Muscle Memory Typos & Memory Hole Commas!
- Mar 4, 2021
Phil's take on SFV on twitter is the greatest proof of his disconnect from reality.
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Outside of his usual lack of self awareness, he has no idea what people think. He claims to have suffered through it but he barely played the fucking thing. At least LTG played the game for most of its life. Also he didn't stay away from SF since he kept playing the anniversary collection for years,
Also with SFV being a commercial success and a competitive giant, why would it make any radical changes that would please dinosaurs like him.
Also he hated playing sf4 since he only played it online and supposedly kept dropping his inputs. Speaking of online, he wouldn't want to play a hypothetical sf6 because it's most likely to have rollback netcode which he hates.
My favorite part about that is that no one fucking cares what DSP has to say about fighting games. Nobody. He is known for his 4th place win on a shitty port nobody uses, getting eliminated by Tokido at that same EVO (and being thoroughly DSP about it), making up wins at tournaments nobody can confirm, making up excuses when he loses (which never make any sense), being the guy who dodged SFV and therefore has no business talking about it at all, getting perfected in SF4 and calling his opponent a cheater, showing some of the worst sportsmanship ever in every single fighting game video he has posted, and so many other things that disqualify him that I'm not going to bother because you get the picture.
Phil knows all of this and ignores it because 1) he's stupid and 2) he thinks other people are stupid enough to give him what he wants and disregard all the reasons why he's deservedly irrelevant. He's also probably gearing up for using SF6 to save his stream, even though the only way that will happen is if he keeps playing online once all the noobs have surpassed him in skill. Which we know he won't, because he has a well established pattern of ducking out after he can no longer curb-stomp people who don't know what they're doing.
Which is what makes his claims about being good at chess back in the day utterly laughable. I'm sure he stopped playing his classmates, but not because of them being too easy to beat. It was because the teacher would let him win, and they didn't. Phil has NEVER shown any enjoyment of a challenge, only enjoyment of easy victories. And getting lucky. The idea that he got bored of beating his classmates all day is as ridiculous as his facial hair. There's nothing I could picture him being more ecstatic about. Except gambling.
holy shit, there were more to those tweets? I only saw the first 2 unless he's repeating himself since the last capcom showcase.
It's quite amazing if you think about it, he closed off replies, he's not quoting anyone, he's got all his info wrong...again but it's to himself. This is the twitter version of the crazy homeless guy in the back of the subway telling a dead pigeon he walks around with how he was once Jeff Bezos and one day the gay frogs will come for him and he will save amazon from hemorrhaging money.
Yes PP the franchise that has it's own weeklies and major cup needs to be revitalized. I'm kinda thinking he's not even going to try it. He's going to eventually find out what everyone has known since they announced Luke, he's a preview of how SF6 will be. Personally, I assume it's his combo structure and V-trigger. He's going to hate it before it even comes out, shit on the game anytime someone utter capcom which will send him off on those "OK WE GET IT!" triads of exceptionalism, lies and misinformation.
Oh, she's JUST as bad as DSP. I discovered her via ItsAGundam awhile back and he called her "The female DSP." She talks about money JUST like DSP, she treats her chat like crap, just like Dave, and one of her white knights got all weird and giddy when he touched her arm. This is how I imagined DSP's paypigs at first after giving Phil a part of their SSI checks: getting all happy, because he got acknowledged by some 38 year shut-in.
Didn't she get notoriety cause her cooch made a guest appearance on stream?