupa bro. Putting aside the fact that she looks like a dried up raisin with jacked up titties at the ripe old age of 27 let's get to the meat and potatoes of this post al-fucking-ready.
So let’s start with Jessica Nigri as our litmus for a successful cos-superstar who probably only lightly manipulates her follower numbers to make herself look better:
https://www.facebook.com/OfficialJessicaNigri , at the time of writing, she has 4.695 million likes, and 6.9m followers, there may be some shenanigans here where there’s more followers than likes, maybe not, but it’s pretty close to a 1:1.5 relationship, so I’ll let it slide. Let’s take a peek at Danielle Beaulieu’s numbers https://www.facebook.com/Daniellecosplay: 693,536 likes, 7,727,430 followers -- Ah yes. A 1:10.2 ratio is really believable while losing roughly 2000 followers each and every month and posting roughly once a month to on her facebook. Here’s another really fun chart, but this time for her instagram where she reupped with some fake followers, the squares are when she wasn’t posting, crazy that you would go up 4k followers per day while not posting or doing anything and not appearing in any media.
Perhaps you’re still not convinced, alright, let’s keep digging.
Scrolling back on her facebook page’s posted media from its inception until May 7th, 2018, the highest amount of likes on a single post was 13k and on average she’d be between 30 and 80 shares, which for a self-grown account is great. This is right around the time when facebook started fucking with its algorithm and nerfing the shit out of reach. Meanwhile, here’s Danielle, trying to sell a product and getting 24k likes and 600+ shares
What’s interesting is that EVERY SINGLE POST after May 18th except for those that are explicitly advertising other things (cons, artists, etc) manage to get 15k+ likes, and on AVERAGE 200-500 shares. For those of you counting, every single post gets more than her most liked post ever, and gets 2x-4x the shares. As time went on this became increasingly brazen and leads us to where we are now. 89k likes, 1.6k comments and 900 shares
But hey, maybe I’m overreacting, maybe this is all normal. She’s an entrepreneur after all, perhaps this cosplay stuff is just what she used to do!. Snap, crackle and heartfelt pop, perhaps I was too harsh on this poor girl with all of her startup pep and spirit.
Having a look at some posts about Danielle Beaulieu’s startup “Toe Beanies” reveals that they are “Patent Pending” and have 2 patents in the works for how they mould the silicone and how they adhere it to the socks.
Of course the us patent office knows fucking NOTHING about this:
But at this point we’ve found out that Danielle is not exactly trustworthy. In fact the majority of the work on these socks isn’t even being done by her (according to this the instagram story that I’ve saved for posterity)
Lastly -- this high spirit, beautiful, fresh-faced entrepreneur; the next Jessica Nigri 2.0 must be making money hand-over-fist. Between having a GIGANTIC following, rivaling that of Jessica Nigri (who is herself a millionaire), a booming sock business, a patreon, onlyfans, and being a regular on the con-circuit she must be well on her way to being a millionaire herself!
Well boo-fucking-hoo. Let’s start a gofundme for this little fucking snowflake. I seriously think that she’s strung out on something because she can’t manage her own fucking bills, clearly. If she isn’t grossly spending her money elsewhere, then she’s clearly banking the cash and milking her handful of real fans for they are worth.
She was making 30k per month but was not spending even an eighth of the money she makes on production value when she started trying to pull in money to "cover her medical bills" when she had the dental issue and resulting hives / the weight gain. Why couldn't she pay her own medical bills if she was banking 6 figures a year? Are you telling me someone who makes this much money doesn't have medical insurance? If she was making ONLY 30k a month, she's making 360k per year, before taxes. She was making 15k on Patreon, at least a few extra thousands on Toe Beanies (socks going for 45-60$ a pair) and 15k later on OF. (She’s since hidden your ability to see how much she makes).
I would say that I can’t wait to see her fall from grace, but she has no real fans, no real followers, and no real products to her name, so I guess I am hoping for her to just keep doing what she’s doing; being a heffer who can’t make public appearances because she’s not what she portrays herself to be. Praise be to Allah that her boyfriend is a high functioning photoshop god who will run her business for her.
Years ago, she would make comments to friends about being addicted to opioids. How long until she gets hooked on something to help her trim down? I’m ready for the Danielle cosplay with no teeth that 2021 is gonna bring us, provided we all manage to survive 2020.
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