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  1. DarksydePhil is a terrible middle-aged Let's Player with self-entitlement issues and a massively inflated ego. He is a lolcow with a large cult following who watch only to see him and his business deteriorate.

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    2016: [278-878] (#5542 to #17553)
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    2018: [2097-Current] (#41936 to Current)
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    DSP's Lolcow Whitepage
    -Powerword: Phillip Burnell
    -DOB: April 6, 1982
    -Address: 17505 110th Lane SE #30, Renton, WA 98055
    -Email: darksydephil@hotmail.com
    -Phone (Home): (203) 895-1924
    -Phone (Cell): (425) 496-8821

    Twitter: @TheyCallMeDSP
    Instagram: TheyCallMeDSP

    Previous Fighting Game Community names: WhoaMoses, Punish3r


    Who is DarksydePhil?
    DarksydePhil, DSP, The King of Hate, Phillip Burnell is a former fighting game player who began let's playing in 2010 before it boomed. After he had gotten fired from his day job working at a helicopter company, DSP decided to turn let's playing into a full-time job. Although his gameplay is horrible, there's more to let's playing than just the gameplay. This is the aspect Phil fails at, and that is everything else related to let's playing. Editing, public relations, commentary, you name it.

    What truly makes him a lolcow however are his ego and his delusion. He truly believes that he is the inventor of let's playing and is above constructive criticism. Phil actually believes that his video game playthroughs are works of art. Offering any sort of constructive criticism whatsoever will cause Phil to accuse you of being a hater and/or troll and block you. Try to offer constructive criticism on his own forums? He will immediately lock the thread. As far as Phil is concerned, his word is the only correct one and that everyone else is wrong. Phil always makes promises to change and he has done so for the last two and a half years, but has done nothing at all to deliver on those promises. Phil expects PewDiePie-level views for absolutely no effort whatsoever on his part. He has called out numerous reviewers and critics for chastising mediocre games that he himself liked such as Duke Nukem Forever, Resident Evil 6, and Murdered: Soul Suspect. Phil calls himself The King of Hate because "he uses the hate he gets to fuel himself" but in truth, Phil has thin skin and cannot realize that his own personality is why he receives the hate to begin with.

    Subsection: Phil's Ego Stemming from Fighting Games
    Another aspect of his inflated ego was his former career as a tournament fighting game player. Of course, Phil wasn't actually all that great as at the time, Evolution Fighting Game Tournament was beginning the transition from arcade cabinets to console ports. The ports of Super Street Fighter II Turbo were not arcade-perfect and Phil was the only one in America who was familiar with the minor changes, making the fighters he used stronger while his opponents unknowingly used weaker fighters or fighters that were countered by Phil's preferred character. To put it bluntly, the only reason Phil was the "best Super Turbo player in America" as he proudly flaunts was because the tournament was rigged in his favor.

    The next year, EVO tried to learn from their mistake and used a different version. This one allowed you to pick any Street Fighter II version of any character. Phil had found an infinite block combo with M. Bison and abused it to holy hell and back. Typically, infinite combos are extremely hard to setup and maintain, but this one was so easy that you could pick up a homeless bum off the street who had never played the game before, explain it to him, and after about 30 seconds of practicing it, he too would be able to win tournaments. Obviously, Phil got his ass handed to him once someone used it on him in a mirror match.

    (The combo was with Champion Edition M. Bison: Light Scissor Kick -> charge back/crouching weak kick -> crouching weak kick -> repeat)

    Phil himself is completely unable to accept reality. When the times change, Phil refuses to adapt and in the rare instance he does try to improve, it's the wrong areas. Phil truly believes that anyone who offers him constructive criticism or in rare instances, is a legitimate troll, is jealous of his success but the reality is that no sane person would ever want the lifestyle Phil currently has. This was a man who would, for years, try to justify pointing a camera directly at his TV and would diss anyone else for being someone who wears headphones and records their games on a computer monitor. While those kinds of let's players do exist, Phil delusion and refusal to do research makes him blind to the fact that there are plenty of others who can do direct capture while sitting on a couch, playing without headphones on.

