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Discussion in 'Phil Burnell, the Onion Man' started by A Witty Name, May 17, 2013.

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  1. He has the blinds down during the day?
     
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  2. Has to stay hidden from the detractor with the sniper rifle on the roof across from him.
     
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  3. In sharp contrast to the tough guy persona Phil puffs himself around as online, he's actually a cowardly faggot irl & doesn't want his neighbors to see him walking around talking to himself in his condo wearing that stupid "GET LIT" hat.
     
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  4. He always has all the blinds closed in his house, even during the day.
     
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  5. The shower chair just slays me.

    He's been sedentary so long he can't even stand for a shower.

    It'd be an interesting new shower video if he's gotta sit half way through.
     
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  6. BREAKING NEWS: RENTON MAN IN CRITICAL CONDITION AFTER A DOMESTIC DISTURBANCE

    He has suffered self inflicted axe wounds after he claims one Frederick Fuchs entered his townhouse. Authorities state there are no signs of breaking and entering, After asked for comment, the man had only this to say: "There was nothing I could do dood".

    More at 11
     
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  7. He is probably gonna sit through the whole thing
     
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  8. I can imagine him giving excuses on a prestream before it too.

    "You don't get it, it's my back dood! *SNORT* I'm basically crippled because of my back, nothing I can do! ACK ACK ACK ACK"
     
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  9. Christ on a cracker, those sausage fingers.
     
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  10. Wait so he had a massive leak inside his walls and he didn't cut the drywall to check for interior damage and mold? Well ladies and gentlemen, I think we have found the root cause for DSPs respiratory problems. He's been sleeping in a mold infested room for years.

    "Don't worry that's not black mold or anything." No, the black mold would be growing on the nice sopping wet studs behind the wall and drywall inside where it isnt painted you fucking dolt.
     
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  11. Phil knows about the gate code, he said people would have to be mentally ill to break in his home they would get arrested. No kidding Phil.
     
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  12. for someone that talks a lot, phil is very limited in insults
    "exceptional" "mentally ill" "dicks" "pain in the ass" "dicks in the ass" "ass"
    it's either gay or exceptional, get a dictionary philistine (see what i did?)
     
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  13. "I love my life and I love my girlfriend" - Phil
     
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  14. And then

    dl'kfgns'kg.PNG
     
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  15. "in the amount of money these trolls have paid me I could have paid for an escort" - DSP. Really? Because the amount of money you made last month you could pay one off.
     
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  16. You know Phil is incapable of that because he's incompetent and would never hire someone to check that out (TOO MUCH MONEY DOOD). He would eyeball and be like "Eh, good enough." He could have a legitimately serious health condition if he's experiencing black mold poisoning. If he's lurking or one of his paypigs notice, maybe they'll give him a heads up. Can't wait for Save the House pt 2, black mold boogaloo. Or you know, he'll just croak.
     
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  17. Wait so croaking isn't what he does constantly all the time?
     
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  18. so what's the low down on phil's forums? as I understand some information was getting leaked tonight but there's nothing about it in the last few pages
     
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  19. Nothing today, but it's looks like tomorrow's stream time might be the big day (11:30-12 PST). All your catch-up is in this thread.
    Edit: Proclaimation begins here https://kiwifarms.net/threads/vidar...changa-spoon-darthradeonviking.33539/page-117

    Update today on status:
    https://kiwifarms.net/threads/vidar...changa-spoon-darthradeonviking.33539/page-134
     
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  20. It's been more then 24 hours and no reports of the dude who threatened to dox TKOHF actually doing anything. You know, I don't condone doxing, but talking all that good shit with no follow through not only makes us look like everything Phil says we are but also makes BSfuckingV of all fucking people look like a hero to the fan base, calling people's bluffs. Furthering even more his status as DSP's second in command who gets the better of "trolls" everyday.
     
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    #44140 Noob-Noob, Jan 12, 2018
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