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Discussion in 'Chad Phil Burnell v. Virgin Wife-Buying Detractors' started by A Witty Name, May 17, 2013.

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  1. That's actually a difficult thing to pick, but yeah, I'd guess he has the latest iphone for sure.
     
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  2. I'm guessing she works at a Target. I worked at a Target for 3 years 9ish years ago. Requires a uniform, lets you transfer to any store anywhere in the country that has an opening, pays a little more than minimum wage, gives you no life skills what so ever, and they are very flexible with scheduling.

    Apparently there are 3 Targets in Seattle, so she'd have options. Could be a Walmart also but I don't know how they are with transfers and scheduling.

    EDIT: Oh shit, there's a Target right in Renton too.
     
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  3. That's the thing, he doesn't have the time. He's in a hurry, he's a gamer, dood!

     
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  4. Is there a single video game this hemorrhoid can play and be at least decent ?

    He always has a “whine” ready for every situation in which he dies due to general autism and grandpa age old reaction times
     
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  5. What about USPS?
     
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  6. It would redefine 'DSP going postal'

    I shall see myself out...
     
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  7. so if it did have a longer delay to fire again, it wouldn't have registered the second press, and phil would have bitched about DRAWPING INPUTS DOOD

    no phil, you're just a spaz

    good thing no one will break into his house, because phil would hurt himself using the axe
     
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  8. hopefully if he does it will be glorious
     
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  9. My autism curiosity got the better of me. It looks like he does have the iPhone 6 or at least he did around December 22nd. So unless he bought one very recently, it might just be that he's a moron. The newer iPhones don't have that line underneath the camera lens, but the 6 did.

    [​IMG]
     
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  10. He has the blinds down during the day?
     
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  11. Has to stay hidden from the detractor with the sniper rifle on the roof across from him.
     
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  12. In sharp contrast to the tough guy persona Phil puffs himself around as online, he's actually a cowardly faggot irl & doesn't want his neighbors to see him walking around talking to himself in his condo wearing that stupid "GET LIT" hat.
     
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  13. He always has all the blinds closed in his house, even during the day.
     
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  14. The shower chair just slays me.

    He's been sedentary so long he can't even stand for a shower.

    It'd be an interesting new shower video if he's gotta sit half way through.
     
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  15. BREAKING NEWS: RENTON MAN IN CRITICAL CONDITION AFTER A DOMESTIC DISTURBANCE

    He has suffered self inflicted axe wounds after he claims one Frederick Fuchs entered his townhouse. Authorities state there are no signs of breaking and entering, After asked for comment, the man had only this to say: "There was nothing I could do dood".

    More at 11
     
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  16. He is probably gonna sit through the whole thing
     
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  17. I can imagine him giving excuses on a prestream before it too.

    "You don't get it, it's my back dood! *SNORT* I'm basically crippled because of my back, nothing I can do! ACK ACK ACK ACK"
     
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  18. Christ on a cracker, those sausage fingers.
     
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  19. Wait so he had a massive leak inside his walls and he didn't cut the drywall to check for interior damage and mold? Well ladies and gentlemen, I think we have found the root cause for DSPs respiratory problems. He's been sleeping in a mold infested room for years.

    "Don't worry that's not black mold or anything." No, the black mold would be growing on the nice sopping wet studs behind the wall and drywall inside where it isnt painted you fucking dolt.
     
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