    Despite all the consequences that come from his actions, he truly believes none of it is his fault. To Phil, it's not his fault that people don't like that when he chooses to include his girlfriend in his videos, people hate it, it's the viewer's fault for not tolerating her. It's not his fault that his personality and attitude has caused thousands of videos regarding Phil to appear over the years, everyone else is just mentally ill. It's not his fault that he's been banned for excessive racism from blip.tv, it's a troll's fault for being jealous and reporting him. Those are just examples of how Phil is completely incapable of accepting fault.

    To go with his delusion, Phil happens to be terrible with money. He honestly believed that putting himself $1.5 million dollars in debt to move across the country with his girlfriend to Washington and buying two new BMWs was a good idea because once he moves to Washington he will have a much better attitude, things will change, he will put a lot of effort (in his words). By his logic, everything will change and fans will watch him again and it will be happily ever after. That would soon prove to be apart of his delusional fantasies. When he was unable to run Battlefield: Hardline, his solution was to throw down $3000 on a pre-built that could have been assembled himself with the exact parts for $1000 less. In reality, his motivation was to hide his faults as a let's player by streaming at an ultra high quality. Once it was apparent that his PC could not handle streaming even the last generation games on max settings at 1080p and 60 FPS, he abandoned the idea and left his PC running twenty four hours a day, frying his graphics cards and the internals of his desktop tower to never to play PC games again. Instead of doing the sensible thing with his let's player money, such as buying a good PC with decent specs and trying to run 720p at 60 frames per second money or saving for retirement, Phil decided to blow it all on his hobby...

    ...Hoarding.

    Phil's Youtube Channel
    Phil's youtube channel is where all of his let's plays are uploaded and Phil's sole source of income. Rather than doing the traditional thirty-minute episode once per day approach, Phil instead chooses quantity over quality and uploads more than thirty videos per day, all ten minutes each. If it's a fighting game, the videos will only be three to five minutes long, depending on if the match goes to a third round or not. This is because Phil uploads individual matches as their own videos. As one would guess, there is no editing whatsoever so whenever Phil dies or has to backtrack somewhere, the viewer has to sit there and watch the entire run back. The playthroughs are almost all blind as well because in order to make money, he has to be the first one to upload a playthrough of a new release.

    Phil's procedure worked brilliantly when he first started, but for the wrong reasons. The reason Phil had gotten so popular is because he would upload so many videos per day that the youtube search system would show only DSP videos whenever someone searched for gameplay footage of a game. This is how someone like him achieved six-digit subscribers. Despite having over 160,000 subscribers at the time of this writing, Phil only averages 1,000 views per video. His view count used to be much higher, but it has declined ever since Phil's been exposed. Since Phil makes his money off of his view count, the less he views he gets, the less money he makes.

    Before the existance of This is How You Don't Play, Phil's biggest enemy was copyright. Anyone could flag a video for copyright infringement stating that the user is illegally using their content. If you had three copyright claims against you, your channel was shut down, no questions asked. Some games would be monitored closely upon release so that the game is flagged right away by the company if they see it. Phil's solution? Either make a parody title that search engines wouldn't find, such as Dicks with Guns for L.A. Noire, make an entirely new channel for that game so that the new channel gets shut down instead of his, or both. It had gotten to the point where Phil had resorted to using blip.tv for his playthroughs, which worked at first until he got banned for excessive racism.

    With Splinter Cell: Conviction released, Phil did his usual day one release gameplay uploads but his videos were all flagged by Ubisoft and Phil's channel was shut down. After he and his fans complained about it, Ubisoft released a statement on their forums stating they had nothing to do with it. This ended up being true as Youtube tracked down the copyright claim and it was revealed that the copyright claims were really by a troll using the alias Steve Jones. This was the final straw for Phil and he went on to make two new channels, his current one and another dedicated to video logs.

    Before his vlog channel existed, Phil's original youtube also contained plenty of non-gaming content but the most famous series he does is DSP Tries It. DSP Tries It is a series where he reviews various fast food and other unhealthy stuff like variations of Mountain Dew and energy drinks. Because the camera is often so close to him while he eats, it's the perfect series for if you want to hear a 32-year old man chew loudly like a cow. This series has become a cash grab for Phil, as it allows him to get paid eating pizza and fried chicken while drinking Mountain Dew.

