DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Drip Feed]

Sounds like something you would get suspended for

You never want to follow the :autism: kid out of sight, they always have some form of latent mutant ability that unlocks at some event in life.


On the other hand he most likely just saw avengers and saw himself as hulk because that sounds like a total bullshit story.

 

[xAnonAnonX]

He was for sure. But now he learned how to spin it like he's the victim everytime even when he is not.

He probably was but probably joined the bully, to bully others pretty quick.

 

[Nickmagoo01]

Lol, Phil told some fake story last night about how when he was in 1st grade during recess he would go stand behind some brick wall in the schoolyard by himself (now we know he is exceptional). And some bully followed him back there and tried to beat him up but Little Phil grabbed his ankle and he slammed his head (the bullys) on the ground. And then the bully ran away crying and never bothered him again.

I have to ask, how did Phil grab the bully's ankle without getting his fucking teeth kicked out? The whole anatomy of his story makes no sense. It's almost as if he doesn't know how to fight or something.

 

[Xenomorph]

I have to ask, how did Phil grab the bully's ankle without getting his fucking teeth kicked out? The whole anatomy of his story makes no sense. It's almost as if he doesn't know how to fight or something.

He doesnt know how to fight. He was gonna get his dick knocked in the dirt at EVO by Jaha and crew and ran off and cried

 

[Nickmagoo01]

He doesnt know how to fight. He was gonna get his dick knocked in the dirt at EVO by Jaha and crew and ran off and cried

Oh, I know. The whole "slam his head into a wall" bit tells me that he doesn't know how to throw a punch if that is his idea of fighting.

 

[DiabeticSP]

A first grade 'fight' is pretty much Phil getting pushed over sometime. It's not like they're gonna kickbox each other.

The fact that Phil feels the need to use this example as a way of posturing that he's ever had to defend himself is sad.

Just say you've never been in a fight, nobody is gonna care. That's just too normal for Phil though, he's gotta prove hes a badass.

A very badass first grade who shoved some kid who made fun of him for being such a weirdo.

Besides which, no suburban school is gonna let first graders wander off out of sight. Schools are way too paranoid (yes even going back to when Phil was in school) to not have an army of teachers/parents watching kids at recess.

Does anyone know if Phil went to a private/prep school?

 

[Nickmagoo01]

Does anyone know if Phil went to a private/prep school?

Wouldn't surprise me as privileged and spoiled as he acts.

 

[Kermit the Frog]

The "I beat up my bully" story is just another in a long line of fake stories that Phil has created (and almost certainly forgotten) over the years. The sad part is, it's plausible in comparison to some of the other tales he's told

DSP gets chased by someone with a machete because he's playing video games with the guy's girlfriend

DSP smokes weed and it turns into an episode of South Park where he can't stop shitting and puking

DSP nearly gets into a fight because some guy is jealous his date asked DSP to prom

DSP works at Circuit City (probably true), but of course every day there are shenanigans straight out of a bad comedy TV show

DSP's "friend" that inspired him to get into the FGC, but never mentioned before and hasn't since, dies

And probably the most hilarious of them all: DSP was valedictorian of his high school

 

[DiabeticSP]

And probably the most hilarious of them all: DSP was valedictorian of his high school

I miss that cowboy hat.

 

[PoopMagnet]

Out of all his stories, I believe the grade school story the most. There's nothing to gain from saying, "yeah I was bullied but fought back as a six year old". The other stories do a lot to embellish his character, but grade school bullying doesn't do anything. I mean, who wasn't in a fight in grade school? Everybody got into fights, so I believe.

The sad part is that Phil has spent so much energy telling crazy bullshit stories that when he tells a true one, no one can believe it.

 

[neger psykolog]

Out of all his stories, I believe the grade school story the most. There's nothing to gain from saying, "yeah I was bullied but fought back as a six year old". The other stories do a lot to embellish his character, but grade school bullying doesn't do anything. I mean, who wasn't in a fight in grade school? Everybody got into fights, so I believe.

The sad part is that Phil has spent so much energy telling crazy bullshit stories that when he tells a true one, no one can believe it.

