DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: Main Thread #2 - General Discussion Boogaloo

[King of Hateful Slurs]

 

[Optimus Prime]

IMO I think being given money while playing video games is the dumbest thing ever. There should be a standard. It's different if you are receiving money and want to upgrade and to HUGE EMPHASIS- give back to your viewers who supported you literally financially to have the best of everything. Again, at it's core, giving a single person, or those CGI groups like Hololive or whatever or a cam girl to simply turn on a camera and play video games and receive thousands upon thousands of dollars is the dumbest thing ever. DSP in our case gets money to pay his bills fleeced from dent head/wheel chairs. If you did legit walkthroughs with strategy and commentary on top of it all, tip the person. But to simply drop $100s of dollars for the simple fact a person can play video games is retarded. If you were to be paid playing video games, their should be like an Ambassador program where game companies and anything game related could pay you to play video games, that is not being a shill. Never mind this whole "kiss the games ass" no, said gaming company or console brand pays you to play video games.

I see it as not giving people money to play video games but giving them money for providing entertainment - that entertainment being the person reacting, commentary, etc. while playing the game. Most big time streamers that I know of don't exclusively do video games, or they provide variations of the games that are unique unto them (I.E. one guy tries to perform a simple challenge in a modded game and through a combination of voice-activated software and him reading chat messages, the audience can introduce obstacles to try and impede progress, whereupon the real excitement comes from him trying to focus on the game AND pre-empting any attempts of messages to make him say things and with the chat people to find creative ways to slip trigger words under the radar.)

Much the same way you would give a street performer or a busker some money in the little tip jar/hat/whatever as you pass by. The online platform simply makes it a lot more convenient for people to donate absurd amounts of money.

The problem with DSP is, well...he's not entertaining. That's why his audience has shrunk to only being a handful of legitimately mentally challenged people and the ironic watchers who want to see him mess up. And the former I think are only still around because they're so used to the routine (Stockholm Syndome, essentially) that they don't even think of finding somebody better even as Phil is tossed from platform to platform. Or Derrich who I'm pretty sure is around because Phil lets him be a creepy fuck that would get shut down on virtually any other stream instantly. Phil is the worst example of streaming because it's not a healthy arrangement, Phil doesn't even like streaming and always emphasizes the donation shit because it's the main way he funds his gacha addiction. His life is a fucking trainwreck and all he ever complains about ultimately circles back to not having more "support" even though he'll do nothing to actually fix the innumerable problems in his life.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

The problem with DSP is, well...he's not entertaining. That's why his audience has shrunk to only being a handful of legitimately mentally challenged people and the ironic watchers who want to see him mess up. And the former I think are only still around because they're so used to the routine (Stockholm Syndome, essentially) that they don't even think of finding somebody better even as Phil is tossed from platform to platform. Or Derrich who I'm pretty sure is around because Phil lets him be a creepy fuck that would get shut down on virtually any other stream instantly. Phil is the worst example of streaming because it's not a healthy arrangement, Phil doesn't even like streaming and always emphasizes the donation shit because it's the main way he funds his gacha addiction. His life is a fucking trainwreck and all he ever complains about ultimately circles back to not having more "support" even though he'll do nothing to actually fix the innumerable problems in his life.

Phil is too pig-headed to fix his life, so he's going to die with multiple bankruptcies and debt.

 

[capefear56]

Much the same way you would give a street performer or a busker some money in the little tip jar/hat/whatever as you pass by. The online platform simply makes it a lot more convenient for people to donate absurd amounts of money.

Except the street performer presumably has talent, and has likely trained a long time to be able to do whatever it is they're doing to impress onlookers. Having an endearing personality is not particularly unique, and isn't something you can "train" for (despite what the pathetic betas following YT channels like Charisma on Command claim). Having an entertaining personality is only one facet of why these people are as successful as they are. A lot of it has to do with being the "first" in a particular genre of content, hence DSP.

"Content creators" in the sense of gaming streamers are way, way overpaid for what they do, regardless of their personality.