    The Beginning of Phil's Downfall
    Things took a turn for the worse once a former fan of his was blocked on Phil's Channel for saying that Pandalee was the cause of Darksydephil's downward spiral in views in 2012, and not even a year later was fed up with Phil when he said that his fans gave positive feedback on his \M/ETAL Gear Solid 2 playthrough. He decided to make a video proving that was false by creating This Is How You Don't Play \M/ETAL Gear Solid 2. His motivation was to show Phil the comments left by his own fans during his playthrough. After the creation of his \M/ETAL Gear Solid 3 playthrough, Phil attempted to cash-in on This Is How You Don't Play by doing a playthrough of \M/ETAL Gear Solid 1. The entire playthrough was riddled with Kojima World Order jokes and singing the NWO theme from professional wrestling. This marked the beginning of the Kojima World Order, a group of people dedicated to exposing Phil as the terrible human being he is and offering constructive criticsm on how to improve while also explaining why nobody likes Phil. Considering Phil's ego, the latter is a lost cause.

    The This is How You Don't Play series shows off what a typical Phil playthrough is like. Terrible gameplay, horrific commentary, racism, sexism, obnoxious burping, blaming the game for his failures, blaming Kojima for his failures if Hideo Kojima was involved in the game's production, complaining about a lack of checkpoints whenever he dies, saying he loved the game at the credits when he clearly didn't to try and avoid hateful comments, and sometimes he'll even rage quit the game. At the end of the playthrough, if it is a new release, he will do a review video called The Hateful Truth, where he gives you maximum bullshit and minimum truth. To put it bluntly, he'll try to look at it from the perspective of a common gamer (which Phil is clearly not) and sometimes dock the game points because he sucked and assumes that other people will suck at it too. Despite this, Phil's scores will always be either one or two points off or the exact same score as other mainstream reviewers.

    Pandalee and KGhaleon
    Pandalee (Now has her own Kiwi Farms thread)
    Pandalee is a gold digger who Phil met through an online gaming session. She's a diehard fan of The Sims and rather than help Phil such as doing anything around the house, getting a job, or assisting Phil with the non-gaming stuff for his channel, she sits in her "office" and plays The Sims all day long. One could be forgiven for assuming that she originally tried to use Phil to gain popularity for her own gaming channel, which did actually receive a Machinima partnership. However, it was clear that she's just your standard gold digger who will leave Phil as soon as he can no longer support her. Until then, she remains Phil's "full-time girlfriend."

    The first thing anyone will notice is how young Pandalee is compared to Phil. Pandalee is referred to as Phil's daughter thanks to a troll who dissed Phil in Destiny online. When she was first introduced, people called into question the age of Pandalee and whether or not Phil was a pedophile. Phil and Pandalee have a strange father daughter like relationship. No affection is ever shown between the two despite being in a romantic relationship and the pair often spends their time together at places that you would often see a parent taking their child such as a zoo.

    Another thing you may notice right off the bat is how she has a tendency to ruin any video that Phil makes just by being there. If you thought Phil's let's plays were bad, then his content that has Pandalee in it is even worse. Pandalee has a habit of never shutting up, whining, making all sorts of annoying noises, and downright arguing with Phil sometimes. Fans demanded that either she goes or they go when Pandalee co-commentated in Phil's Assassin's Creed III playthrough. Phil's response? "You're a fucking idiot." The Assassin's Creed III incident was caused because of Hurricane Sandy trapping Pandalee in Phil's condo and Phil absolutely needing to play the game as soon as it came out for the money instead of doing the sensible thing and delaying the playthrough. This Is How You DON'T Do Co-Op Commentary is just a small taste of what a typical playthrough featuring Pandalee is like.

    Finally, the last thing you may notice when the two are together is that Pandalee has Phil completely pussywhipped. It's not at all surprising considering how in many of Phil's playthroughs, he reacts to women like a 13-year old seeing breasts for the first time. Respond to her blatant trolling in Phil's stream? Phil turns the chat to sub-only mode and says the viewers are in the wrong. No matter what Pandalee says or does, Phil will always be there to defend her and cater to her every whim. Little does Phil know that as soon as his let's play money is gone, Pandalee will be ditching him and Phil will entirely be left on his own.

