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I think he has some sort of developmental issue, which could be why he's awkward.
But it can't be too bad since he was able to join the Royal Canadian Air Cadets, but they are Canadian and I can't be fucked to look up how strict they are - if at all.
As a fucken leaf, I know that all you do in Air cadets is stand at attention and turn every couple of minutes. Besides that its raising money outside of Tim Hortons, not sure if Derichs advanced to do that one...
 

D.JOHNDEER

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RIP papa minecraft. Apparently there's a site that follows Daves bans in real time now?

you can see the message, time, type of user etc. There's a whole DSP web ecosystem sprouting up. This, pigpiggo, etc.
 

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Holy shit, just went through some of the older doxxes and it's literally a trend that whoever is a genuine fan of DSP has some form of mental handicap. Furfags, queers, homos, weirdoes, losers, creeps, weebs, wannabe pedophiles, stalkers, mentally ill fuckers, widowers, regular fags, socially awkward people, low-skilled workers, children, autists. All of them have been profiled via doxxes.

This is... amazing. DSP literally creates a vortex of autism with its own personal gravitational pull and orbit.

DSP could be the next breakthrough the scientific community has been waiting for in terms of figuring out what's wrong with the human psyche.

Top universities and colleges should study his Twitch chat to have a look of what failure looks like in physical form.
 

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Delrich seems so sweet. How does Phil attract these people? I don't understand why he appeals to them.
Cause he's the only person in his life that gives him "attention".

I'm gonna power level myself a bit here, but I really sympathize with the kid. Being an Asian kid with some kinda tism or any other issues is rough. There's a huge stigma around mental health with Asians and his parents are probably dealing with whatever issues he has by ignoring it and blaming him for acting out and shit. Without the proper resources and understanding, you're just the weird kid in school making it really hard to find friends. Phil's forced "interactions" with Derrick is probably the closest thing he gets to what seems like a nice positive interaction he gets everyday. The kid was probably really looking forward to play some Roblox with the slob, but at the end of the day the pig roach was the same as the other people he interacts with everyday, annoyed and grossed out by his "weirdness".

Anyways, that's just my autistic 2 cents, but it really pisses me off that DSP or any other streamer takes advantage of these guys which I'm assuming takes up a large part of any whale population.
 

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Holy shit, just went through some of the older doxxes and it's literally a trend that whoever is a genuine fan of DSP has some form of mental handicap. Furfags, queers, homos, weirdoes, losers, creeps, weebs, wannabe pedophiles, stalkers, mentally ill fuckers, widowers, regular fags, socially awkward people, low-skilled workers, children, autists. All of them have been profiled via doxxes.

This is... amazing. DSP literally creates a vortex of autism with its own personal gravitational pull and orbit.

DSP could be the next breakthrough the scientific community has been waiting for in terms of figuring out what's wrong with the human psyche.

Top universities and colleges should study his Twitch chat to have a look of what failure looks like in physical form.
The winner of future warfare will absolutely be the first to use localized DSP rounds.

Like I'm just imagining they treat it as firing off a nuke, but it's just dropping DSP off over on the country from a helicopter and he just streams himself as per usual.
 

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Delrich seems so sweet. How does Phil attract these people? I don't understand why he appeals to them.
I think that is it though. A lot of these unique individuals are probably meek in real life. Except Sidella... I could see him biting people. But that is also how Phil appeals to them - they are likely bullied and stepped on, either by peers (probably Derich) or life (Jeff). Now if you take Phil's bullshit at face value, Phil positions himself as the underdog and perpetual victim of the world at large, who takes the hate that the world throws at him and uses it to become stronger, and stand as a champion of the underdogs. He can be flatly aggressive to people who displease him, something the Derichs can't do, and leads an ideal life from the perspective of these people (he has a wife, he has a house, his job is playing games for 6 hours a day).

Anyone without these issues (or, hell with these issues but a higher IQ), can see that Phil is, at best, a bitch who tries to be the bully but ends up with his tail between his legs, or someone who got bullied because he was a cocky asshole and deserved it. They see his life as held together with duct tape and built on a big fault line, and modern Phil as a droopy parasite insulting people for even daring to question the lies that he feeds to the Derichs of the world.

