Darkest thoughts and fantasies you ever had - confess yourself

[Monika H.]

Hallo, hallo!
Everyone has strange and/or disturbing thoughts buried in the darkest recesses of their mind.
Kiwis, what are yours?
Feel free to share, but limit the powerlevel and details for the sake of the NSA/MI-6/Interpol agent reading this thread.

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

I wanted to post on the kiwifarms

 

[Black Waltz]

Donating to charity

 

[The Manglement]

I once thought "Maybe troons are people just like us, and are inherently worthy of our respect". Then I woke up screaming.

 

[IV 445]

I had a dream of making eye contact with women and....and holding hands

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

I had a dream of making eye contact with women and....and holding hands

Stuff like this is why the rest of the internet thinks we're all a bunch of sick fucks.

Although, in all fairness, I once wondered what it would be like to hug a girl. I mean, without being pepper sprayed.

 

[NoFeline]

I had a dream of making eye contact with women and....and holding hands

Well I was going to say cannibalism but this guy's clearly got me beat.

 

[Monika H.]

I once dreamed I was chief of a terrible, racist and murderous organization; and that I organized one of the worst crimes in human history... oh, wait....

 

[Ravelord]

My name is Not Important; what is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking hate this world, and the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred, and I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance, and no life is worth saving, and I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill and it's time for me to die; my genocide crusade begins... here!

 

[ES 148]

I wanna be the guy

 

[RG 448]

I’ve got a long, sharp knife. If I start chopping, I don’t know when to stop. And all the fellas better watch their wives ‘cause I don’t care whose meat I chop.

 

[Xetzyr]

I once imagined bringing about the end of the world by creating millions of tornadoes ripping across the land... only instead of being wind they would be made of FIRE!

 

[QU 734]

I'd like to have a nice, normal relationship where I can take a woman out and show her off instead of keeping her tied up in my cellar.

 

[Coldgrip]

I sometimes like to think that I have friends.

 

[Draza]

Having a girlfriend.

 

[Ass eating cunt]

Every time I hold a knife next to someone I get a tiny urge to stab them, this has been happening ever since I binged a couple of horror movies when I was a kid

 

[HY 140]

I thought about having a social life

 

[FierceBrosnan]

Sometimes I'll get stuck in a convo with a coworker in the break room when all I wanted was coffee. I'll start to think "what would happen, right now, if I threw my coffee in their face? What would happen if I took that opportunity to just beat every once of shit out of them? Or what if I just tackled their ass out of this window? We are on the 3rd floor that would make a mess...". But then I realize that's pretty fucked up so I tell a few stupid jokes or nod along with whatever they are saying and go back to my office.

EDIT: spacing.

 

[NARPASSWORD]

I often have fantasies of wiping out every weeb on the planet, but I guess that's not what you would call a "dark" fantasy.

 

[SirQuicksand]

I have thoughts of browsing Kiwi Farms, all while a nuclear war of epic proportions is taking place near me.