• "So what you're saying is this: you participated on a board that had the purpose of making fun of people for their eccentricities, and now you're upset because the people on the board made fun of your eccentricities."

Careercow DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil BurnellFailing middle-aged let's player, fired by Machinima, the end is nigh.

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  1. We arent.
     
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  2. Ancient.
     
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  3. God DSP's page looks like eyerape, he really has that autistic flare for making everything look like shit
     
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  4. There is a rumor Phil joined that Nintendo rip off partner type thing where they take most of your revenue for their game vids.
     
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  5. I thought I heard somewhere that they want you to do Nintendo coverage exclusively on a channel that they partner with. I could be wrong on that, though.
     
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  6. 60% is pretty shit, but it's not any different from existing crappy networks. It's either greed/extortion or simple inexperience and lack of understanding that the going rate is 85-90%.
     
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  7. [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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  8. derp1.PNG

    Welp. Also, dude's getting mega-ultra-salty over people complaining about him begging:

    derp 2.PNG

    There is a huge difference between advertising one's channel and plain ol' e-panhandling. Of course they get right to the gameplay because they actually know how to handle their fanbase and finances, unlike DSP. If you know what you're doing, you don't ever have to beg viewers for jackshit!
     
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  9. The SOK endure a highly edited Vlog
     
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  10. Can you imagine if the non-owner of a company who still was high enough up to be seen as representative of what kind of company it was behaved this way?
     
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  11. [​IMG]

    A while later...

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    Only Phil can find bugs in a fucking visual novel, good God.
     
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  12. I wish we had a rating for being shocked at someones stupidity but all I have to give is: :stress:
     
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  13. Are there any other streamers who spend so much time blah blah cry cry about all their ad revs?
     
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  14. Notice how this video has absolutely no snorts, no (finger)sniffs, no throat clears, nothing at all.
     
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  15. Out of everyone i have watched either on YT or Twitch, i can't name a single one, but wouldn't be surprised if there were.
     
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  16. Most Twitch streamers don't advertise, and if they do it's maybe for five minutes. After that, they stream non stop for 8 plus hours. DSP shills for like 45 min then streams for 2 hours.
     
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  17. How can he say that with a straight face? Is Phil the biggest troll of all time? Sometimes, I wonder.
     
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  18. He has been defending ME: Andromeda a lot. I think this is gonna be his new MN. 09 type of review, eventually, as in, defending a game that's got a very mixed to negative reception.

    Here's his ME:A avatar btw.

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