    KGhaleon
    KGhaleon used to be Phil's biggest white knight and fan. Although Phil has a fair amount of people who do defend him, KGhaleon in particular is known for going the distance by doxxing people and getting innocent moderators banned.

    KGhaleon mainly lurks twitter and Phil's stream. This is a man who takes things way too far with people who offer constructive criticism towards Phil, to the point where he's just as delusional as Phil himself. He first became known when he posted the IP address of one person, everyone had called him out on it of course but this would not be the last time he doxxed someone. It had gotten to the point where Phil himself had told an anonymous someone, which was clearly him, to knock it off. Wanting to do anything to be Phil's right-hand man however, he would later call out one of Phil's own moderators, Jewbacca, as a Kojima World Order member. Phil of course, believed him and banned the guy despite being completely innocent. The Kojima World Order had gained a new member that day.

    It wasn't over however, Phil would later grow paranoid about getting SWATed. SWATing is when someone calls the police and falsely accuses someone, usually a streamer, of an offense serious enough to warrant them sending the SWAT team to the guy's house. This is usually done so that the caller can see someone on stream surrendering to the cops. SWATing is a felony, do not ever do this. Despite living in a gated community however, Phil was still living in fear and that's when KGhaleon came to the rescue. KGhaleon, being a known doxxer, had gotten hold of someone's information when the victim was simply discussing SWATing with no intention of doing it. After giving the information to Phil and accusing the innocent person of conspiring to SWAT him, Phil personally threatened to doxx the victim himself as a statement.

    To this day, KGhaleon has finally realized the truth and no longer defends Phil. Losing his subscriber money after Phil had left twitch.tv was the final straw and allowed him to realize that Phil was his own worst enemy, not a victim of the "haters and trolls."

    UPDATE: Nope, he's back to defending Phil.

    Phil the Former Twitch Streamer
    Phil's Twitch account was made so that Phil could stream his gameplay to his limited fanbase. While that sounds good that a let's player is streaming so that fans can see the gameplay live, the channel itself was basically a concentration camp. First and foremost, if you said anything other than praise for Phil or instructions on how to get past something anyone could figure out in five seconds, you were banned. Period. Phil had ran his channel like North Korea. Is Pandalee on? Have fun sitting through her trolling with absolutely nothing you can do about it. Running Adblock like you should? If you mention it at all, you are permanently banned because Phil honestly believes that anyone who uses Adblock is stealing from him.

    Maybe you weren't interested in chatting or giving Phil instructions and that's fine, the stream is about the game, right? Phil's streams would start with a pre-stream that could go on for thirty minutes to an hour and it is basically him ranting about little things and whining about trolls and even going as far as blaming his own fans for his lack of views. It's also the perfect time for Phil to beg his viewers for money. What he does not understand is that this is where a lot of his lolcow content comes from. Most of the Phil reveal videos you will see come from his pre-streams. After he finally gets off of his soapbox and plays the game, you're treated to a bitrate that is far too high by Twitch standards and for what American internet can handle. There are of course, constant breaks that Phil takes so you're treated to ads unless you use Adblock on Phil's channel.

    As expected, you could pay money to subscribe to Phil's channel but there was absolutely no reason to ever do so. To put it bluntly, this was what you got for doing so: the ability to help Phil with something requiring his brain when Pandalee comes in and causes Phil to put the chat in subscriber-only mode, emotes, priority on game box giveaways that have no game inside, and access to Phil's previous streams. Believe it or not, some people actually did this and one person in particular would pay to cover other people's subscriptions.

    As was previously mentioned, the high bitrate caused an admin to come into the chat one day and respectfully ask Phil to lower the bitrate to the twitch standards. Rather than comply, Phil complained that it would make his stream look bad and later claimed that the mod threatened to ban him from Twitch. Due to this, Phil had moved on to streaming on Youtube in which he can stream in whatever quality he wants and all views count towards his Machinima contract. Today, Phil's twitch channel no longer exists due to Pandalee getting into an argument on the channel and shutting it down herself.