 

[Zeelpulp]

"Content creators" in the sense of gaming streamers are way, way overpaid for what they do, regardless of their personality.

I don't know about all....I watched a Kang play FEAR on console with his feet and he did pretty fuckin well.
That's at least worth a 20.

I do agree the streamers make too much once established or promoted by large sites but there are thousands of niggas streaming with 0 viewers and no positivity$
Yin @ Yang

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Reality IS going to kick Phil right in the dick! Even a person with the deepest cognitive dissonance finally accepts the reality of the situation and changes course, however, the roach knows he's stuck and will REFUSE to change until he's FORCED to change. If I was a betting man, I give Phil 2-3 years before his body and/or mental state starts to decline to the point where professional help and/or Phil has to be declared mentally incompetent to handle his affairs. This is just the beginning of the conservatorship arc.

The days of "Another big payday is right around the corner." days are gone. If he makes it to 50, IF he makes it to 50, he's going to be broken physically and mentally. I still surmise that his parents are going to have to put him on a conservatorship and take full financial responsibility of his affairs, as he's going to be considered mentally unfit to handle his affairs, OR the state of Washington has to step in and handle everything. He's already showing signs he can't take care of himself physically - showering ONCE a week - his mental state is clearing showing signs of deterioration.

He can only hide from reality for so long. Eventually, the mask will slide off and Phil will have to give up everything he "worked" so hard for.

However, Phil will blame the Kiwifarts, his parents for not teaching him how to be a mature adult and manage money, his father for not standing up for him when he lost his job at the helicopter company, Leanna for greener pastures, John/Howard/OJ for "stabbing him in the back.", etc....

Phil, I know you're reading this and all jokes aside; get help!

Guardianship for Washington State and who qualifies: https://www.dshs.wa.gov/sites/default/files/ALTSA/stakeholders/documents/SCOA/Guardianship in Washington State.pdf

 

[Corpun]

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Remember, according to Phil he looks good for a 39 year old.

 

[Xolanite]

Phil getting basic stuff wrong about the G4 whooplah. Bugged research mechanics.

 

[TurdFondler]

@Beverly Sutphin

I don't think it's going to be so dire. Lots of other subnormals and dentheads ramble on forever. His bigger issue is financing his lifestyle after his channel dies.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Phil getting basic stuff wrong about the G4 whooplah. Bugged research mechanics.

Oh boy I was hoping he was going to regale us with tales about how G4 wanted him YES HIM to be part of AotS after becoming the number one ranked Super Turbo player in the US but him being the realest true and ahnest gamer out there he'd be too real and bitch slap the producers verbally for being more concerned about how short Olivia Munns booty shorts for the next episode and not about the latest triple-a title. Sound good? OK.
EDIT: Also guaranteed he'll be pulling a Projared gravedance when the inevitable cancellation of G4 happens sooner or later. This ain't the mid 2000's Maxim/Stuff/Esquire dudebro magazine era anymore and it shouldn't have come back cause it wasn't needed.

 

[50 bit bitch]

Phil getting basic stuff wrong about the G4 whooplah. Bugged research mechanics.

Bound to happen when your main news source is trannies on twitter

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

Nobody likes NFTs because they are an obvious scam.

What I don't get about buying NFTs is that things like bitcoin and ethereum exist, there is no reason to buy a JPEG of a monke doing weed or a lion with tatoos when you could be buying those, it's the equivalent of buying Itchy and Scratchy money instead of buying gold and silver.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Bound to happen when your main news source is trannies on twitter

Explain it to me if I get the basic gist wrong but wasn't what happened is the new dangerhair genderspecial bi now-gay later diversity hire got pissy about the live chat being what any chat of full of dudebros and that is pervy talking about how "they'd hit that"?