There's nothing to gain about telling people you don't know on the internet about how you had to slave away outdoors for an entire 15 minutes to powerwash your driveway, but this is DSP, the man who has spent about a quarter of his waking life just "paying bills"

 

[JackDavis]

And probably the most hilarious of them all: DSP was valedictorian of his high school

"I wasn't graced with a big build or anything, so I wasn't really good at any sport."
Didn't he say his dad was a body builder, he inherited his dad's build and you could feel the muscles underneath his fat?

 

[DiabeticSP]

"I wasn't graced with a big build or anything, so I wasn't really good at any sport."
Didn't he say his dad was a body builder, he inherited his dad's build and you could feel the muscles underneath his fat?

Phil used to lift weights all the time and you can totally tell from his current build he used to be way in shape dood.

 

[johnny5150]

Phil used to lift weights all the time and you can totally tell from his current build he used to be way in shape dood.

Those big Macs are heavy.

 

[PoopMagnet]

There's nothing to gain about telling people you don't know on the internet about how you had to slave away outdoors for an entire 15 minutes to powerwash your driveway, but this is DSP, the man who has spent about a quarter of his waking life just "paying bills"

Well there is a difference from him telling a story and then him having small talk. Dude loves to small talk at the people because, again, he has no daily human contact. That's him facilitating a the human need for interaction.

The stories, the stories are him highlighting his character, value, or virtue. How he fights off bullies, how he lost someone dear to him that he's never talked about, or how he is academically adept and was valedictorian for graduating class. That is to stress is prowess, intellect, and high morale standing; it's why he reminds us that constantly.

Yet an old proverb still remains true, if you must tell people you are something, then you are in fact not that something.
"I'm an honest guy, you know that."
"I'm going to tell you straight, because that's how I am."

 

[BallBuster]

Was valedictorian of his high school, doesn't know how to pay business taxes. Yea cause that adds up.

 

[Nickmagoo01]

The more Phil goes on with the tough guy act, the more I am convinced he wants someone to beat his ass so he can milk more pity money from his paypigs. You can never have enough emergenreees.

 

[WeeblesWobble]

Phil used to lift weights all the time and you can totally tell from his current build he used to be way in shape dood.

lol When he said that and flexed his little noodle arms I almost died laughing. I don't know what shape Phil was in but he was far from muscular or buff. He had the build of a guy who is naturally chunky and lost a couple pounds (skinny fat). He had man tits back then and he still does now. He doesn't even understand that you don't maintain muscle mass gained by working out by doing absolutely nothing.

Look at how buff he is...

Funny how Phil loves to talk about shit he USED to do. Stahp living in the past doood!

 

[DiabeticSP]

lol When he said that and flexed his little noodle arms I almost died laughing. I don't know what shape Phil was in but he was far from muscular or buff. He had the build of a guy who is naturally chunky and lost a couple pounds (skinny fat). He had man tits back then and he still does now. He doesn't even understand that you don't maintain muscle mass gained by working out by doing absolutely nothing.

Look at how buff he is...

Funny how Phil loves to talk about shit he USED to do. Stahp living in the past doood!

What's funny for me is that considering he's got generic tubby guy build, who gives a single fuck besides Phil?

Dude looked average for a long time. Only now that he's truly letting himself go has he started to look like complete ass.

If he'd get himself some sun (or go to a tanning bed) and clean his diet up some he'd be fine. He'd be normal looking.

He's just so insecure about himself, it's hilarious. He's the only one that cares about his appearance yet he puts no effort into improving it.

 

[harbinger]

Besides which, no suburban school is gonna let first graders wander off out of sight. Schools are way too paranoid (yes even going back to when Phil was in school) to not have an army of teachers/parents watching kids at recess.

But you forget he grew up on the mean streets of Connecticut. It was a hard-knock life, dood!

Was valedictorian of his high school, doesn't know how to pay business taxes. Yea cause that adds up.

The Dood went to a four-year college and got a degree in Finance which, among other things, prepares you to enter the exciting field of Tax Preparation. The guy literally went to school to learn this shit and didn't.

"Dood! There was nothing I could do, bugged learning mechanics! This brain is so stoopid!"