    Essential Links and Greatest Moments

    Phil Today
    Phil today is a sinking ship that one cannot take their eyes away from. Over the years He has been more obvious of his attempt to continously make terrible let's plays and tard cum youtube monitization for all it's worth as time has gone on it is only been more obvious. With blatant click baiting, obvious caps lock "IMPORTANT, MUST WATCH" titles, and even on his Professor Layton Vs Phoenix Wright playthrough a lot of the titles are misleading and or false. Along with that, he continues to deny the reality of his future and any constructive criticism whatsoever. He also demands that people be positive videos, or to not listen to the haters and critics that actually use to be fans seeing the error of Phil's ways.

    He no longer has real life friends. One friend, OJ, was recently married. Another friend, Howard has been focusing on hosting Street Fighter tournaments. The only real one he had, John Rambo who Phil relied on for a long time, has officially burned bridges with Phil after Phil moved to the other end of the United States away from Rambo and practically left him alone at Connecticut to live in Washington to be with Pandaleegames.

    Everyone who has heard of DSP knows what the man is really like after watching a few expose videos, or even This Is How You Dont Plays of Phil ruining their favorite game and any Google search for Phil Burnell will take you to one of the thousands of videos that show it.

    Also something to note, because of this and his long gap between when he was fired from his desk job and today, Phil will never be able to get a job that will support him ever again or at least a job with a good paying salary. This is due to more corporations using Social Networks to look at online identities to make sure they do not have any criminal record on the internet or would bring a bad reputation to their company. Only Phil is mentioned in that statement because his daughter will have already ditched Phil for another man to leech off of which suggestions point to Vash12349. Once his let's play career is over, he will spend the rest of his life unable to escape debt from the move, and the fact he believed in his delusions more than reality

    Being the laughing stock of any serious, casual, or even famous lets player, also does not help him. Searching for a DSP video will get you a DSP Tries It expose video or This is How You DON'T Play video over his own content now. He's been talked about by many streamers and youtubers that are more popular than him such as TotalBiscuit, Slowbeef, Retsuparae, Northernlion. One person, DasBoSchitt, even uses an accurate portrayal of Phil as a main character in his own machinima series, Youtube Avenue. Phil has been beyond redemption for years now, there is no hope for him at the end of the road but only the consequences of not listening to criticism, putting in effort or tryng to improve.

    If you're looking for the video of Phil masturbating, the discussion starts on this page.
     
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  2. Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

    I've heard of him (read:watched that Retsupurae ChipCheezum and slowbeef did). I also heard he threw a massive fucking Twitter temper tantrum over that.

    EDIT: he also never, NEVER admits mistakes. It's either 'waaahh the controls are so terrible' or 'this game is bugged WHAT THE FUCK' (for best results, read those in the voice of an agitated five year old).

    I'd say he's pretty good lolcow material, just by having such a fucking bloated ego.
     
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  3. Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

    Before I say anything about DSP, I'll just say this if it is relevant since OP mentioned PewDiePie: I'm a fan of PewDiePie, I like his vids, end of that. Now getting to DSP: After seeing the first video link that did give a link to his twitter, I just find it funny regarding how he reacts to one guy by leaving an "FU" in his twitter reply, real mature of him. Regarding how he plays the game, he is rather terrible. Also likes reading the comments in the vid. PewDiePie tries it much better than this guy at the controls.
     
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  4. Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

    I only heard about DSP because of the CONJOPI Youtube saga.
     
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  5. Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

    I'm not really sure how I found DSP but I had been aware of his videos for years. Originally, he was just your average camcorder Let's Player whose main gimmick was that he would get pissed over sucking at online play. He wasn't really a lolcow back then. When he turned youtube into a full time job, got himself a girlfriend that's way too young for him, and started stroking his already inflated ego, that's when he started becoming lolcow worthy.

    Here, have some twitter rage from when he got retsupurae'd.
    https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/statu ... 3711986688
    https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/statu ... 2745315328

    Basically, he thinks he can copyright his own LPs.
     
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  6. Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

    One thing I had to say about DSP and his "playthrough" of MGS 2: Shut up you whiny idiot, stop blaming the controls. Accept the fact that you aren't a good gamer with Metal Gear. Accept the fact that you did not read the manual and please accept the fact that you deserve to be mocked and parodied due to how you act on youtube. I as an 8 year old back then when MGS 2 was new, am a better player at this game than you were. And if people believe that PewDiePie would be terrible at this game than I would say this: PewDiePie would be a thousand times better than you at this game.