But Phil has enough of a hold on them that they'll camp in his chat fighting the trolls alongside their idol while Phil scrambles to ban mention of 'foreclosure' faster than he'll ban the people posting the dox of his loyal wards in the chat. Like yesterday when he was only going to time someone out for spamming Papavera's dox during the Minecraft stream... something actually against the ToS. But you're on a one way ticket to the chaos realm if you say 'snort' you piece of shit.

A lot of Phil's fans are in need of help, and at this point, there is no way Phil is ignorant to who his fans are. It's probably partly why he worries about doing anything with them - they're either going to be mockable and difficult to manage like kekon, or they'll be competent, easily steal the show and then shit on him like Brian.

And finally, in typical Phil fashion, the biggest giveaway that Phil knows his audience is that they are exactly who he says watches everyone else- literal children and people with mental problems. Always look to what Phil criticizes and assume it's exactly what he's doing and you'll never be wrong.
 

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I'm on my phone, so forgive me for this short post about a MrHuth Stuff video.

This video expresses one of Phil's top chat supporters, currently goes by Phrenelith, who rants about political discussions and compares Kiwi Farms to " SJWs and 4channers" because of KF's in depth analysis on his favorite streamer.

Around the 20 minute mark, he tries to tell Phil about "detractors" in chat but Phil threatens to ban him if he continues talking.

White knighting at its finest. If this thread is inappropriate, do what you will.
 

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Dave also said adopting a pet and then returning it is like adopting a child and then returning it. Exceptional and ignorant af but after all he is the same guy who thinks mocking gout is like mocking a missing limb.
uh wrong! phil thinks making fun of gout is like making fun of a kid with glasses and by the way Jasper agrees with him
 
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What are the chances of zipper dragon being some dick joke?
100%. At the very least.

Delrich seems so sweet. How does Phil attract these people? I don't understand why he appeals to them.
He did steal his mom's credit card to fraudulently give his parent's money to Phil though. Lonely teenager seeks acceptance is a common tale and they often end up seeking it in a not so great situation or from a not so great individual, which is the situation here. (Also usually there's a no doxing minors rule in effect due to legal entanglement issues that result from getting underage persons involved in kiwifarming but I guess it's wild west up in this motherfucker?)

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Name: Jordan Hernandez
Nickname:
  • thajottplays
  • thajott
  • thajott86
Location: Galveston, Texas
Birth date: 25 NOV, 1986
Education: University of Houston, Business Administration
Current job: Streamer *Read likely unemployed

Social media:
Twitch: https://twitch.tv/thajottplays/
YouTube: https://youtube.com/channel/UCjrEcmQB4SqK8NI5BB3Z96w
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/jordan.hernandez.921
Job Facebook: https://m.facebook.com/thajottplays/
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thajott/
Twitter: https://twitter.com/thajott1
Twitter: https://twitter.com/thajott
Twitter: https://twitter.com/jordanh0990

Random sites:
Fiverr: https://www.fiverr.com/thajottplays
Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198855800442
Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/user/thajott/

Epic:
Wedding: https://www.zola.com/wedding/theresaandjordan2020
Wife Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/pinkt143
Did this one even cheer\sub\tip? Happy New Year either way.


I'm on my phone, so forgive me for this short post about a MrHuth Stuff video.

This video expresses one of Phil's top chat supporters, currently goes by Phrenelith, who rants about political discussions and compares Kiwi Farms to " SJWs and 4channers" because of KF's in depth analysis on his favorite streamer.

Around the 20 minute mark, he tries to tell Phil about "detractors" in chat but Phil threatens to ban him if he continues talking.

White knighting at its finest. If this thread is inappropriate, do what you will.
This one is a fascinating case to try and delve into the motives of. It's not just Phil he spends on either, I've seen him as a top tipper\contributor for Superblindman, maybe even Kekon too, I can't recall exactly? I still can't shake the feeling it's a ironic fan situation who takes exception to what he perceives as taking what should be a joke too far, when considering what's going on in this specific thread, for example, but like I've said, that's very tough to reconcile with the large contributions this one throws regularly into the streamer pot. He wants to call out, somewhat rightly, how unnecessarily serious of buisness the internet is being taken as, but falls into the same trap himself by not being able to just laugh at it with all the absurdity on display at the end of the day from both directions of the street traffic. Maybe it's drunk posting on his part causing that but it's still a glaring blind spot of hypocrisy if that's where he's trying to argue others to ending up philosophically...

Anyway, one thing is obvious, Nigel is most certainly doing godbear's work this year.
 
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