"IM A GROWN UP NOW, DAD."
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... I don't even.
How possible do you think it would be for Phil to want her to sign a pre-nup?
I am going with pretty high probability since he is terrified of being taken to the cleaners in the event of a divorce.
Unless he has a stash of money hidden away (highly possible IMO) then I don't know what she could possibly get out of him in a divorce. His credit is complete shit, he'll have to sell the condo in CT to help pay off some of the debt he has, and unless his parents bail his ass out he'll have to sell the "house" in Washington as well. And he's getting rid of the BMW in the near future, so she won't even get that. Plus she's the only one with an actual job making income, so whatever monetary proceeds she gets from him would probably be a pittance compared to her yearly wage. Unless she manages to get his Patreon money, which as far as I know can't happen due to laws other Kiwis are far more knowledgeable about.
I imagine the conversation about a prenup between them would be like that one Seinfeld episode with George and Susan. Though the thought of Phil doing stuff like this to get out of the marriage is funny nonetheless:
I imagine the conversation about a prenup between them would be like that one Seinfeld episode with George and Susan. Though the thought of Phil doing stuff like this to get out of the marriage is funny nonetheless:
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You know, he really is like Costanza, cept Costanza had more sex than Phil had and has had more real jobs.
I think there's a 99% chance that he has more money than he lets on.
This is all surreal. I know there are stupid people out there, but I never dated a girl who didn't have a plan for the future. Panda Lee must be a special kind of exceptional for thinking Phil will carry her into middle age.
She has considered her options and decided that being with Phil is better than being alone.
...in my opinion, at least.
I still feel badly for her, sometimes. I don't want to powerlevel too hard, so I'll just say that I hope she eventually moves back to the east coast where she can continue to make stupid young woman decisions while she's closer to an actual real support system that doesn't play vidya so much that they contracted gout.
...in my opinion, at least.
I still feel badly for her, sometimes. I don't want to powerlevel too hard, so I'll just say that I hope she eventually moves back to the east coast where she can continue to make stupid young woman decisions while she's closer to an actual real support system that doesn't play vidya so much that they contracted gout.
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DSP claims in the latest WIP that he's had the ring for "years" (to try to make it seem like he isn't using patreon money for it), but Leanna only put the ring in her Etsy favorites list on 8-17-2016.
http://www.craftcult.com/singleitem.php?u=&s=&p=17&listingid=384613038 (http://archive.md/fsOXd)
So one can assume that he would've bought the ring after she put it on her favorites list. Most likely right around the time the whole Fake Engagement Ring / Ring Gate happened.
http://www.craftcult.com/singleitem.php?u=&s=&p=17&listingid=384613038 (http://archive.md/fsOXd)
So one can assume that he would've bought the ring after she put it on her favorites list. Most likely right around the time the whole Fake Engagement Ring / Ring Gate happened.
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Phil is near his breaking point.
The anger he had in the recent "week in review" has made him more animated than I have seen him in quite some time. Shit, I ever slightly agreed with one or two of his points even though the real reasons are much more insidious than he is letting on.
I think the trolls are finally breaking him. I give him six months before he makes out a huge "callout" video and really brings hell upon himself.
Drink up that gin Phil, it is gonna be a bumpy ride.
The anger he had in the recent "week in review" has made him more animated than I have seen him in quite some time. Shit, I ever slightly agreed with one or two of his points even though the real reasons are much more insidious than he is letting on.
I think the trolls are finally breaking him. I give him six months before he makes out a huge "callout" video and really brings hell upon himself.
Drink up that gin Phil, it is gonna be a bumpy ride.
waifudrencher
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Being that Phil is the realest motherfucker on the internet, I'm going to go ahead and assume Etsy is bugged.
He's definitely losing it. This whole engagement thing has to have severely weakened his story about how bad his finances are and how he needs your Patreonbux and Twitch cheers or he'll have to shut down his channel. He also mentioned getting rid of KO Gaming in the WIP.
DSP did want to go to California, so it's possible a fair amount of the money he's been nonstop begging for is going straight to his vacation fund.
So his ring is a silver ring with pieces of glas in it and made in China.
He doesn't look like a man that is as desperate as he claims to be.
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Yeah, this seems to be more evidence for the "she forced him into it" argument. He might, might, have just woken up one day and thought "Oh yeah, I should marry my daughter/live-in-maid" but to buy the exact ring she picked doesn't smell right. It feels like Leanna was appealing to his laziness--"you don't even have to go look for the ring, I've already picked one."
There's so many ways to look at that, if that is indeed the same ring because we may be wrong. Either:
A: he really is hard up for cash.
B: he got taken. He got the ring somewhere and thought it went for about a grand and paid maybe $500 for it. He probably laughed and thought he really got one over on the seller.
C: this is just a way for him to shut her up for now and he didn't put much thought or care into buying the ring.
A: he really is hard up for cash.
B: he got taken. He got the ring somewhere and thought it went for about a grand and paid maybe $500 for it. He probably laughed and thought he really got one over on the seller.
C: this is just a way for him to shut her up for now and he didn't put much thought or care into buying the ring.
And then they can go to the arcade like on her birthday! Followed by a trip to the dollarstore.
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