    *Edit: DSP has a Dark Souls playthrough right here:
    [youtube]wukNRrBK7SY[/youtube]
    The way he plays along with his complaints makes me want to punch my own soul. He would be the worst player in Dark Souls to have ever existed.
     
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  7. Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

    IDIOT! YOU PRESSED THE BUTTON, WHY ARE YOU MAD AT THE GAME? USE THE DAMN LOCK ON, I FIGURED THAT OUT FIVE MINUTES IN! STOP AGGROING TWENTY FUCKING ENEMIES AT ONCE AND THEN WHINING ABOUT 'waaah there's too many enemies'. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? HOW ARE YOU TRUSTED TO LIVE ON YOUR OWN? HOW ARE YOU 31 AND THIS MUCH OF A FUCKUP? HOW? HOOOOOWWWWWWW????

    Gah...I watched 1 minute 30 of that video. Fuck me, that physically hurt to watch.

    I love that he bitches on his Twitter about how 'it's so boring watching an elite master gamer play, my lets plays are all about me learning to play'. Who wants to watch an experienced player play something they're good at? Here's an idiot dying over and over again and yelling about how it's the game's fault.
     
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  8. Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

    Reading through his twitter, he started playing Metro: Last Light like right after release. Why do these people LP a game that soon after release date? What's the point?
     
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  9. Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

    Maybe the LP a game right after release date just to get more views or something. If the LP'er has that youtube partnership where they get paid based on the number of views, than they might get some money from alot of views on the games release day since they aren't many gameplay vids done by the buyer.
     
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  10. Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

    Seeing as how painful his video was, I know how it feels to somehow feel that painful experience of seeing him die over and over, acting as obnoxious idiot who blames the game but not himself. Gotta wonder if he would ever try to make a video on a game that requires strategy such as Wizardry 8. If he played Wizardry 8, he'd have a party that would be useless. He'd complain about the graphics looking like crap despite the fact that it was released 10-12 years ago. If that ain't enough, he'd complain about combat being too slow despite the fact that there is a combat speed slider. I also like to see try old CRPG games where you are required to use certain strategies that require party members to be of a certain class or even play a CRPG from 10 years ago like Gothic. If he were to play Gothic, he'd whine about the combat being too hard despite the fact that it requires timing and knowing when to actually fight a certain enemy.
     
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  11. Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

    I was watching that Dark Souls video, thinking "why isn't he using lock on, hasn't he ever played Metroid Prime?" and then realized, no, he hasn't. He'd get stuck in that room at the beginning with the morph ball lock, run around for ten minutes yelling "I DON'T HAVE A METAL SPHERE WHAT THE FUCK", then figure it out, refuse to make any acknowledgment of his mistake, and die like eight times to the Parasite Queen because he couldn't figure out the force field.

    I don't think I'd trust him to play anything more complicated than a Call of Duty game. I think he'd have trouble with the puzzles in Half-Life, and those were barely puzzles.
     
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  12. Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

    Actually, better question. Who watches release date LPs? What the hell is the point of that? Why not just wait a few months for pre-owned copies to be available? I just have so much trouble imagining someone going "Oh, Metro Last Light is out. Welp, let's get on Youtube and see who's playing it".
     
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  13. Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

    He makes 14 olds look like pros.
     
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  14. Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

    He makes me wanna just...
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  15. Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

    I would love to see this guy play Portal 2; maybe he'll be worse than IJustine if that's possible.

    DSP aside, most LPs just piss me off. Sometimes I just want to watch a walkthrough of a scary indie game, just to kill some time. What I get are morons that yell your ear off and talk over very important cutscenes. The only LPer I've ever really had a tolerance for was PewDiePie, even then he irks me once in awhile.
     
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  16. Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

    He did Portal 2 on release day or close to it.
     
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  17. Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

    There's always Lanipator, he keeps his calm and he stays quiet during dialogue.
     
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  18. Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

    Pewdiepie? As in 'FAS-addled Swede who thinks rape is funny' Pewdiepie? And he doesn't yell your ear off or talk over cutscenes?
     
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  19. Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

    Good point, it's kind of weird why I tolerate him more than other annoying-ass LPers. Maybe because I've gotten used to just him I guess.
     
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  20. Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

    How the hell do you get used to that?
     
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