EDIT: Not for nothing but she and muh wife both have some major horse teeth so there's at least one degree to Philbert.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

For anyone who is curious on how much he scammed in the day stream

He got $180

Always amazed how many retardos are out there giving a pig their wheelchaie repairmen fund

 

[Pretty Boy Extremism]

What I don't get about buying NFTs is that things like bitcoin and ethereum exist, there is no reason to buy a JPEG of a monke doing weed or a lion with tatoos when you could be buying those, it's the equivalent of buying Itchy and Scratchy money instead of buying gold and silver.

It honestly seems like a money laundering scam on the same level as modern art, only instead of buying a piece of paper with schizoscribbles on it you get it in jpeg form instead.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Except the street performer presumably has talent, and has likely trained a long time to be able to do whatever it is they're doing to impress onlookers. Having an endearing personality is not particularly unique, and isn't something you can "train" for (despite what the pathetic betas following YT channels like Charisma on Command claim). Having an entertaining personality is only one facet of why these people are as successful as they are. A lot of it has to do with being the "first" in a particular genre of content, hence DSP.

"Content creators" in the sense of gaming streamers are way, way overpaid for what they do, regardless of their personality.

I don't disagree, I just find the street performer analogy apt as that's what the function is supposed to be in concept. But, well, I guess a BETTER example for the twitchthots would be a pornographic webcam since people will donate money on there even if the girl doesn't even strip (I remember reading about this one place that simply rented rooms for girls to study in, this was in Germany or something and the girls did nothing but sit in rooms and study for college. The caveat was that they had a webcam on them at all times and this feed was tied to a live chat filled with horny weirdos, though the girls didn't need to interact with the bastards at all. The arrangement gave the girls a cut of the money the weirdos tipped on the livestream).

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

It honestly seems like a money laundering scam on the same level as modern art, only instead of buying a piece of paper with schizoscribbles on it you get it in jpeg form instead.

Upper Echelon did a bit about it, going off memory 90-95% of all trades was done by 10% of the buyer/sellers.

So a tiny handful of cryto bros are trading them between each other hoping for some exceptional individual stumbling in seeing the .jpeg of the monkey/Ghost Recon skin having gone up in value and jumps in to drop $1000 only to find out that it's pretty worthless.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Phil getting basic stuff wrong about the G4 whooplah. Bugged research mechanics.

he actually is talking about this? he said in his pre-therapy when asked he didn't know anything about it. Oh the DSP "I'm suddenly an expert on this hot new breaking news I know everything about".

though not as quick as his NFT expertise where he started not even knowing what NFT stood for to ending with an expert opinion on the breaking troy baker tweet that happened over 13 hours from then and there was more to it than he read like baker backpedaling the tweet with a sorry you didn't get what I meant tweet and how the company he's promoting has been in trouble before for stealing people's work.

 

[Lazycunt]

he actually is talking about this? he said in his pre-therapy when asked he didn't know anything about it. Oh the DSP "I'm suddenly an expert on this hot new breaking news I know everything about".

though not as quick as his NFT expertise where he started not even knowing what NFT stood for to ending with an expert opinion on the breaking troy baker tweet that happened over 13 hours from then and there was more to it than he read like baker backpedaling the tweet with a sorry you didn't get what I meant tweet and how the company he's promoting has been in trouble before for stealing people's work.

Dave hasn't seen dog piling on twitter before ,fuck this cunt always starts with I dont know anything about this and then proceeds to fucking rant and rant like a mad man.
Dave has the gall to talk about anyone else being a asshole, stop dancing on twitter graves you fucking faggot it makes you look a bitch "hilariously laughing" seriously get out of your house and talk to real people you coward recluse.
They shouldn't be buying nfts they should be buying into phills game play,

He is so unaware it can be funny if not infuriating sometimes

Edit. He is talking about himself with this troy baker shit it's wild I've never seen such projection and he keeps saying he loves his work it's almost like he actually just doesn't give a shit and just putting in his real gamer face, why pretend to give a fuck
Fake it till you make it

Phill is a voice actor now .....

I think i had a stroke

 

[Gezkill]

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"Its not patchy its grey" he says as clumps of facial hair fall onto the floor.