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Discussion in 'Phil Burnell, the Triumphant King of Hate' started by A Witty Name, May 17, 2013.

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  1. He is probably gonna sit through the whole thing
     
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  2. I can imagine him giving excuses on a prestream before it too.

    "You don't get it, it's my back dood! *SNORT* I'm basically crippled because of my back, nothing I can do! ACK ACK ACK ACK"
     
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    14YearOldLoliGirl This autistic name doesn't fit in the text box

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  3. Christ on a cracker, those sausage fingers.
     
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  4. Wait so he had a massive leak inside his walls and he didn't cut the drywall to check for interior damage and mold? Well ladies and gentlemen, I think we have found the root cause for DSPs respiratory problems. He's been sleeping in a mold infested room for years.

    "Don't worry that's not black mold or anything." No, the black mold would be growing on the nice sopping wet studs behind the wall and drywall inside where it isnt painted you fucking dolt.
     
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  5. Phil knows about the gate code, he said people would have to be mentally ill to break in his home they would get arrested. No kidding Phil.
     
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  6. for someone that talks a lot, phil is very limited in insults
    "exceptional" "mentally ill" "dicks" "pain in the ass" "dicks in the ass" "ass"
    it's either gay or exceptional, get a dictionary philistine (see what i did?)
     
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    ZehnBoat ENDLESS TRASH!!!

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  7. "I love my life and I love my girlfriend" - Phil
     
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  8. And then

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  9. "in the amount of money these trolls have paid me I could have paid for an escort" - DSP. Really? Because the amount of money you made last month you could pay one off.
     
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  10. You know Phil is incapable of that because he's incompetent and would never hire someone to check that out (TOO MUCH MONEY DOOD). He would eyeball and be like "Eh, good enough." He could have a legitimately serious health condition if he's experiencing black mold poisoning. If he's lurking or one of his paypigs notice, maybe they'll give him a heads up. Can't wait for Save the House pt 2, black mold boogaloo. Or you know, he'll just croak.
     
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  11. Wait so croaking isn't what he does constantly all the time?
     
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  12. so what's the low down on phil's forums? as I understand some information was getting leaked tonight but there's nothing about it in the last few pages
     
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  13. Nothing today, but it's looks like tomorrow's stream time might be the big day (11:30-12 PST). All your catch-up is in this thread.
    Edit: Proclaimation begins here https://kiwifarms.net/threads/vidar...changa-spoon-darthradeonviking.33539/page-117

    Update today on status:
    https://kiwifarms.net/threads/vidar...changa-spoon-darthradeonviking.33539/page-134
     
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    #44093 carolburnett, Jan 12, 2018
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  14. It's been more then 24 hours and no reports of the dude who threatened to dox TKOHF actually doing anything. You know, I don't condone doxing, but talking all that good shit with no follow through not only makes us look like everything Phil says we are but also makes BSfuckingV of all fucking people look like a hero to the fan base, calling people's bluffs. Furthering even more his status as DSP's second in command who gets the better of "trolls" everyday.
     
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    #44094 Noob-Noob, Jan 12, 2018
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    Noob-Noob Jealous dumbfuck

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  16. I completely agree, it makes a load of sense and of course he's so lazy he'd never get the mold treated. I've done a bit of light reading in the past about mold and its affects on the psyche as well. google "mold psychosis" and check out some of the results.

    *conspiracy goggles* could influence why he acts so fucking paranoid and has gotten weirder lately...
     
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    Windows 98 It looks like you can use some help, dood. *snort*

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  17. I doubt it, he's been honking and snorting well before he moved
     
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  18. I sadly don't think removing mold will make him any less weirder or any less paranoid. We can dream though.
     
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  20. D-do you post outside of the DSP sub-forum? You probably should. Knowing who Dynastia is would improve your life.
     
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    Um Oh Ah Yeah Well this is awkward

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